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Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.

You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.

When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.

A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)

Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)

The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.

Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.

Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.

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big beefy men with all their body hair (that they know you love so much) and blowjobs… god specifically blowjobs. he’s watching you struggle to take his length into your throat, gagging and spluttering when your nose buries into his pubes until you pull yourself off, gasping and messy. you nuzzle into his happy trail, rubbing your soft cheek against the coarse hair and he’s literally all heart-eyes for you… not to mention when you busy yourself with his heavy balls oh lawwwd.. (〃ω〃)

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What happened to your masterlist?

hiya!! i think when i updated my blog name it fucked up the linking on my master list so i have to actually go in and fix that, ill take a day to do it soon!! sorry for the inconvenience but thank you for reminding me!!

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Will we EVER GET AN END OF MIGUEL 😭

im so sorry if you followed me for my naruto content anon but as of right now im nose deep in spiderverse hell and dont see myself losing this hyper fixation anytime soon!

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Will we ever get a redesign on Yuuna ?

hiya!! omg i havent had a question about my naruto bab in FOREVER HAHAHAH

i don’t think so!! im really satisfied with all her designs throughout the series so im gonna keep em how they are 💜

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You love spider man 2099?

Hiiii!! I’ve read the first few issues of the SM2099 comics from the 90s run but im mostly familiar with ATSV SM2099 so I’d say im more of an ATSV SM2099 fan just because I don’t really know lot of the lore behind the character hehe

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Can I just say that you made me cry

I can never find art of anything that has someone of my size, nevermind even close to it. And here you are, with all this beautiful art of your perfect OC and my favorite character, and I can actually see myself in her (Even if I'm a lot taller lmao)

Genuinely, it's so cathartic to look through your art. I will be watching you very closely from now on

WAIT PLS ILL SOB??? I’m so happy i could help you feel better about yourself bc of my art, i know it’s definitely helped me too bc my oc has my body type and I’ve gotten a bit more confident in myself bc of it!! im just,,,,so glad i could share the body positivity with other people s well aaaaaaaa

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a lil gabriel x oc commission im workin on uwu

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not a 16 year old liking my spiderverse smut and trying to follow me 🧍‍♀️

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some pen in a micro bikini plus miggy not being able to control himself 💜 check out the full versions on twitter!!

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lil comm for @potatoesenpaii bc they sent me money to buy a new iPad charger 💜

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a bodyguard!migs commission, check out the full thing on twitter 🤪

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drew daddy miguel as daddy ganondorf back when tears of the kingdom had first come out 💜

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just some penny in her spiderweb gala outfit 💜

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my take on punk meegle

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idk if this is in character for miguel but i couldnt stop thinking about it 😭😭 full on my twitter

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more short haired miggy 🥰