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Long time no see (fr its been a year oops) but i need help with an ao3 username

muchas grassyass

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Bakugou Katsuki has pet rats.

Mina and Sero peer pressured him into buying them.

Izuku named them the most outrageous names like Twinkle Toes and Rat Might and Bakugou only allowed it because come on its Izuku. You can't say no to him its impossible.

Denki and Kirishima scream when the ratties crawl down their tops.

Uraraka accidentally used her quirk on them once and they were running around in the air in the common room.

Shoto randomly comes and steals them for cuddles (he's a touched deprived, neglected and abused child ok. he needs rat cuddles)

Mineta gets chomped on by them (not because he's tasty, just because the ratties don't stand creepy perverts)

Momo buys them accessories and toys because she's rich asf (Uraraka's crying rn)

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Sero, Denki and Kiri having a sleepover:

Sero: What time is it?

Denki: I don't know, pass me the guitar. I'll find out

Sero: How will a guitar tell you what time-

Denki: *plays guitar very loudly*

Bakugou: *in the dorm next door* whO IS PLAYING THE FUCKING GUITAR AT 3:30 IN THE MORNING?!

Kirishima: It's 3:30

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Mina: Who is the prettiest person you know?

Bakugou: Deku. Who else would it be you damn nerd?

Uraraka: Yeah Izuku is quite pretty

Bakugou: "Quite"? He's the most beautiful thing in the world! And back off of my boyfriend *fists smoking*

Uraraka: Oops

Kirishima: *Commentating* And in that moment, Uraraka knew, she fucked up.

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The fact that Shoto could barely laugh when Mr Smiley got him with his quirk... That's just fucking heartbreaking because Deku was laughing his arse off with blood literally dripping down his face but Shoto just couldn't laugh like the other's, probably because he never has been allowed to before. His childhood was that fucked that he never got the chance to laugh and joke with his siblings. I don't know. People say he looked cute but to me he looked like he was crying. Not laughing.

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Touya: Am I adopted?

Rei *comforting*: Definitely not, Sweetie

Endeavour *not comforting*: Whatever made you think we would want you?

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Bakugou: I am this close to slapping you

Denki: Your fingers are touching?

Bakugou: Exactly

Denki: *runs for his life*

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Kiribaku walking in together with hickies:

Mina: Did you two finally sleep together?!

Bakugou and Kirishima defensively: No.

Sero: That was two negatives.

Denki: That's a yes.

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when i say I'm a multi shipper, i dont mean i just ship kiribaku and bakudeku.

i mean i ship Kirishima and Bakugou, Bakugou and Deku, Kirishima and Mina, Kirishima and Deku, Shoto and Bakugou, Shoto and Deku, Shoto, Deku and Bakugou, Deku and Uraraka, Rody and Deku, Deku and Shoji, Uraraka and Toga, Uraraka and Tsuyu, Shoto and Sero, Mina and Jirou, Toru and Mina, Toru and Ojiro, Momo and Shoto, Sero and Denki, Shinsou and Denki, Shinsou and Deku, Shinsou and Bakugou, Denki and Jirou, Kirishima and Denki, Jirou and Momo, Dabi and Hawks, Aizawa and Hizashi, Aizawa and Oboro, Shigaraki and Dabi, Fuyumi and Mirko, Mirio and Amajiki and so on...

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Mina: So how did you guys get together?

Denki: Well he fell for me instantly soo...

Shinsou: I didn't fall, you fucking tripped me!

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Mina: Ok pretty princesses, who was your gay awakening?

Bakugou: Bold of you to ask... Izuku obviously.

Denki: Oh yeah Midoriya for sure. In first year I saw him and was like "Oh shit, do I like dudes?"

Kirishima: Yeah Midobro at some point.

Bakugou: You've all liked my boyfriend?!

Sero: Of course man, he's hot as fuck!

Shoto: They are right. Midoriya is very attractive...

Deku: I was gonna say All Might but now I just feel bad :{

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Denki: I want to set the paper on fire

Kirishima: No

Denki: What about the table

Sero: No

Denki: The chair?

Mina: Why does anything have to be set on fire?!

Denki: ...What about Mineta's head?

Bakugou: ...Go on

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Class 1a playing would you rather

Mina: Todoroki! Would you rather never drink strawberry milk again or-

Shoto: Whatever the other option is.

Denki: You didn't even hear the other option?

Mina: The other option was never talking to Endeavour again!

Shoto: *contemplating* I'm going to stick with what I said.

Momo: You would prefer to drink strawberry milk than talk to your father?!

Shoto: I'd rather drink acid than talk to my father...

Uraraka: Ok then, moving on... Deku would you rather fight the scariest villian in the world or watch your limited edition All Might figure be destroyed? *jokingly*

Deku: *completely serious* Fight the villian of course.

Bakugou: *standing up* Right I'm leaving. You guys are fucking weird.

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Deku: *glaring at Bakugou*

Bakugou: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I broke your limited edition All Might figure?

Deku:

Bakugou:

Deku: You fucking did what?!

Bakugou: *sweating* Wait it wasn't that?

Whole of 1A: Did Deku just swear?!

Deku: *demons eyes*

Whole of 1A: *runs for their lives while Bakugou is fully body slammed to the floor*

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Aizawa: Shoto is a good kid isn't he? Thoughtful, well-mannered and keeps to himself...

Mic: Reminds me of myself at that age

Aizawa: You know I knew you at that age, right?

Aizawa: Anyway let's adopt him. Endeavour is a shitty father

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Bakugou: *Ignores the situation*

Sero and Mina: *Laughing at the situation*

Kirishima: *Laughing at the situation too but deals with it to keep his friends out of trouble*

Denki: *IS the situation*

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Imagine this:

Pervy grape boy with small dick energy (Mineta): *being disrespectful to the girls*

Kirishima: *makes a paper airplane and hands it to Shoto*

Shoto: *sets it on fire and hands it to Bakugou*

Bakugou: *tosses it at the Grape's head*

Pervy grape boy with small dick energy (Mineta): *catches fire and dies a very slow agonising way*

Girls: *celebrating the once Grape, now Raisin's death*