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it’s so crazy how many mid movies r made every year that u wouldve never learned abt if ur mutual didnt want to fuck an actor that plays in them

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The Lair of the White Worm (1988) dir. Ken Russell

So drink the health of brave Sir John, Who kept the babes from harm, Saved cows and calves by making halves Of that famous D'Ampton Worm!

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John D'Ampton went a-fishing once, a-fishing in the weir

He caught a fish upon his hook he thought looked mighty queer...

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“u should be at the club” no i should be at home studying my Hugh Grant 1990 Japanese Photobook see u in 3 days

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maybe growing up is just becoming who you were at 14 again but learning how to love her this time

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amidst the rust belt

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Underground is a weird place

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thank you very much for the tag @bluesrocknrollingstones ! your picrew is so cute 🌈✨

go for it @goodlookingforagirl !!

i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)

this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3

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The Secret of Lidian, 2025 Mass-attack on several Hunters Unlucky fans for Art Fight

DRAMATIS PERSONAE under the cut

FELOI the ferryshaft, our scrappy protagonist. Hobbies include rapping, quipping and getting into trouble. Character belongs to @lostfox

BRUTUS and KOSITT, our creasia comic relief pair. Brutus has a short fuse, Kositt enjoys playing pranks on her. Slapstick ensues! Character belongs to @lostfox

CHIBO is creasia cat team mom. She finds Brutus' and Kositt's antics endearing and merely giggles at the most violent of scuffles. Character belongs to @elliejaybird

MOUSARA the running gag curb. Her efforts to build a trap is constantly and unwittingly sabotaged by the other characters. Character belongs to @peculiurperennial

MONBREIR and FRAY the gay coded ferryshaft herd leaders. Monbreir catches birds and acts like a cartoon dog and Fray poses dramatically on top of cliffs scouts as if his life depended on it. Monbreir belongs to @vveedwart and Fray to @bookshelfpassageway

KIRO the adorable ferryshaft foal. He tawks wike dis. Character belongs to @bookshelfpassageway

SEETHE the blind telshee. With scars like that, 80's movie villany was all but guaranteed. Character belongs to @swordsandspectacles

ACRISS the mystical sparkling flying jellyfish. Purpose unknown, but they sure look hella cool! Acriss and the entire Hunters universe belong to @alhilton

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hey girl is that some stupid fucking bullshit in your pocket or is your penis just horrible and dumb

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I 💗 my parasocial relationship with an idealized fabrication of a celebrity from a specific period of their life

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The Middle

I wrote and illustrated this story as a birthday present for my partner, I hope you enjoy it!

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hitting return early on libby when there's people waiting and feeling like a benevolent queen distributing alms to the poor

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Sits on your dash

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he was so right when he said this