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Making websites

The benefits you will get :-

Negotiation Able price

There is cheap websites and forever hosted if you don't want to pay much (THEY COME WITH DISADVANTAGE)

You chose the hosting provider

You can freely chose who will host your website but you need to pay the hosting first

Pay for the hosting before the build abd the rest after

You won't pay the before making fee if you chose the cheap website

Fully built

As long as its on wordpress and uses free plugins (if the plugins you want are payed that you need to pay first) and doesn't have so many interactives (a game inside a website) as am still learning

NSFW and IP Tracking are not allowed

Anything illegal or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) will not be tolerated

Comes with your own TOS (Terms Of Service)

TOS are like your rules ( Doesn't come with privacy policy) because I'm not a lawyer

DM ME IF INTERESTED

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i wish i could rip out your eyes and make you eat them as i insert needles under your nails. by this point I'd already broken each of your limbs so you wouldn't escape. id burn your skin with hit iron and watch as it melts and burns under the hot metal. id rip your each of your 32 teeth and make you swallow them

i can only imagine how good it would feel to make you eat your own flesh as i slowly cut it layer by layer, until only muscle is left. I'd rub honey, lemon juice and salt into all your wounds and drag you outside by the hair and watch as the ants and other cute critters feed on your disgusting remains. if you were somehow still alive by this point, which i highly doubt, id probably just crush your skull with dome rock lol. then id prolly piss on the shit pile that once was your body and feed you to the pigs :p

What did i do to you my homie :)

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I was trying to search mom's here (phonk) and wtf is this, YouTube.

You better start talking.

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"change da world, my final massage. Goodb ye"

-Smoking Rat

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"If you are poor, Than buy money"

-Sonic

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"Everybody is telling me that i changed, I changed, I have shited my pants, I had to change" -Quote of the day

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"I'd rather die standing than live kneeling."

-Veggietales facts (@veggiefact)

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there is something wrong i can feel it

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is my PC struggling? i swear i didnt open anything except discord :(

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I know am too attractive and handsome but chill bot- I MEAN GIRLS

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Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack. Can't fret over every egg -Armstrong

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Day 9 of asking myself how bad is your memory?

Bad to the point that i forgot how bad

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Day 8 of asking myself am i alive?

Probably not.

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Day 7 of asking myself why?

i really forget why am i asking myself

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meow -my cat

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Day 6 of asking myself did i manage (somehow) to forget day 5 and repeat day 4 twice?

Yes.

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