danisnotofire

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lol idk if any of u be more chill freaks know who this is (only one deep ones might..) but michael mitnick just followed me on instagram lol

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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

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my tiktok got hacked lol im back bitchezzzz what’d i miss

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i wrote this when i was 14 years old. what a devastating loss to her, to the future she could see so clearly, to everyone else who fought so hard for it. never in her wildest dreams did it get this bad. this fucking sucks man.

made rebloggable by request :3

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HAHAHAHAHA dan and phil just posted a video playing a game that I HELPED WRITE

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Hey! This is going to be so out of the blue but like. I came across your two percico fics from 2013 a week ago and haven’t stopped thinking about them ever since. Are you long past those days or would you ever write another (or two or three) fics for them? I really loved your prose and the way you voice Nico’s pining….. your writing is a gem, please consider?

lol definitely out of the blue, but exciting either way!! i’m so glad you liked the stuff i wrote when i was 15–it means a lot:)

i always say with my fics that you never know, maybe i will go back, but unfortunately time has come and made me old, and now i have a full time job and an important boy in my life and pay rent lol. meaning that i wish i had time to focus on fic, but i’m really focusing on writing for publication. i’m working on a couple novels, and some of my short fiction has been published since (gotta make that creative writing degree i went into debt to get worth it lol)

i still adore percy jackson though—i’m watching the new series as it comes out and it’s so fun. it’s healing my inner child!! i’m so glad you found those things and liked them—i just went back and read them, and brought me right back:)

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y’all fuckin read iron flame? oh man

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remember that newsletter o' mine? it just got a sexy rebrand. The Spilled Milk Report is now a weekly update on what the people are talking about—everything from fashion, to celebrity gossip, to music, to books, to memes, and more!

it's still growing and a work in progress, but the first edition of this beauty drops friday morning. please sign up if you want fun goss, fashion tips, music recs, book talk, or anything else

(wanna see something specific? drop me a line!)

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Totally read Ninth House and Hell Bent because of the one post you made about Alex and Darlington. If they don't fuck in the next book, we ride at dawn.

LITERALLY. i’m hoping for 10 pages of sex per book of pining fr fr. hell, make it 20!

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obv i’ve never been pregnant (thank god) but it’s soooooooooooo fnjsfnekfnfkkf when i see girlies on tiktok get pregnant and go from like A to a D and how they can’t handle it. “they’re taking over my body” how do u think i feel when i put on a tshirt every damn day of my life

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listening to bmc (not broadway version) while i workout and oh man. oh man oh man.

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i am not meant to work!! i am such a mediocre employee and passionless and don’t caaaare about ANY OF IT!! and i’m lucky enough to be in a job that is objectively fun!!! i need to win the lottery and spend my days writing my silly little books

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just finished six of crows/a crooked kingdom. been a long time since i stayed up til 3am on a school night to finish a book.

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preview of this week’s spilled milk report:) please consider subscribing!! would mean the world:)

SUBSTACK ALERT LOL

come on an see the latest spilled milk report! i talk about how wild it is that being on crutches is so normalized when it’s really fucking hard. also, it’s kinda funny. 

https://spilledmilkreport.substack.com/p/invalid-invalid

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SUBSTACK ALERT LOL

come on an see the latest spilled milk report! i talk about how wild it is that being on crutches is so normalized when it’s really fucking hard. also, it’s kinda funny. 

https://spilledmilkreport.substack.com/p/invalid-invalid

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update: it totally is fractured. gonna be on crutches for weeks. i leave for a two week italy trip in a casual week and a half. i’m going to kms.