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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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i'm from a place where country accents are common and i don't have a noticeable one most of the time but today a nice southern lady asked me where the bathroom was and i went FULL hick. Used the word "aways" and everything. do i have brain damage

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the humble apostrophe

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Tantrum

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i send my friend tumblr posts even tho she isn't on tumblr, she sends me tiktoks even though i'm not on tiktok... mutualism

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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Painted a twilight duck for my friend

Bonus:

HE GLOWS

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no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

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Listen I know it's a bad movie night and I know that the movie is confusing anyway but if you STOPPED FUCKING TALKING OVER THE PLOT you wouldn't need to ask what was happening every six seconds

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Most popular swear words by state in the US

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Tongues and Teeth the crane wives animatic with Hiccup and Valhallarama do you understand can you see my vision

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

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Do you wanna see

A little one note guy

Because here he comes

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I am so sleepy and tired, but I am not sleeping

I am gods bravest soldier perhaps?

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Bots are getting fucking bold

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Fucking

Miku Binders your Hiccup

and a clear version if anyone wants it