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Sometimes I go back and listen to this just to make myself feel better.
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i feel like so many boring action movies could be saved by a sarcastic narrator
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this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!
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Do moose have pussies?
can't stop thinking about moose pussy
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Without a doubt, this was my favorite scene from star wars
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One day, years from now, ill go back in my tumblr history and read this again

I do think about this all the time
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I'm fucking lonely. Ok?
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People did this to me while I was at boot camp and it single handedly got me through every challenge that I faced there.

go find u a friend like this
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It sounds like you should definitely get an extended warranty.
hi
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This is the most punk rock thing I've seen all week





Yes actually I Do Need to wear Stripey socks every day (they/them). Corset and skirt by me♥️✂️🧵🧶♥️
(Ft Lemon! Pics by my boyfriend)
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Hey do you have a moment to talk about your cars extended warranty?
hi
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This quarentine coronavirus stuff is so bad for me. I don't even know what day it is.
Actually! I don't even know what month it is. I know it's 2020. But I woke up today at 4pm with half a cheeto hanging out of my mouth, got some breakfast and took a nap.
I'd start working out if I had any motivation.
That's probably not true.
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I need my legs socially distanced.
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Get in loser, we're going grape harvesting

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