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BNHA characters as k-12 songs

1. Wheels on the bus = Izuku Midoriya 

“I’m just looking out the window and it’s cold outside, there are two boys yelling behind me and I'm terrified. Counting trees as they pass me by and I'm trying not to look across the aisle. ‘Cause Maya’s letting Dan put his hand up her shirt and she’s got her hand down his pants.”

2. Class Fight = Toga Himiko

“Her face was fucked up and my hands were bloody. We were in the playground, things were getting muddy. The teacher broke us up after I broke her and my one true love called me a monster.

Mommy, why do I feel sad? Should I give him away or feel this bad? “No, no, no - don't you choke.” Daddy chimed in “go for the throat.”

3. The Principal = Shigaraki Tomura

“Complicated, overrated. You’re fixated and elated, by the separation in this place that you’ve created. Fuck all of your rules and guidelines. You shouldn’t even be on the sidelines. 

Can’t you see that we’re all hurtin’? If you’re not teaching, we’re not learnin’. Excuse me, how much are you earnin’?

I’ve tried to make you listen, but you won’t, it’s your way, right?”

4. Show & Tell = Dabi (Touya Todoroki)

“You pull me by hair so I don’t go nowhere. Tell me you love me, but you treat me like I'm never there. You say the cruelest words, and yes, they break my heart. ‘Cause I'm over here working my ass off.

Why is it so hard to see? If I cut myself, I would bleed. I’m just like you, you’re like me. Imperfect and human are we. Show and tell. I’m on display for all you fuckers to see.”

5. Nurse’s Office = Minoru Mineta

“Don’t cut me, punch me, just let me go - into the nurse’s office where I float away. I’m pale as the loose-leaf paper they grow from hollowing out all my lungs in the snow.

Yeah, I'm coughing. I’m bleeding, Band-aids won’t heal it. ‘Cause they hate me, so I'm fakin’ all of, of this so they take, take me, take me home.”

6. Drama club - Chizome Akaguro (Stain)

“They try to feed you lines that you have to memorize. You always hide behind your Wizard of oz disguise. Do you even have a brain? You’re sticking to a page. You’re faking all of your pain, yeah, you’re bleeding on a stage.

I never signed up for your drama, up for your drama, up for your drama club”

7. Strawberry Shortcake - Momo Yaoyorozu

“Feeling unsure of my naked body. Stand back, watch it taking shape. Wondering why I don’t look like barbie. They say boys like girls with a tiny waist. Now, my mama’s preaching to make sure I'm pure. But I never really cared about this shit before. Look around the room to whoever wants me.

Got buys acting like they ain’t seen skin before. Got sent home to change ‘cause my skirt is too short.”

8. Lunchbox friends - Jin Bubaigawara

“Wanna be my best friend, then judge me. If I smoke a little weed, makes no fucking sense to me. The hassle, the fighting, they all want a bite of me. Photos, more photos, then gossip ‘bout hoes they they don’t know. Oh, they talk shit though.

I don’t want lunchbox friends, no. I want someone who understand, oh, no. Come to my house, let’s die together. Friendship that will last forever.”

9. Orange Juice - Shoto Todoroki

“Oh, I wish I could give you my set of eyes. ‘Cause I know your eyes ain’t working, mmm. I wish I could tell you that you’re fine, so fine. But you will find that disconcerting.

You turn oranges to orange juice. Either there, then spit it out of you. Your body is imperfectly perfect.”

10. Detention -  Tenya Iida

“I’m not a bad guy. So don’t treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? Please don’t be mad if I don't smile back, alright? If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd? Alright? Alright? 

I’m physically exhausted, tired of my knuckles beating. I’m chewing gum to pass this time of sadness. Can’t you see it?”

11. Teacher’s pet. Can’t do shit with this. Im sorry. Maybe a lil’ bit of Izuku x All might?

“You love me me, but you won’t come save me. You got a wife and kids, you see them daily. Don’t know why you even need me?

Teachers pet, if I'm so special, why am I a secret? Yeah, why the fuck is that? Do you regret the things we shared that I'll never forget? Well do you? tell me that. I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years. I knew this wouldn’t last, but fuck you, don’t you leave me here.”

12. High School Sweethearts = Ochaco Uraraka

“Step one, you must accept that I'm a little out of my mind. Step two, this is a waste of time if you can’t walk me down the finish line. Step three, give me passion, don’t make fun of my fashion. Step four, give me more, give me more, more.

If you can’t handle a heart like mine, don’t waste your time with me. If you’re not down to bleed, oh no.

13. Recess = All Might

“I was too young to see the truth, in my grandma’s lap, im drowning in her perfume. Too naive to even care ‘bout the words she whispered while she brushed out my hair.

People gonna say, if you need a break, someone’ll take your place. People gonna try to tell you that you’re fine with dollars in their eyes. (Just remember)