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Favorite Episodes of The X-Files

small potatoes (4x20) the unnatural (6x19) signs and wonders (7x9) hollywood, ad (7x19)

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i wish everyone who makes up lore and intricate storylines for poorly written / under developed / side / minor characters a very pleasant evening 

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Have Yourself An Alien Little Christmas

That one fic where Scully opens a present Mulder gifted her. This is a short and sweet Christmas ficlet with some fluff. We call need more of that right now. I do not own or take credit for these characters. @today-in-fic​

Friday, December 20, 1996 7 p.m.

She picks up the phone on its second ring. Before she gathers herself to mumble hello, he’s already talking.

“Did you get it?” Mulder asks, excitedly.

She lets out a breath as the question races through her mind. “Get what?” Scully asks, drawing a blank.

“I sent you something...for Christmas.” His voice remains overtly excited.

Scully frowns momentarily, remembering their deal. “What!? Mulder! This year we promised each other no gifts. I’m going to have to go out and get you someth— ”

“Scully, it’s fine. It’s just a little something I picked up over the summer...I couldn’t resist.” His voice is playful and Scully can practically feel his smile at the end of his line. “ I got it at that Bigfoot Convention in Tennessee that I went to over the summer. Remember the one? Bigfoot researchers and investigators gathered to share their findings and ideas with the attendees. I presented my paper on their nesting patterns in the Pacific North—”

“Mulder, I remember,” Scully says, cutting him off and sitting up from her kitchen table. “I remember you had a lot of fun at that one,” she says, unsuccessfully trying to stifle her laugh.

She walks to her apartment door and checks the door’s peephole before unlocking.

She glances down at her welcome mat and finds a square box wrapped in newspaper laden with the scribble of Mulder’s handwriting.

“Then I’m sure you’ll also remember the UFO Convention I went to in Albuquerque last year?” Mulder asks, inquiring.

Her ears briefly pick up additional noise from his line—he’s probably watching an old movie. “I remember that one, yeah…” Scully says, closing her door behind her before walking to the couch.

She places the present on her coffee table and switches the handset to her right ear. “Promise me no surprises with this thing?” She points at the present before her as if he can see her gesture through the phone.

His line goes quiet. And, for a few seconds, all she can hear is the mumble of dialogue from his TV. “Mulder…?” she asks, gripping the handset tightly.

Nothing.

“Oh! Scully! Sorry, I got distracted. This movie is really good.”

“Mulder, I mean it…” Her voice trails off.

“Merry Christmas, Scully. See ya Monday!” His line goes dead before he can answer her question.

She groans, temporarily frustrated. He was doing this on purpose. She sets the phone down on a nearby couch cushion and stares at the present before her.

Finally, she reaches forward and starts opening. It doesn’t take her long and when the newspaper falls to her feet she realizes, with a smile on her face, that this present is so silly. But it’s also perfect. Because it's a vibrant alien puzzle.

The text on the box exclaims it has 1,000 pieces with colors that are out of this world! Of course, it is.

Of course.

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THE X FILES | PILOT 

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the ✗-files as film noirs [ insp. ]

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THE X FILES | 2.14 - “Die Hand Die Verletzt” (1995)

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If you walk out on me I’m walking after you,  

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Iconic 

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Mulder: No need for consternation. Everything is under control.

Skinner: Mulder, last Friday one of my employees attacked another employee in your office!

Mulder: It was a crime of passion, Walter. Not a disgruntled employee. Everyone here is extremely gruntled.

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Per Manum

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Hot in August Porn Battle Masterlist

MSR

#4: Scully wears a portable vibe and gives Mulder the control - by Purrykat (AO3 Link) | Good Vibrations by Serahsanguine (Combo with #11) (AO3 Link)

#5: Scully dry humping a pillow while Mulder watches - In the Next Room by ofmulder (AO3 Link) | Hidden Dream and Secret Desires by Serahsanguine (AO3 Link)

#6: Mulder surprising Scully by going down on her while she’s against a wall in their home or office - Going Down by GreyCoupons (AO3 Link)

#8: Dom Scully, reverse cowgirl, slow sex - Obedient by ofmulder (AO3 Link)

#9: Early MSR. Mulder shows up at Scully’s apartment injured, and Scully “takes care of him.” - by Contrivedcoincidences6 (AO3 Link)

#11: Wearable vibrator, public dinner date/family dinner -  Good Vibrations by Serahsanguine (Combo with #4) (AO3 Link)

#12: Makeup sex, from behind, against a wall or door - Stupid Deep by Agent-Starbuck (Combo with #35) (AO3 Link)

#13: Slow, languid backseat car sex; steamed up windows; Scully on top; music on the radio. - By Peacenik0 (Combined with #37) (AO3 Link) | She Gives me Love by Kikocrystalball

#14: “I missed you, baby.” Season of secret sex, cunnilingus, fingering. -  by Damn-Mulder (AO3 Link)

#15 - Scully calling Mulder “daddy” -  What you Need by Need-Not (combo with #44 and #71)

#17 - Part 1, Part 2, and Hard Work (pt 3, combo with #45) by Starwalker42 (AO3 Link)   #18: 9x06. Mulder comes back to Scully. They can’t stop kissing in the station. Two very embarrassed Doggett and Monica remind them that they should probably get going. Hot reunion at home while William is at Maggie’s house. Tender reunion with Mulder and his son the next morning. - Coming Home by Baronnessblixen (AO3 Link)

#19: AU: Young and very sexy Mulder and Scully meet in a club. After a few drinks and some dancing, they have a quickie in the club bathroom. - Candy is Dandy but Liquor is Quicker by Serahsanguine (AO3 Link)

#21: S01 E08 ‘Ice:’ rough sex during the “I want to trust you” scene - They’re Not Here by soft-thrills

#27: Scully comes home from work IWTB era; kitchen counter passionate sex; vocal Scully - Kitchen Shenanigans by SerahSanguine (AO3 Link) | If you Can’t Handle the Heat by PurryKat | Facets by ms31x129 (AO3 Link)

#28: Mulder and Scully try anal for the first time. Bonus if there’s dirty talk. - Tipsy Pt. 2 by Purrykat (AO3 Link)

#30: Sleepy sex while spooning - by Cultureisdarkbeer (AO3 Link)

#35: shower sex - Morning Glory by Greycoupons (AO3 Link) |  Stupid Deep by Agent-Starbuck (Combo with #12) (AO3 Link)

#37: First fuck after The Truth when they are on the run together; either in a motel room (or let’s be honest, probably in the back of their van because they couldn’t wait to rip each other’s clothes off with love, obviously) -  By Peacenik0 (Combined with #13) (AO3 Link)

#38: My imagination is bending you over that desk in front of everyone and fucking you from behind - Tension and Domination by Serahsanguine (combo with #49) (AO3 Link)

#44: “That’s what I am, right? Your little cock slut?” -  What you Need by Need-Not (combo with #15 and #71)

#45: your ass is so soft. Imagine how pretty it’ll look with my handprint on it -  Hard Work (sexting pt 3, combo with #17) by Starwalker42 (AO3 Link)

#48: Scully surprising Mulder in her school uniform. Kinky times follow. Maggie Scully the walks in on them without M+S realizing that Maggie is watching them in action - Bad Girl by ofmulder (Combo with #78 and #79) (AO3 Link)

#49: Dom Mulder calling Scully his good girl and little slut while he fingers her and she gives him a blowjob in the office -  Tension and Domination by Serahsanguine (combo with #38) (AO3 Link)

#51: Making out, heavy petting, Scully grinding on Mulder’s lap while telling him about the girl she used to sleep with and the sexy things they would do together - Life is Always a Little More Fun when You’re a Little More Naughty by Serah Sanguine (AO3 Link)

#53: Drunk and horny S7. Sex is still new to them. They get back from a bar and the minute they get out the door, Scully drops to her knees and starts sucking Mulder off. He holds her head with one hand, and fucks her mouthw hile holding his cock for her. She masturbates. Mulder pulls her up, they strip while kissing. He throws her face down on the bed and eats her out before he grinds his cock in her ass crack, squeezing the cheeks together and talking dirty. He then prone fucks her, pulling her hair - Tipsy by PurryKat (AO3 Link)

#54: Mulder talks Scully into an afternoon delight at Bill’s, thinking nobody is home. - Timing is Everything Pt. 1 by GreyCoupons (AO3 Link)

#61: Somehow Mulder has to pretend to go down on Scully. He teases her until neither of them can take it anymore. - Inner Sanctum: Shadow Play by ms31x129 (AO3 Link)

#63: Mulder accidentally catches Scully pleasuring herself. Without words they engage in simultaneous masturbation through adjoining room doors. What will happen next? - by Monikafilefan (AO3 Link)

#66: Quarantine sex in Antarctica - Warm Sheets in Quarantine by Damn-Mulder (AO3 Link) #68: During Plus One: Scully having a hard time adjusting to Mulder’s size and forgetting just how big he is. Details on how their 2nd baby was conceived. - Plus One by Cultureisdarkbeer (AO3 Link)

#69: First time making love after the 2nd baby. Extra special if Mulder makes it special and shoes Scully that she’s still beautiful after having a baby - by PurryKat

#70: Mulder overhears Scully talking to a friend about her fantasy of being facefucked while collared and on a leash, and then Mulder doing it to her. - by Cultureisdarkbeer (AO3 Link)

#71: “Be a good slut, get on all fours, and stop talking or I’ll gag you. And if I hae to do it, I know you’ll love that too.” -  What you Need by Need-Not (combo with #15 and #44)

#78: Mulder pushing Scully’s panties to the side and fucking her -  Bad Girl by ofmulder (Combo with #48 and #79) (AO3 Link)

#79: Mulder pressing his fingers against Scully’s anus as he fucks her -  Bad Girl by ofmulder (Combo with #48 and #78) (AO3 Link)

MSR/Other

#91: Threesome (Writer’s choice of 3rd partner) - A Nice Trip to the UK by Purrykat (AO3 Link)

Mulder/Stella Gibson (The Fall)

#110: Mulder is away for a conference and he runs into Stella Gibson. She looks so much like Scully that Mulder can’t resist. - Like a Moth to a Flame by SkepticalScully (AO3 Link)

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I’d kiss you if you weren’t so damn ugly.

Dreamland II (6x05)

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mulder & scully + sharing umbrellas 

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If you walk out on me I’m walking after you,  

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What are some of your favorite X-Files episodes?