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Resonant Incorrect Quotes
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the unofficial incorrect quotes page inspired by and dedicated to the A03 story, Resonant by Syndrossi.run by Care, first of her name, scribe of tumblr, incorrect quotes, and madlibs. the khaleesi of the great hellsite, and mother of dragons. (she/her)(purely a fan blog made for fun, i claim nothing) some times the quotes are regular hotd just ‘cause.
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Daemon, to Otto: I don't have to win...I just have to make sure YOU LOSE!
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Otto: You wouldn't be that cruel.
Daemon: Relax, we could never be that cruel.
Jon: But Rhaegar sure could.
Rhaegar, walking in: Well, well, well…
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Rhaegar: You need to react when people cry.
Jon: I did. I rolled my eyes.
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Rhaegar: Just promise me no one will get hurt.
Jon: I can’t make that promise.
Rhaegar: Oddly, I’m okay with that.
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Laenor: It is, after all, a contest. Which implies competitors.
Rhaegar, starts: Father always says competition is a good thing.
Jon, ends: It’s a chance to crush people!
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so i did a thing
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Rhaegar: I love this time of year. People get drunk and tell me things they never would have said and then I use that information to subtly undermine and control them.
Jon: Ah, yes. The true meaning of the holidays.
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Daemon: It doesn't matter if you're gay or straight, the one thing we can all agree on is that I'm hot.
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Otto: Prince Rhaegar?! How did you-?! Wh-where did you-?! When'd you-?! When-
Rhaegar: Will you be completing any of these questions?
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Jon: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
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Otto, to Rhaegar: You’ve caused me considerable mental distress.
Jon: I certainly hope so.
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Daemon: I can take pain.
Rhaegar: You can’t talk to Otto for ten minutes.
Daemon: Well there’s pain and then there’s torture.
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Rhaegar, in genuine agonizing distress: I'm so sorry if I'm bothering you with my childish hysterics.
Rhaegar, in a bit of a bad mood: I hope a hydrogen bomb lands on every living thing in the universe.
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Daemon: You know what I enjoy? Killing people who piss me off.
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And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.
- Jon and Daemon, probably
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this is just Daemon playing with his babies once they get on Caraxes (Caraxes is also playing and knows not to fly off with Targaryen-toddlers)
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Jon, to Rhaegar: What gives? You are supposed to tell me everything. My whole life is predicated upon judging people unfairly on your behalf.
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