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I think you're type 69 <3

The only reason I’d ever want to be a household name is because then I could see how people type me on personality database. I must be perceived from the outside so bad. I want to know what the masses think. I feel like I take the tests wrong and I Must Know. 9 feels both right and also too vague to be right. Also one time in high school a teacher said he would’ve suspected a 5. Also all of them could fit except 8, 1, and 7,,,I am having a crisis over a pseudoscience personality test help

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What overfishing is doing to our lakes... Sad

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People talk so much about the "gay agenda" as if it's some massive conspiracy. They don't understand that our real agenda is to spend the day with Greg and Steve and Stu and Mark and Leighton and Chad

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Me texting my mom from inside the Trojan Horse: Yeah he and I have been spending a lot of time together at work, but what if we don’t get along outside of the horse :// ??

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"this is an inaccurate adaptation" okay but is it good "this didn't happen in the book" does it make sense in the context of the new work though "they totally changed the plot" and is the new one good or bad "it's completely different" not what I asked "they changed all the stuff I like" then I get why you wouldn't be into it but I'm asking about its own artistic merits "this character is meant to be blonde" I couldn't give less of a fuck

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Boy i love it when people cancel plans half an hour after we were supposed to meet up that's my favorite

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Listened to all of Allison Safts A Far Wilder Magic on libby over the past day and a half and it's wonderful beautiful lovely but whyyy does wes sound like 35th president of the United States John F Kennedy

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isopod<3

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I did this to help illustrate a point I'm making in a different post, but I feel it's relevant above and beyond that specific context.

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the goblin emperor dashboard simulator

✉️ couriersdaily

✉️ couriersdaily

tags roundup:

#diversity win??? #woahhh I forgot about him #this is how I found out. I hate it here #this is the end of the ethuveraz and a disgrace to his late serenity's memory #woaw #ENJOY BEING A BARIZHAN COLONY THOU ELVISH BASTARDS #prev: well no bc it's not like the great avar gaf about him either #who the fuck is archduke maia??? #aww he's only 18 :( #is he the one everyone says is crazy.....? #this is like a wonder tale talk about a comeback #this is a disaster #COOL #ok I guess #EMPRESS CHENELO AVENGED‼️ #dost thou think we can pray in the bariheise style now #I have never heard of this man before in my life

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😎 aveyyyyio

Edrehasivar better than me coz if I'd been in relegation my whole life in genteel poverty with some random and my whole family hated me or didn't gaf about me and I never got formally presented at court and everyone said I was mad or inbred I would have ascended to the throne and started killing everyone responsible

❤️ silmaroperas

op I see thine point but most of the people responsible are very much now dead. like that literally is how we got here

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Anonymous said:

Prince Idra is the rightful Emperor

⚰️ witnessforthedeadfandoms answered:

Oh so thou'rt massive on child cruelty and the death of child emperors??? that's what thou'rt saying?? thou wants Prince Idra to be a child emperor and then be murdered by a power hungry regent?? wowwwwwwww #problematic

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Anonymous said:

suspicious that the Emperor and his other sons ALL got taken out at once, leaving the throne clear for Archduke Maia, no?? Like it's.... Convenient. Wouldn't you say

⚰️ witnessforthedeadfandoms answered:

Not really no

#thou didst all jump like fleas to the next conspiracy I see 🙄

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⚔️ valmatasreturn reblogged courtpollsandbrackets follow

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#so is this how the corazhas make decisions now or??? #anyway. CSETHIRO SWEEP

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🤲🏻 honourofcsethio follow

tbh we think everyone saying that edrehasivar is going to be a disaster of an emperor is being really fatalistic... like YEAH he looks like a panic attack had a wish granted to be a real boy but we think he can do some real good :(

🕰️ likeclockwork

lol sorry but that skinny kid would have to bridge the istandaärtha to win my confidence

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BY ANMURA

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❗imperialcourtnews

🚨| As agreed by the Corazhas this morning, Dach'osmin Csethiro Ceredin is engaged to the Emperor Edrehasivar VII and will become Empress Csethiro, Ethuverazid Zhasan

#edit: please stop tagging this 'can Edrehasivar fight' someone's gonna construe it as a threat on the Emperor's life and things have been tense enough lately #second edit: WE GET IT, A LOT OF THEE HAD A CRUSH ON HER AT LEAST THOU DOST GET TO SEE HER ALL THE TIME NOW

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🎶 operasdaily follow

Opera of the Day: The Autumn Archduke is an old warhorse by Ebrezhanar. It concerns the sudden ascension to the throne of the Archduke Aizhevea (later Edrethelema III) after the tragic deaths of his father, older brother, and his sister's son in a fire at the imperial palace. It maps the early years of his reign, including how the incident partially inspired his designs for the new structure of the Untheileneise Court. It was popularly performed in Lohaiso ten years ago, but has not been significantly revived since this period.

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this happened to my buddy Edrehasivar Zhas

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scream apparently in the flop coup they tried to send the emperor to be a votary of csethio??? this just in, 'get thee to a nunnery' is NOT just for noblewomen #equality

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reading through the whole report on the attempt now and losing my shit... skill issue of the highest level imagine thy coup fails because thy 14 year old prince and 18 year old emperor unionise against thee and thou cannot do shit because teenager 1 and teenager 2 are the two most powerful men in the court... biggest cringefail coup of all time

#say the prayer of compassion for the dead for chavar and sheveän's egos because they won't survive this

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anyone else think the couriersdaily account is kinda being really excessively hype about eshevis tethimar getting killed in that assassination attempt. like... real, but also. diva... the attempt on the emperor's life......

#though I presume if they're shitposting the emperor is probably fine #given couriersdaily is almost certainly run by... Thou Knowest... #maybe it's like a diary for them #all the shit you can't say on the day job mer ai-- I mean couriersdaily?

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😎 aveyyyio reblogged couriersdaily

⚜️ odris84-blog follow

this is so fucking disrespectful... we don't know what we expected from baseborn couriers like thee but eshevis tethimar was a respected member of the tethimada whatever he ALLEGEDLY tried to do to the emperor. now he's in ulis's hands so thou shouldst really at least TRY to have some dignity and compassion

✉️ couriersdaily

#see???? #btw don't open the notes it's the archipelagar wars in there

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🫀 zhelsu-no34

Othala Celehar: h-

Me:

#prelate of ulis... a good one... looks good in the coat of office...

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🗣️ untheileneisecourtconfessions

went on a date with some random osmer and he admitted to having some tiny part in the tethimadeise conspiracy to try and impress me and idk if he was lying or not but he was pissing me off so I called the untheileneise guard on him and ate his dessert once they hauled him off lol

#plus I go to salons with the zhasan sometimes #and I think she would have snapped my head off my neck if she'd found out he said that and I did nothing

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🌽 orshansmazei reblogged amalomemes

#he comes into the sanctuary I work at and walks around in circles sometimes #he looks haggard too. poor thing 😭 #I know someone at the laundresses who is convinced he only has one coat

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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

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“what if, LOTR but little animated animals.” by jessica a. m

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as a fan of the httyd audio books, I have an idea of how to make the httyd live action movies better: have David Tennant play ALL the roles

Ya’ll see the vision right????

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Genuinely it can be so frustrating to be friends with a people pleaser. Oh, you aren't having a good time (I promise you aren't as good at hiding it as you think you are) because you left all the decisions up to me (making me feel more like a travel agent than a friend) because you didn't want to "burden" me (why are you friends with me if you think I'd judge you for having preferences)??? Well guess what, being the one to make ALL of the decisions, figuring out when you really have no preference or if you're just lying to me, trying tell what you actually want to do apart from what you think *I* want to do, course correcting into something we can both enjoy when its clear you're not having a good time- That's Burden, Babe!!! And it's sooo much worse than literally just telling me you don't want to go out tonight, or that you don't like a certain activity or whatever it is. Like I get that telling me that stuff makes you anxious, and I'm sympathetic to that, but let's not carry on with thinking this behavior is all for my sake, ok?

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happy Thursday the 20th