#source: drake and josh

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Loki: Thor, haven’t you learned by now that I can outsmart you whenever I want?

Thor: You cannot.

Loki: Say “fort”.

Thor: Fort?

Loki: Now say it three times.

Thor: Fort, fort, fort.

Loki: Spell it twice.

Thor: F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.

Loki: Say it two more times.

Thor: Fort, fort.

Loki: Now what do you eat soup with?

Thor: Ha ha! FORK! Ha!

Loki: Really? Because I eat my soup with a spoon.

[Loki leaves]

Bruce: See, if you ate soup with a fork, the liquid would just fall—

Thor: I KNOW!!

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: I helped you when you got your foot stuck in the toilet.

Tim: No you didn’t. You just laughed and took pictures!

[wildlyincorrect]

Elphaba, walking towards the door: Now, are you sure you're okay with this? Glinda: Are you sure you're okay with this? [leans over and kisses Elphaba] Elphaba: Very okay with that. Glinda: [giggles and tosses her hair] Elphaba: I love you. Glinda: Elphaba: Glinda: Elphaba: Glinda: See you in sorcery! [slams the door in Elphaba's face] [LATER] Fiyero: Elphaba told you she loves you, and you said, "See you in sorcery!" and slammed the door in her face? Glinda: What was I supposed to do, Fiyero?!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Splinter, obviously angry: My sons, may I speak with you in the kitchen? Leo: Can't we talk out here? Mikey: Where there will be witnesses if you kill us? Splinter: Five. Four. Three... Donnie: Oh, come on! Raph: Don't you think we're a little old for that? Splinter: TWO!... [The Turtles all race into the kitchen]

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 68

Duke: You're like the coolest guy ever.

Jason: Seriously?

Duke: Yeah.

Jason: Well, that's a first.

Duke: What do you mean?

Jason: You know, Dick being our brother...

Jason: People usually think he's the cool guy. It's kinda nice having someone think it's the other way around for once.

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Kevin: ... Kevin: Radford? Radford: What? Kevin: ...Where's the door hole? Radford: Radford, pointing: Goes right there. See, I drew it with a magic marker. B.) Kevin: Kevin: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw. Radford: Dude, I'm gonna! Kevin: Oh really? Radford: Yes! Kevin: So go get the power saw. Radford: Okay, I will! Radford: Tch... *bumps into the door* Radford: *rattles the door, turns around, paws at the door* Radford: Radford: …I see the problem. Kevin: OH!?!?

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Katniss: Hey, Gale is here.

Peeta: OK, I’ll call the exterminator.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: Colin, I don’t hate you.

Colin: But you think I’m an idiot for proposing to Penelope?

Eloise: No, that’s not why I think you’re an idiot.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Wrecker: Oh yeah, well... Oh yeah, well... Oh yeah?!

Crosshair: Good comeback, Wrecker.

Wrecker: OH YEAH!?

[harringroveera]

Spoiler alert, Steve was not a truther

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rio: Maybe I just like you!

Agatha: Maybe I just like you too!

Rio: Oh, really?

Agatha: Yeah, maybe I’ve liked you for a really long time, but I didn’t realize it cause I hated you so much!

Rio: Are you saying you like me or not? I’m saying I like you!

Agatha: Well, then I’m saying I like you!

Rio: Fine! Then maybe we should date!

Agatha: Fine!

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: You wanna help me with something? Peter: I can’t. I’m doing my homework. Natasha, disbelieving: You’re watching TV. Peter: Huh, well that explains why I’m failing English, doesn’t it?

[wildlyincorrect]

Glinda: You fly all the time. Why don't you want to go skydiving? Elphaba: I heard one in five people don't make it to the ground. Fiyero: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: You wanna help me with something?

Casey: I can’t. I’m doing my homework.

Donnie: You’re watching TV.

Casey: Huh, well that explains why I’m failing math, doesn’t it?

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: I’m going skydiving tomorrow. You know, they say 3 out of 5 people don’t even make it to the ground

Richie: What do you mean they don’t make it to the ground, where do they go??

[shyjusticewarrior]

Lord Death Man: Flatline, I love you like the child I never wanted.