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[dark-shadow-milk]

I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON DRAWINGS OF OLD ASKS AND NEW ONES AS WELL, PLEASE BE PATIENT I DONT HAVE MUCH FREE TIME

[dark-shadow-milk]

(Finding a girl in the snow…

[Aka: my dumbass daughter])

It had been about a day since shadow milk accepted pure vanilla as his friend, the toddlers were busy looking around the spire and getting lost as black sapphire and candy apple were following them and showing them around before they left back to their kingdom. Shadow milk and pure vanilla were sitting in the spire since shadow milk agreed to let him stay in the spire because Pure Vanilla had nowhere to go.

“SOO... Anything you uh... did new or... interesting?”

Shadow milk was extremely awkward, he was not used to talking to someone besides black sapphire and candy apple. He was really trying to be friends with him, which was... different to say the least, he grabbed tea and started stirring it to create the correct temperature for the tea.

He was panicking in him mind, he never thought that he would be friends with pure vanilla and now the fact that he was trying to befriend him after tormenting him was a bit crazy.

“No, thanks for the tea. How have you been?”

Shadow milk started panicking, how was he going to tell his new friend that he was a war criminal and could be one of, if not the strongest out of all the beast cookies?

“GREAT! I've been great! Life has been amazing!!”

He was the beast of deceit, lies were EASY to him. He was not okay, in fact, he cried on his enemy's shoulder! Of Couse he wasn’t okay, he wanted to crawl into a tiny hole and never be seen again. But he knew the beasts weren’t gonna be happy with his coward move if he did that, he was 100% sure if the beasts saw him now he would definitely be screamed at and smacked around...

Pure vanilla and shadow milk were trying to be friends with each other in the Spire, the spire had multiple rooms, and the main room was shadow milk’s room. The main mirror in front of the room and his giant bed, lined against the wall were puppets. Shadow milk had a balcony near the back of the room to see over the spire, shadow milk usually spent his days in his room alone and talking to the mirror for... “SOME REASON”

(that reason being berry but we won’t talk about him for a while...) that and/or reading books (HE CAN READ???) but now that pure vanilla was here, shadow milk wasn’t able to be in his room forever. Pure vanilla would always knock on his door at reasonable hours (cough 8:38 am cough) and shadow milk would have to respond, because according to pure vanilla

“If you don’t answer the door and you’re not dead then it’s a mean thing to do” So shadow milk always answered the door, even if he was sleeping or talking to the mirror

One day Pure vanilla had to visit Dark cacao, shadow milk tagged along because according to Nilly that ‘dark cacao wanted to see him as well…’ so he came along but hid in pure vanilla’s shadow, Shadow milk took notes on how Gay pure vanilla was being on a scale of 1 – 100 and shadow milk picked 98 (PV was getting flirted by Dark cacao and took multiple notes)

As they walked in the snow (About 10 miles away from the Dark cacao kingdom) they heard a noise, shadow milk thought it was a dying cake hound but… they saw a cookie passed out in the snow with jam all over them… they were bleeding badly and pure vanilla immediately ran towards them

“Shadow! Help me over here! She is hurt!” Pure vanilla started screaming at shadow milk to help and shadow milk did (Reluctantly)

The blizzard was very heavy but luckily they were able to carry her out of the blizzard and far far away from the dark cacao kingdom. Shadow milk and pure vanilla carried the passed-out cookie, Shadow milk had no other choice but to take them to the spire so they could live and not crumble in their arms.

Pure vanilla heals their wounds and sets them down on a couch in the spire, Shadow milk sighed and knew that the cookie was definitely gonna stay at the spire for a while.

Pure vanilla and Shadow milk had bandaged their wounds and cleaned their jam from their head. Hours passed and the cookie woke up, their clothes were of a dark cacao warrior and her bow and arrow placed next to the coffee table that was close to the couch she was on, this was Caramel Arrow cookie.

“Seems like they woke up! Are you okay?”

“Vanilly, they were passed out in the snow... of course they aren’t okay.”

Caramel arrow woke up in the spire, and immediately was so confused, paintings of people everywhere, no snow, stairs going up then down, left, and right and upside down, mirrors on the wall and clocks telling the wrong time

Caramel was so confused why pure vanilla (Dark cacao’s husband) was there and the weird jester that pure vanilla wrote about was also there. Caramel felt a sharp pain in her side, she had “Fallen” while “Running Away” from something, Pure vanilla started healing her pains.

Candy apple was SOOO jealous of caramel arrow cookie, Black sapphire saw caramel arrow as a new guest for his radio show

“W-What happened?”

“You were unconscious and laying in the snow... Luckily me an-”

“ME! Shadow milk cookie! We're able to gently handedly carry you to my home! The spire of Knowledge and lies!”

“I hate liars...” Caramel Arrow sternly added.

“Oh...” Shadow milk wasn’t sure how to explain that.

“HA!” Pure vanilla laughed at the irony of caramel arrow hating liars.

Shadow milk was ready to throw Caramel arrow out of the spire, but knew she needed to heal so he let her stay.

Shadow milk saw her as some stray dog that they HAD to take care of, like a father not wanting a dog but ended up loving said dog.

“You hate liars? Well... let me tell you about Shadow milk!”

“Hey! We will stop talking about this...” Shadow Milk wanted good first impressions

Shadow milk and pure vanilla were joking around already since they were somewhat close but poor caramel arrow had no idea what was happening, she was so confused on why she was there and what happened

Caramel Arrow spoke up “Um... exactly what is this place? And why does it look... weird?”

“This is the spire of Knowledge and Lies, this place is my home... for now you may live here... no you are not captured... you're healing so might as well let you stay here until you are better...” Shadow milk answered, He was definitely angry that another person had to stay in the spire for a bit

Caramel Arrow nodded, but she knew no one could answer why the Spire looked so... weird and why there were a lot of mirrors everywhere but decided to not ask any further questions. Caramel Arrow swore she saw a figure in one of the mirrors, a cookie like shadow milk, blue hair and looking straight at shadow milk cookie...

“Who’s… that?”

“Who?”

“In the ✦mirror✦...”

“Ha! Seems like the snow might have messed with your brain... that’s such a silly idea!”

Shadow milk was dodging the question, well trying his best to doge the question

“W-What? No, I just wondering who they ar-”

“Don’t worry about it...” Shadow milk clearly didn’t want her to ask any further questions about the cookie in the mirrors

“Um... Hey! Who wants tea? Coffee? Anyone?” Pure vanilla was trying to help shadow milk out

“Tea sounds great right now...” Shadow milk replied

“I-I’ll take some... coffee...” Caramel arrow answered back

Pure vanilla stood up and made some coffee and tea for Shadow milk and Caramel arrow, Shadow milk felt bored and decided to use his puppets to make a very short play

*“*Well, my very small audience! How about a tiny play? I’ll make it fun and interesting!”

“Don’t try anything, shadow milk...”

“Fine Fine... Ahem... How about the story of the boy who cried wolf?” Shadow milk grabbed a tiny boy puppet and some normal civilian puppets, Showing the story of the boy who cried wolf… the child cookie looked very weird… it looked normal but the other puppets were of only one color and a silly expression on the puppet’s face…

Once he finished, pure vanilla clapped, and Caramel arrow was somewhat confused why he chose the boy who cried wolf story. Shadow milk bowed and was being very much an entertainer

“That was… Something...?”

“Something...? SOMETHING!? I’LL HAVE YOU THAT I AM THE BEST PLAYWRITE, POET, ACTIOR, JESTER, SINGER, PIANO PLAYER AND CLOWN THAT EARTHBREAD HAS EVER SEEN!”

Shadow milk was very angry that Caramel arrow cookie called his play “Something” instead of fantastic, instead he sighed and seemed… sad?

“It’s okay, I’ve heard worse. But thanks for your... Input....”

“Anytime...”

“Caramel, your coffee... Shadow milk, your tea...” Pure vanilla tried to calm the mood again

Both Caramel arrow and shadow milk calmed down and drank their drinks. the atmosphere in the spire had became warm and cozy… luckily both Caramel arrow and Shadow milk calmed down and didn’t seem arrogated anymore.

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Shadow milk looked at the couch and noticed some of caramel’s blood on it, he sighed and sucked up his pride to go fetch Caramel arrow some PJ’s for the time being

“Here… your clothes are bloody so might as well let you have some clean ones while you stay here…” Shadow milk said in a weirdly calm and kind tone

the clothes were of a soft silk, spider silk. all natural because mystic flour gave him the PJ’s yet they were too small for him…

“O-Oh! uh… Thanks?” Caramel arrow said thankfully but a tiny bit confused

“….Just give me your watcher outfit I mean… Warrior outfit so I can clean it…” Shadow milk corrected himself…

He knew who caramel arrow cookie already was since, well he had to make a puppet for those TODDLERS to fight and he picked her… he knew who she was… but he didn’t want her to know that…

As shadow milk cleaned her outfit, he noticed how unprepared she was for the harsh weather. Just her weapons and nothing else, shadow milk had a sense protectiveness after noticing this…

“…she’s really silly… but I understand…” Shadow milk said after cleaning Caramel’s watcher outfit back to normal without any of her blood.

[dark-shadow-milk]

hi shadow milk!

whats your opinion on getting shipped with pure vanilla cookie?

(as in the fandom making you & him as couple)

FUCKING hilarious... I've seen some shit and ngl it's good. Go off I guess, that's what you like then read or watch it, IDK it's your opinion!

[dark-shadow-milk]

"...I need to hang out with truthless more..."

<this is very far away inside the spire>

Uh... I think I can help!

"No need! I can do it myself..."

...oh

......understood...

“Truthless… I see you’ve started to get along with Blueberry.. What are you doing..?”

{Truthless is looking at the bracelet that Berry had given him.}

I.. am.. happy..

“Phew.. thats nice, my friend.”

I wonder if he’s gonna run out of uses for me soon…

“Huh..?”

[dark-shadow-milk]

You're shadow milk cookie?

He's shadow milk cookie??!!?

are there any other shadow milk cookies I should know about??!?!??!

Uh....

"...the multiverse is weird so... maybe???"

....

(Ooc: now that's a question...)

[dark-shadow-milk]

<after a long night of staring at the ceiling>

....

[Ooc: Jeez... are you really going to stare at the ceiling forever???]

...shhhhh! Shut up... don't talk to me...

[Ooc: eh, it's not like anyone besides you can hear me... and the audience...]

....listen, VOICES... I'm sorry I'm not interesting right now... I am tired... and bored....

[Ooc: ....play run 3 for all I care... it would be more fun....]

... ...that one cool math games thingy???

[dark-shadow-milk]

[OOC: haha... traumatized bastard...]

:(

[OOC: >:])

this tweet has been HAUNTING ME

[dark-shadow-milk]

Milks you

........ask first...

No touchy!!!

>:[

"...how would that work anyways?????"

[dark-shadow-milk]

SHADOW MILK!!!!!! HOW HAVE U BEEN DOING????

Great my (over) excited audience member!!

I've been doing great!!

Thanks for asking!! :3

[dark-shadow-milk]

"... I forgot this was in the old garden.... it's all... broken...."

<memories, in the back of the spire, the gardens are overgrown and have taken over the statues... only one remains...>

[dark-shadow-milk]

New banner art!! I drew it myself! :D

The "VOICES" helped me! Somehow it got that silly writing up there... don't know what that means

[Ooc: I drew this... silly writing......]

[dark-shadow-milk]

"Yippee!!! Friends!! :3"

Friend…

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:)

[dark-shadow-milk]

"The "VOICES" decided to draw me!! :D yippee!!!!"

(Ooc: I'm so tired...)

[dark-shadow-milk]

Hello, my dear audience! I'm so so so sorry for being offline for so long! I've been busy but I promise new things are in the works!!!

"Shadow, there's so much the audience needs to catch up on! Like how me and truthless became friends and the weird thing you talk to you call the "VOICES"!! Where do we start??"

Great question! Um... ... let me think....

@graycaramelarrow @alm0ndcookie @lightpurenillarp

[dark-shadow-milk]

I was able to apologize and we got sent to the time out box, lmao

"It's a rectangle, and stop making PUNS!!!"

nahhhhh

[dark-shadow-milk]

Uhhhhhhhhhh....

"SHADOW MILK COOKIE!!!!"

Ah, shi-

???

Shadow Milk just tried to drown me??? In the vast of milk???

@dark-shadow-milk

[dark-shadow-milk]

[Ooc: my shmilk with official shmilk]