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I know I know I KNOW that I have brought this up way too many times to be considered healthy

but I will NEVER get over the livestream clip where Dan is like “ you wanna see” and Phil is like “yeahhhh” like I know crazier shit has happened atp but it truly plays on a loop in my mind like a fucking movie like

if nobody in the phandom is regularly bringing this moment up then I am six feet under

Consider me deceased

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close enough welcome back sexy endscreen dance

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I am going to be Sick

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i literally wanna kms what do you mean phil wants skinny jeans back but you don’t cos it’s hard to get them off before sex??? pls we need to know less about each other

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dan: i bought it from an adults only website 😬

phil: omg im excited 🥰

👁️👄👁️ can we pleajse calm. down for a Moment

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dan making sure phil will win like always

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why do you keep bringing this up

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my army is growing stronger

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no one does ad reads like they do

like seriously every other YouTuber brings it up for the mandatory time and moves on but Dan and Phil… they embody there ads, the put on fashion shows, they create cocktails and fanfictions dedicated to the ads

it’s unhinged (affectionately)

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this is an ad-read can you not for 1 minute

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dress to impress in real life

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this comment sums up todays video perfectly

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Flirting

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sillies

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Dalien is supposed to be emo now so this is the logical consequence

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how does phil handle dan looking at him like this i would blow up

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Phil: If something is named after me, it's going inside me.

*Cough cough* Daniel is self-proclaimed Phil trash no 1 *cough cough*

(Once again, this post is satire. Don't attack me.)