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When no one mentions roaches random item antennas does he make them bigger and more obnoxious till he ends up with windshield wipers or something on his head?

P.s in love with these weirdos you have blessed us with

That’s tactical I suppose

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LEAVE ME ALONE

*this image*

GAHGHHHHHHHHH

*this image x2*

"THE SCOUT!!!!"

AGGGHHHHHHHSJERJJFJJRFJFJ

"Scout TF2 + Naga COD:BOCW hybrid isn't real, he can't hurt you."

Scout TF2 + Naga COD:BOCW hybrid:

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Keegan 'Princess'

Russ

Keegan “Patience” “Playboy” “Ptbbbbbbb” “Pissant” “Pervert” “Pretty Boy” “Pong” “Perseverance” “Pfffffff” “Pro” “Penis” “Purely Bad Choices” Russ

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HUEHEHHEHEH PIXEL ARTTT

Oops I forgot i made this

Anyways have this Keegan pixel Russ that I made like 4 or 5 months ago but forgot I had

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What do I have to do to get a reversible octopus plush that's specifically grey n black for the sole purpose of the black one being Logan's mask and the grey one being Hesh's warpaint

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Logan: What does 'fwb' stand for?

Hesh: Fresh White Bread.

Merrick: Fight Whole Bears.

Keegan: Fucking Walk, Bitch.

Kick: Guys, it's clearly friends with benefits...

Hesh, who tried to keep it family friendly: 😧

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IS ANYONE INTO HENRY STICKMIN RN…

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@capt-zjaybird silly!!

australian family should be like this

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Okay whAt thE ✨fuck✨? The other post abt boothill got a bit of likes so I got another question for yall

Me and a friend discussed this in a tiktok gc... Does he have a case of random sized ✨weenuses✨? Like... Do they come in variaty or are they sold separately 🤨🤨. Or does his wee-wee fucking **R E T R A C T** to reveal a vag? Or is it detachable to the point that he can be a flesh light??? Or does he have to fucking unscrew it and pick from one of the many sizes (and shapes) and screw it back on??? Is it *t e c h n i c a l l y* a strap on if he does become a flesh light if he retracts or pops off his mechanical weenus?

Question number two that kept me up at night, if he's tried and doesn't wanna pump and thrust. Can his dick work like that auto thursting sex toy??? I've seen from a comment that his dick would be a vibrator, which makes sense but... Does he have some fucking autopilot so his wiener plunges into ur hoohaa? I'm about to stay up another two hours thinking about this 🏃‍♀️

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Okay SERIOUS ass question for those boothill smut writers and readers, what in the flying *FUCK* comes outta that??? Like, I get the mechanical wee-wee headcanon, but I'm GENUINELY confused on what he uh ✨ejaculates✨ is it fucking motor oil? Diesel? Premium? Unleaded? Or is he built like those electrical cars since he *h a s* a charging port (saw this on a vid on tiktok) .... Do y'all fucking load donated sperm in there with gas???? Is he a fucking SEX TOY???? A VIBRATING DILDO??? I NEED ANSWERS I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED, the first time I saw him and the comments on those vids we're fucking fERAL. but the first thing I thought of (besides his so called 'gentle' expression) was 'does this man a weenus?' So... Yeah. What comes outta there? 😭

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Take some wild guesses on what kind of ppl my OCS are

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@capt-zjaybird AHEMM

if i knew anything about call of duty, i could write such a silly tf2 x cod fanfic. but alas, i dont know shit about call of duty. so it will not exist :(

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will tumblr accept this thing i made since tiktok wont

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I JUST GOT BACK FROM CHURCH COME ON MAN RAHHHHHHH👹👹👹👹💥💥💥💥💥

☕️ SOAP IN “TROJAN HORSE” | MODERN WARFARE III

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Yes, I am the one responsible for this monstrosity. I'm not apologising.

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