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Cosmic? Maybe.

Unprecedented? Not to the old men.

Hotel? Trivago.

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Enjoying the view, Catra? Whatcha looking at there, huh?

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When Catra makes that little prbbbt kitty sound reblog if you agree

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Listen I love She-ra but WHERE does her fucking SWORD go when she’s not holding it? This drives me crazy?? It’s a giant-ass sword and they just don’t put it into 50% of shots and I can’t handle it

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Objective proof that Susie is a lesbian:

Butch icon

Her outfit is literally the lesbian pride flag

Went so far into the closet she ended up in a new dimension

No straight person would walk around with a fucking axe

She loves her gf Noelle

Sorry but Susie is a lesbian and if you disagree, you’re objectively wrong

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Sorry but Susie is a lesbian and if you disagree, you’re objectively wrong

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Me: Yeah I’m definitely not into Undertale anymore, I left that obsession back in freshman year!

Me, finding out about DeltaRune: Toby Fox Can Take My Soul And My Life Back

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Say what you want about the Star Wars prequels, but don’t you DARE say ONE negative word about Evan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi

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This is the most blessed image I have EVER laid eyes on. My skin is clear, my crops are watered, and Raven’s smile is the only thing that matters in my universe

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The 100 characters who deserve better, ranked

10. It’s not fair

9. to rank them

8. because

7. they’ve all

6. been through

5. so much

4. shit

3. and deserve

2. the world

1. Raven Reyes

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you: Please take your seat

me, an intellectual: Park your carcass

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Judas: I’m ready for the last supper!

Jesus: Wait, what?

Judas: Nothing. Just a regular ol’ supper with the boys

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Fitness goals: get really buff to impress cute girls

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T’Challa: I never freeze

T’Challa, all of one hour later: *is literally frozen in snow*

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2018 Mood

Captain America just hanging out in the Captain America exhibit at a museum reading about himself

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Today in my Calculus class someone exclaimed angrily, “I’m going to kill someone! Probably me!” and honestly? What a mood.

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The biggest tragedies in Hamilton: An American Musical

"Pay your fucking taxes" being cut from the final version of One Last Time

Laurens dying in South Carolina never knowing they won the war, and all his life's work being in vain

"Pay your fucking taxes" being cut from the final version of One Last Time

Hamilton's family being torn apart by his affair and then devastated by the loss of his son

"Pay your fucking taxes" being cut from the final version of One Last Time