#trojan horse

[cosmic-muses]

I love putting pointless effort into photoshop jokes

Estrojan horse (inspired by someone on discord)

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[rainbowpopeworld]

Almost 7 months and the brainlichen are still in control 😈😇

[jedi-valjean]

Odysseus' Strategy Notebook

PLAN TO DEFEAT THE TROJANS

Build giant wooden horse and hide inside it

PLAN TO DEFEAT THE CYCLOPS

Build giant wooden horse spear and hide inside it stab the cyclops with it

PLAN TO ESCAPE THE CYCLOPS' CAVE

Build giant wooden horse and hide inside it

Build giant wooden SHEEP and hide inside it

Build a bunch of normal-sized sheep and hide in those

Skin real sheep and use them to make incredibly realistic sheep costumes

Ride the sheep out of the cave but upside-down so he doesn't find us

PLAN TO DEFEAT THE LASTER LAESYTR LESTRYG CANNIBAL GIANTS

Build giant wooden horse and hide inside it

Build giant wooden cannibal giant and hide inside it

Build giant wooden RUN

PLAN TO DEFEAT THE WITCH

Build giant wooden horse and hide inside it

Build giant wooden pig and hide inside it?

Build giant wooden d go with Hermes' plan

PLAN TO DEFEAT SCYLLA

Build giant wooden horse and hide inside it

Build wooden decoy sailors and hope she eats those DID NOT WORK

PLAN TO STOP MEN FROM EATING SACRED CATTLE

Build giant wooden horse and hide inside it

Build giant wooden cow and trick the men into eating it

Take a nap and come up with a better plan

PLAN TO ESCAPE CALYPSO'S ISLAND

Build giant wooden horse and hide inside it

Build wooden decoy statue of me and put it in her bed

Build giant wooden d

PLAN TO KEEP ODYSSEUS HERE FOREVER

Steal strategy notebook

Check for splinters just in case

PLAN TO SNEAK BACK INTO THE PALACE

Build giant wooden h

Disguise self as giant wooden beggar normal old beggar OKAY I GET IT NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A GIGANTIC WOODEN REPLICA I GET IT ALREADY sheesh Athena

GET THE SUITORS OFF MY BACK, PLAN B (THANKS A LOT MELANTHO)

Announce that I will marry whoever can string my husband's bow and shoot through wait this isn't my notebook

PLAN TO KILL THE SUITORS wait who scribbled in my notebook

[marysmirages]

Trojan Horse (2024)

[tee]

My pathetic and perfect weeping-worm familiar and I make a great pair but a terrible trojan horse.

@art has dropped Build-a-Beast templates every Monday in October. It's been fun! Check out everyone's beautiful beasties and familiars and costumes and such over in the build a beast tag.

Art created by the eerily talented @kcamberart.

[unholyblissafterdark]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[iroissleepdeprived]

Guys, wait, this is very important.

Horse.

[shevvys-pictures]

'Trojan'

Digital collage!

[teathattast]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[cuties-in-codices]

the trojan horse

in an illustrated copy of the "trojanerkrieg" by konrad von würzburg, germany, c. 1441

source: Nürnberg, GNM, Hs. 998, fol. 195r

[jedi-valjean]

Based on this post

[illustratus]

Troy (2004)

[jacobpking]

Trojan War - the Achaeans My huge, very time-consuming love letter to the Achaeans of the Trojan War. This took over 100 hours and I only regret *some* of them.

I hope you enjoy!