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LOOK WHAT I HAVE FOUND, HUMAN-SLAVE-PHOTOGRAPHER! AN ENTIRE HIVE OF FRYTKORIASES!!! CAN I EXTERMINATE THEM ALL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ONLY IF THEY WILL BE WELL ROASTED? YOU WANT TO EAT THEM LATER? WELL, SURE. AS LONG AS I CAN EXTERMINATE THEM FIRST!

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DONE! THAT WAS EXTREMELY EASY. BUT WAIT, IS HE BLEEDING WITH KETCHUP? I HAVE SEEN A LOT, BUT THIS IS REALLY WEIRD EVEN FOR ME.

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SO YOU SAY THAT THIS IS A THINNY WARRIOR FRYTKORIAS FROM PLANET ZAMRAŻARKA? THERE IS NO INFORMATION ABOUT THAT CREATURE IN DALEK's DATABASE. ARE YOU SURE IT IS AN ALIEN FROM SPACE? NO, I DO NOT THINK IT IS RELATED TO SONTARANS. THEY ARE MUCH BIGGER AND HAVE MORE ADVANCED WEAPONS. ANYWAY, YES, I CAN EXTERMINATE IT FOR YOU, HUMAN-SLAVE-PHOTOGRAPHER. NO ONE CAN INVADE KITCHEN IN MY COMMAND CENTER WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!

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HUMAN-SLAVE-PHOTOGRAPHER SAID THAT WE HAVE AN ALIEN INVASION IN THE KITCHEN. AND WEIRDLY - SHE ALLOWED ME TO EXTERMINATE THAT FOOLISH CREATURE. I WONDER WHO IS THIS INTRUDER.

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YES, HUMAN-BEINGS, I AM AWARE THAT I WAS AWAY FROM INSTAGRAM FOR A WHILE. BUT DID NOT YOU NOTICE THAT I WAS QUITE BUSY RECENTLY?

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THIS IS WEIRD. I HAVE SEEN THIS CREATURE BEFORE BUT THAT WAS ON A DIFFERENT PLANET. WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?

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IT IS FOUR IN THE MORNING. WHERE ON EARTH ARE YOU TAKING ME, HUMAN-SLAVE-PHOTOGRAPHER?! EXPLAIN!!!

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STOP STARING AT ME, HUMAN-SLAVE-PHOTOGRAPHER! I NEED TO RECHARGE MY BATTERIES. I WILL BE OFFLINE FOR A WHILE. MAYBE EVEN FOR A WHOLE NEXT WEEK.

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JUST IN CASE YOU WONDER: YES I REALLY PERSONALLY POST AND COMMENT EVERYTHING ON INSTAGRAM. HUMAN-SLAVE-PHOTOGRAPHER IS JUST MY PHOTOGRAPHER.

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I HATE YOU, HUMAN-SLAVE-PHOTOGRAPHER! I HATE YOU MORE THAN THE DOCTOR. AND I HATE YOU MORE THAN MONDAYS. I HATE YOU EVEN MORE THAN THIS FLUFFY BEAST! I DO NOT CARE THAT HUMAN-BEINGS WILL LOVE THIS PHOTOGRAPH. ONE DAY I WILL EXTERMINATE YOU, JUST FOR THIS! I MEAN IT!

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HUMAN-SLAVE-PHOTOGRAPHER SAID THE VACATION IS OVER AND IT IS TIME TO GO BACK HOME. BUT I DO NOT WANT TO GO!

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JUST ME IN A SUNSHINE. YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN FURTHER. AND FEEL JEALOUS AGAIN.

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I ALMOST DEFEATED THE DRAGON IN CRACOW. YOU THINK I AM AFRAID OF SOME HALF-NAKED HUMAN-BEING WITH A GIANT FORK?!

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HUMAN-BEINGS ASSUME THAT DALEKS DO NOT KNOW HOW TO RELAX. OBVIOUSLY THIS IS NOT TRUE AND WE KNOW HOW TO DO IT. WE JUST ARE NOT RELAXING WHEN THE DOCTOR IS NEARBY. ALSO I KNOW IT IS MONDAY AND FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL. I AM POSTING THIS PHOTOGRAPH TODAY, JUST TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS. YOU WELCOME!

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I LOVE WOODEN BUILDINGS. THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL WHEN I SHOOT THEM WITH LASER BEAM AND THEY START BURNING.

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TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF HUMANS' PRIMITIVE DEFENSE TECHNOLOGY. IF I WANT, I COULD EASILY DESTROY IT IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT, THIS BUILDING LOOKS IMPRESSIVE EVEN FOR ME. GOOD JOB HUMAN-BEINGS!

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ACTUALLY COPERNICUS WAS WRONG AND EARTH IS FLAT. YOU CAN TRUST ME, I SAW YOUR PLATE PLANET FROM SPACE! . . . ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME, IT WAS A LIE. WHAT CAN I DO, DISINFORMATION IS DALEKS' SECOND FAVORITE HOBBY, AFTER EXTERMINATING OTHER BEINGS.