danielphantamiel
danielphantamiel
Danny Phantom Bitches
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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Danny Fenton is a cryptid
so i acknowledge that this idea is kinda covered in the whole Wes conspiracy theorist thing, but i kinda want the town to be self aware enough to acknowledge that Danny in human form is kinda spooky. like it’s never big things that they notice, but everyone has had at least one odd exchange with the Fenton boy and he’s starting to become a bit of a legend.
like for instance Danny is always in places you don’t expect him to be. places he has no means of getting to. if you look around after a ghost fight you’ll almost always see him. he just appears in the crowd or in a pile of ruble like he’s been there all along. sometimes you’ll open a closet door or a locked room with no windows and somehow he’ll just be their. sometimes you’ll see him get locked in a locker only to arrive to class and have him sitting there even though he would have had to escaped the locker and run past you to get there before you. sometimes you’ll be completely alone, just walking down a hallway or having a quiet moment of piece and suddenly Fenton just appears behind you, often looking as puzzled and startled as you feel. he’ll always apologies, but your never sure what he’s apologizing for. sometimes he appears across town, when you know that minutes before he was at school and there’s no way he could have traveled that far.
and he’s always dirty and jumpy and odd. when you ask him a question he jumps and says something that sounds like a lie. almost every thing he says sounds like a lie, until he says something that’s the truth and it’s startlingly aware or profound. he seems to know things no one else knows. it shows in his weary suspicions of people like the school psychologist or the mayor. it shows when his eyes turn suddenly sharp and aware.
and that’s not to mention the bizarre little inhuman things about him. the way a mist sometimes escapes his mouth even though the room is perfectly warm. the way his skin and the air around him is cold to the touch. the way his eyes reflect like a cats in photos or how sometimes they flash green. or how sometimes you could swear you saw him walk right through something. he always knows when ghosts are going to attack and he is almost always there when something weird or explainable happens
and sometimes, if you catch him alone and relaxed, you’ll see someone very different from the shy dorky boy who can’t keep his pants up. sometimes you’ll see someone a lot older and more tied than natural for such a young person. sometimes you can look into his eyes and see the eyes of a soldier. and then it’ll flicker and be gone.
Danny is definitely odd. but was’s conspiracy theories are a little too far out. there’s no way to be both dead and alive at the same time and even if they look alike, phantom and Fenton act like totally different people. Fenton couldn’t fake that level of confidence and charisma and joy. he wouldn’t be able to hide that kinda lie from anyone let alone his ghost hunting parents. and if they were the same people than why wouldn’t Fenton stand up for himself more? not to mention the rare occasions where phantom and Fenton have been see in the same place.
no, it probably had something to do with his parents. they were mad scientist after all. they were overly eccentric and dangerous enough that it wouldn’t be surprising if some of the ecto goo they got lying around somehow mutated their baby into… what ever Danny is. if there’s something strange about the boy than it is probably their fault. the bizarre exploits of wild man jack are a legendary in of themselves.
the great irony is that Danny Fenton is considered more of a cryptid and legend than phantom is. everyone knows ghosts are real and phantom exists. there’s nothing weird about their ghost hero. he just does his job and leaves. sure the puns are silly and the property damage gets bad but there’s nothing overly mysterious about him. he’s an open book, positive kind and charismatic to a fault. sure his past is a mystery but that’s true of all the ghosts they’ve encountered. phantom’s to honest and humble to really be a mystery or a cryptid. instead he’s an icon, a role model. a solid entity that can be explained and proven with some ghost equipment
Danny Fenton is the real explainable creature - Hestia
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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This user is anti-TERF, reblog if your blog is against trans exclusionary radfems
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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Reblog if your blog is safe for trans followers.
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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Don’t Be That Guy.
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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i swear if benedict cumberbatch, martin freeman, robert downey jr., and jude law don’t have a scene together at infinity war i will personally sue marvel
also if anyone in the film could make a ‘no shit, sherlock’ joke thus causing the four to look at each other uncomfortably i will greatly appreciate it
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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marvel where’s my ten minute video of thor teaching earth etiquette to the asgardians???
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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AU where…
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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Wow I sure love distabalized
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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A fresh Dabby because apparently I didn’t draw any DanPhan this year??
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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semi redesigns, my own versions of them. these are all the ones i could get through today. 
based off this style
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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guess who i love
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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commission for someone on dA
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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Valerie: I’ll kill you!
Danny: I’m already dead!
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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good ol jack
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danielphantamiel · 7 years ago
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Someone hug Billy Batson
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