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Henry is like the Leia Organa of Hard Enough Left

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YALL IM QUAKING

It was meant to be.

@grapesoda-the-bi-werido @just-another-fangirl-here @themousehamsters y’all need to try this. I had fun and now I’m scared :D

Guess all that talk about Minute Maid at lunch has really paid off

only akinator can assign you a kin after you answer his questions w things that apply to you. my assigned kin is widowmaker

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It do be thinkin bout ✨Charlie Conway✨ hours

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I’m so pissed. I can’t even describe how much I’m going to miss this show. Can’t believe it’s going. Gonna miss them 😔

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Google’s wack.

So I made a meme about it.

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You happy, Morg?

IM KIDDING, keep tagging me I love making these!!

And I shall tag @aestheticgoblin cuz I feel like she should give this a try :)

NEW TAGGING GAME, CAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

I used this Picrew to make myself

@sadsimpleton​ @youroneandonlykingofdice​ @dimecall-smothied​ @kikiwhataboutthatbrendon​ 

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Alex and Laf in French class

Teacher: Class? What is 19?

Lafayette: Dix-neuf

Alex: DEEZ NUTS

Saying 18 in French sounds like deez wheat and 19 sounds like deez nuts

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Time for paper bag to break some backs I guess. Watch out sis, you could be next 🤷‍♀️

I have a crush on the definition of vanilla ice cream but but he’s nice to me and he’s cute and he can do a b a c k f l i p!!!

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BRUH I FEEL YOU BUT UGGGGGHHHH

I have a crush on the definition of vanilla ice cream but but he’s nice to me and he’s cute and he can do a b a c k f l i p!!!

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Just because he can do a backflip and I can easily write a full fledged book about him with him not ever knowing doesn’t mean he’s wORTH YOUR TIME

I have a crush on the definition of vanilla ice cream but but he’s nice to me and he’s cute and he can do a b a c k f l i p!!!

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ACCURATE 🙌

And if I may:

“You grabbed the wrong one ya NOODLE”

“Did you hear that lads? Our prince made love to a tiger!”

“This is all your fault Jafar...”

“A song is a DICK in sheep’s clothing...”

“B I T C H I ain’t Cho Chang!”

“How DAAAAAAAARE YOU, you little poof!”

“Quirrel. Man. Listen!”

“DID SOMEBODY SAY DRACO MALFOY??”

“I could fall into that monstrosity”

“Hi, my name is Cletus Jones and I’ve killed three people :)” 👌

“God is a vicious prick”

“My names McDune and I make the ladies... McSwoon”

“CAUSE IIIIIIIIII- nope.”

“This coffin’s for everyone. We’re doing this trip on a budget.”

“Do you think Jafar could be right about Aladdin???” “No I don’t think so!” “ME NEITHER!”

“In your reflection” 😈

“I’m gonna start a pot farm.”

“NOOO! Not you too, Emma!”

“Hello?? HELLO!! Please, god, all I want is a black coffee!”

“WE’RE THE ARMY BAM BAM GET DOWN”

“WEAR A WATCH”

starkid references i make as often as possible

“well, the medallion says that’s dumb, so we’re not gonna do that”

“okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!”

“yes, yes, what a dumbass!”

“now two people are mad at meeeee :(”

“I’m in a RAGE”

“you’re fucking useless, paul”

“this is all your fault, ja’far.”

“WOUUEUEEEUH. EWWW WHAT ARE YOU??? WHAT. ARE. YOUUUUU??”

“And he wouldn’t want you kids to be sad for one moment. He would’ve wanted you to be gay.”

“It’s Captain Marvel!!!”

“Exactly, Emma! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???”

“what would zac efron say in a time like this??? WE’RE AAAAAALL IN THIIIIIIS TOGETHERRR”

“That snake is almost as big as. THIS SNAAAAAAAAAKE.”

“you can’t fool me with numbers, Crayonder!”

“but we are intimate!!”

“I’M GONNA. KICK YOUR. H EA D.”

“Tell me, Ja’far, how the fuck did it get there?”

“I’m not judging, we’ve all thought about it once or twice”

“Gary, thank God.”

“bloody bITCH.”

“because where I come from, fArM pLanEt-”

“THIS GUY’S FUCKIN NUTS”

“IT’S CAUSE YOU’RE A FUCKING ELF”

“fuck no, zazz!”

“That’s what Sensei Bill taught me.”

“Take one step closer to my fwiendy wend and i’ll rip your fuckin throat out with my own TEETH.”

“joey richter is CUH-RYING IN HERE”

“IT WAS DORA.”

“i’m gonna go hit on that crabby barista *peace sign*”

“THANK YOU SIR. I AM A TOUGH BITCH.”

“and i’m an alcoholic.”

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Thanks for the tag @grapesoda-the-bi-werido ❤️❤️ You know me so well!!

I made...

Kissin’ Kate Barlow

From Holes

Aka

MY QUEEN 😍😍😍

I tag @themousehamsters because we’re gonna have so much fun making Holes characters with this

Vintage Western Dress Up

thank you for the tag @spreadthecurse 💖

I’ll tag: @legzeppelin @punk-rock-sunflowerr @miserychain @slavet0thegrind

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This is my contribution to the cars fandom.

I’m so sorry.

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G u n t e r

D o e s

I n t e r i o r

D e s i g n

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OH MY GOD BRO DO IT! You’d look so good with that color!!!! 😭😫

I don’t know if it’s quarantine, or the fact that I haven’t dyed my hair in 2 years BUT I WANNA DYE MY HAIR. I WANNA HAVE AN OMBRÉ FROM BLONDE (my natural hair color) TO BLUE AND MY MOM IS AN EX HAIRDRESSER AND ALMOST DID IT LAST YEAR AND I WANNNNA DO ITTTTTT

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I’m on crack

Jedi Master Logan Paul of the Logang Jedi

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Oh bitch I k n o w

I feel like I’m the only person in the world that knows what this movie is

If you know, you know