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my favourite thing about slay the princess is that you’re canonically some giant, bird-like monstrosity, like an actual abomination perfectly suited for cosmic horror, and yet the princess is so good at making you feel small and pathetic that you regularly get your ass kicked, back broken, heart stabbed, molecules and atoms ripped apart, etc. like imagine if an eldritch beast was a loser. and believed it was handsome. and liked to preen. and also had no idea how enormous or terrifying it was, like a dire wolf that thinks it’s a lap dog. that’s it, that’s the game

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albums that make you howl and crawl and bleed and bleed and bleed and

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Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

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track 6: the comedian

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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jesus chrisdt. i need fucking. sleep

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AM I LOSING MY MIND? STARING INTO THE FIRE AND HOPING I GO BLIND WATCHING THE FRAGILE PAST UNWIND YOU MAKE ME A FOOL YOU PASS ME BY DARKENING THE SKY YOU WHISPER HELLO AND WAVE GOODBYE IT ALL COMES BACK TO YOU IT ALL COMES BACK TO YOU IT ALL COMES BACK TO YOU IT ALL COMES BACK TO YOU IT ALL COMES BACK TO YOU

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02

My lovely valentine.

Under your skins, bright red shines

Mold to shape, tender and soft

Warmth and nice or it once was

Darling valentine forgive me please

The sharp knife is all I need

A Pang of pain! Blood runs down

From a hand we held for hours.

Beautiful valentine, my love, I promise

You won’t feel a thing when the wound is stitched

Cause’ your blood will rest in my veins

And your warmth will make me whole again.

My last copy of my zine was sold out last weekend. I figured I wanted to share all of the illustrations and poems I made. I hope you’d like them :)

You can search through them through my tag ‘Devourer of my Flesh’.

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my me themed tumblr account

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you can’t just write “led into the forest by a presence without form the way is cold and lightless but your memory keeps me warm guess i’ll just keep walking toward the tombs that glow within digging up the past and dreaming of what might’ve been heading through the darkness i hear whispers in the pines voices void of meaning empty echoes in my mind guess i’ll join the ghouls and have a light beside your grave digging up the past and dreaming of the good ole days nothing left to keep me here so i’ll be on my way guess i’ll just keep walking til the nighttime turns to day guess i’ll just keep talking til i hear your voice again digging up the past and dreaming of what might’ve been” and have the most insane harmonica solos and the saddest sounding instrumentals and end it with a tune eerily reminiscent of your previous album YOU CAN’T JUST DO THAT !!!!!!! YOU CANT

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lying on the floor about it

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day 1 discord dms with a mutual: hahha yeah i hope im not bothering you! look at this silly picture haha reminds me of that one guy

day 563 discord dms with a mutual: I accidentally lit .my entire fucking marshmallow on fire when i was roasting it on the stove

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peeling myself off the floor rn

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IF I EVER COME BACK FROM THE GRAVEYARD TELL ME I REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE YOU USED TO KNOW?????

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Okay, was anyone going to tell me about Punishment Cop Joker or was I supposed to find out myself.

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It's like a broken toy...