cufufle
cufufle
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I am depressed and silly
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cufufle · 1 day ago
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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
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cufufle · 3 days ago
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I’ve made it to a year without self harming.
I don’t know how I’ve done it.
Yeah. Idk. Just wanted to share because I never thought it would be possible.
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cufufle · 5 days ago
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peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
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cufufle · 6 days ago
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Because of this post I have found Wikipedia’s list of Individual trees and oh boy. This is amazing.
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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess
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cufufle · 7 days ago
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Is that a bug
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cufufle · 8 days ago
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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cufufle · 10 days ago
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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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cufufle · 13 days ago
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Genuinely the reason I have tumblr
"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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cufufle · 14 days ago
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the man with the upside down smile is not to be forgotten. The richest man in the world must be taken down
Hey just a quick check in- now that musk is like severely imploding on trump and their severed ties
Yall won't forget this part right?
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Yall won't forget he's still a massive scumbag right? That he's still a nazi right? That won't get lost in translation right???
(I don't THINK it'll get forgotten but I really want to remind people that just because Musk is now bashing trump for all the shit we've known about him for awhile that we don't forget he was complicit. If anything his bashing and airing out trumps laundry makes it worse, because he KNEW all that and still worked with him.)
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cufufle · 16 days ago
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boost pad to make you scroll faster
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cufufle · 17 days ago
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Update, I’ve got a bunch of words and I’ll explain tomorrow :)
screw it, I’m making a language spoken only with your eyes
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cufufle · 22 days ago
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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
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cufufle · 27 days ago
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dont ever hesitate. reblog this.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Trans LifeLine: 1-877-565-8860
Human Trafficking Hotline: 1-888-373-7888
Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233
BDSM Partner Abuse Hotline: 617-742-4911
Substance Abuse Helpline: (800) 784-6776
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cufufle · 27 days ago
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Watched the whole show on my flight to Rome in 2022. So, so incredibly funny. It’s such an injustice :(
I know I’m, quite literally, 10 years late but it should be considered a crime that The Muppets (2015) only has 1 season. Absolute banger of a show
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cufufle · 30 days ago
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why is this so possible in my mind
So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real
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cufufle · 30 days ago
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screw it, I’m making a language spoken only with your eyes
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cufufle · 1 month ago
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I love them so much💜
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