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I'm not walking
I simply am teleporting my atoms in a forward motion millions of times a second and it looks like I am walking. It's far more impressive
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this cat can teach you the centre line of the cat

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what the hell is this
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just remembered the dream I had last night
I swimming to the center of the earth to find someone and went through repeating sections of an underwater cave (like falling through a portal on the floor and ceiling in Portal 2.) Then found myself in a cave with a broken subnautica base that I had to get back online or I would drown. Then when I had fixed it, the shadow Leviathan swam past and up above the base (it was like a 3x3 meter glass box) and then dived back down trying to kill me but got stuck on the cave (idk). Eventually, after going up and down a couple times it left so I went looking for the survivors of the broken base. When I found them I told them that I knew a way out but there was big fish in the way. And so then I took 3 people back to my glass cube one dying to a big fish but I got a few shots off on it with some lazers (idk where I got a gun from). Then it swam up the cave leaving a trail of black blood which I followed up (because it might have been a god?) Kept swimming up through the ground to different alien beaches then woke up
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10/10
This dude's got a really contagious laugh!
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ok this one is a good meme
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My brain went into attack mode
I just added 29 sticky notes for a total of 78
it's like I just cleared the cache on a computer
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Just got a sub 1 minute free cell time
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The Spider has violated the agreed terms and has now been evicted
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you know tomorrow I think I will start listening to all the music from all the famous artists by decade and then make a spreadsheet
(idk how far I will get but I have been listening to the same songs too many times and there is more than 100 years of music and i should really experience it in my time on this planet)
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the hive mind
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my body refuses to cooperate
will you please do the things i want
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I READ THIS A HOLDING ONTO THE ANGER POTION

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my anxiety then making my heart beat it my chest so loud i can't do anything in a never-ending cycle of not doing anything

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