#this is an au

[bob243]

CATFEINE!!!11!!1!11! I love the idea of them and couldn't help but make a monster version of it. Right side up:

and upside down so you don't have to tilt your screen:

I think after the hoj Catfeine would solely rely on what she can produce for her diet: coffee. Her digestive system had to change itself to process coffee more efficiently and the most obvious one from an outside view being running tubes around her skin. These tubes are there to send coffee back up to her throat so it can be digested again like a cow. To further help digest coffee some of her digestive organs became larger and having nowhere to go moved upwards trough her neck making it longer. Catfeine would end up burning her hands a lot so she started wearing gloves the engineers had. Sadly her claws cut the tips :( . She would end up burning other parts of her body aswell so to help ease the pain she uses belts as bandages on the burning areas. Obviously coffee lacks a lot from a normal diet so she still needs to eat meat. Her long tail hand helps a lot with hunting small ones that hide inside the factories cracks and crevices. Hunting is dangerous though and because of this she ended up losing an eye and a part of her tail hair.

[blitzy-blitzwing]

This was cute. 🥰💖💖

Commission for @radicheart

[anonymouslyel]

something something jwds hanahaki au with dongsik catching it and immediately knowing what flower does the petals he's vomiting belongs to cz he is the son of two florists and that makes it worse cause then there's two kinds of petals from two different flowers in his hands and one means unrequited love and the other means rejection and what a laughable matter this is because he hasnt even thought about actually confessing to juwon yet the universe is already telling him its unrequited and rejected and then juwon gifts him a bouquet of flowers with an unfamiliar crimson flush on his cheeks and does juwon even know the flowers meant i cannot live without you and love secretly treasured? does juwon know how much dongsik is hoping against hope that the bouquet of flowers now sitting on his couch could actually mean something for them two? because now juwon would not know that the added petals in dongsik's own buoquet seated and growing inside his chest meant unfulfilled love and then juwon gives him another buoquet of flower that meant first love and dongsik is coughing and wheezing, trying so hard to make the petals stuck on his lungs to stop making it hard for him to breathe, to stop making him hope, and juwon is so worried, ever so kind juwon, then he's at the hospital and being briefed about the solutions for his predicament and jihwa's angry that he's not agreeing to the surgery while yuyeon smiles sadly at him, understanding why dongsik is against the surgery and juwon visits him with another buoquet of flowers that meant never changing love and this time, dongsik actually laughs because why didn't he realize that juwon have been basically confessing to him through the flowers he's given dongsik because of course juwon relied on the fact that lee dongsik is the son of two florists and since he's basically on the verge of dying, dongsik threw caution to the wind and confessed to juwon and juwon says "i'm sorry" and oh okay and juwon continues to say "if only i told you how i feel earlier, you wouldn't be so hurt like this. i'm sorry. i love you too. i'm sorry" with tears forming in his eyes and dongsik pulling juwon into a hug and he can feel the rough stems and velvety petals in his chest and throat recede and he can finally breathe again

[griancraft]

Like yes we know cphil is cwilbur dad but. What if the cphil on the dsmp isn’t really cwilburs dad. Just that universe’s version of him. What if Phil is waiting for Wilbur, hoping he’ll come home. Wondering at first why he never came home from the shitty gas station. Was he kept late? Was he hurt somewhere? Did he crash his car? Did he get murdered and Phil would never see him again?

It kills Phil. His wife has been dead since Wilbur was born. He puts up fliers at first and coordinates the search effort. He keeps searching even as it peeters out and everyone thinks he’s crazy to continue. He can’t loose his baby boy. but after 2 years he knows it’s in vain.

Phil hopes he’s happy at least, wherever he is.

Until one day, when Wilbur shows up on his doorstep. A white streak in his hair, wearing a trench coat. He has new scars and wrinkles. His eyes are sad but his smile wide. His son is home. All is well. Phil hugs him and he cries and cries. Wilbur is confused, but hugs back. Wilbur will not tell him what happened in those two years no matter how hard he presses. Wilbur is colder, more distant. Phil doesn’t know why.

Wilbur goes back to work at the gas station.

[brightlybound]

“come back to my place”, since you killed us with the previous prompt

Read below or HERE on AO3.

First Time For Everything

They were revolving around the room as if in a dance, perfect footwork, incredible tension; a heated glance here, a quick look there, breaking concentration only when imposed by outside forces. She got top marks for her smolder and steady frame. He had sound technique and overwhelming self-control (ever slipping as it was, second by second). They'd surely get straight tens across the board. Standing ovation. Deafening cheers and wolf whistles from the crowd.

But no, this seemed more like a game. Harry looked over his beer at Ginny, wondering if she'd play her hand first or if she'd call his bluff. A tick of an eyebrow: interested or annoyed? A lick of her lips: amorous or thirsty? He’d have to make his move, soon. Couldn’t deal with another loss, not after the last year they’d had, broken up, miserably apart, all at his very insistence…

In the end, Harry came to the realization that this was a gun-to-a-knife-fight situation. He was woefully ill-prepared this time around, should’ve known it as soon as he’d spied that matching set she was in: deep green, polka-dotted, tight skirt and tight top with sweet little ribbons on the shoulders. It could have been innocent, but anytime she moved, there was a flash of toned abdomen. 

He changed course, decent man that he was, faced her so she could get the hit she deserved. 

"Your hair's gotten long."

He tried for casual, but her cat eyes are sharp as fuck. 

She took aim. 

"Cut it since the last time you saw me," she fired.

Bang! 

"Right,” said Harry, didn’t know how he managed, honestly, dead man that he was. “Sorry."

She took a pull of her beer. He thought for a second that she wasn’t going to wince. She hated beer. Had she gotten used to the taste while he’d been away? 

Ginny’s swallow held a grimace, and relief swept through his bones.

"Are you, though?" she said.

"What?"

"Actually sorry."

"You know that I am." Harry looked around, saw several heads tipped in their direction. Closer, quietly, he said, "Come back to my place?"

Ginny’s eyes were livid as she glared up at him. "Are you trying to seduce me?"

"I thought we could talk.” He paused, then pushed at his luck, threw down his hand. “At first, anyway."

The look on her face quickly switched from furious to exasperated. "Fucking riot, you are."

He shrugged. "That wasn't a no, though."

The tips of her lips leapt upwards, and Harry’s heart did a wild, spinning routine in his chest. 

"You're right,” said Ginny, bow of her head, curtains closed, smirk firmly in place. “For once."

"First time for everything."

[tbhvegas]

new hyperfixation game so strong i be drawing again

he’s my blorbo. my scrunkley scrimblo. my mipy, even.

close up/pfp version under cut B)

[felikep]

more dragons since people seem to rlly like them (( but this time 3 of them r traditional ! ))

[theresistanceneverquits]

@phecdasolar had an idea for a 2012 au where Leo gets amnesia and wants to just be a Good Brother as opposed to a good leader. And then one day he snaps at Splinter.

[ladtheove]

Damian, practicing volleyball in gym class, throws a ball a little harder than his civilian cover should, maybe. So a kid gets a bloody nose.

Said kid's mom finds Talia at the school's entrance.

Mom; "Your little monster of a son hit mine!"

Talia: "Oh, should I send flowers to the hospital?"

Mom; "... Mike is not in the hospital"

Talia: "Then my son didn't hit him"

Mom: "Are you saying I'm lying?!!"

Talia:" No, seriously, if Damian had actually hit him he would be in the hospital"

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Later at Wayne Manor

Talia asking Damian: "So, what actually did happen?"

Damian: "That my classmates were absolutely useless at Volleyball"

[roe-and-memory]

GOOD EVENING! remember a couple months ago when i teased that days of thunder au? yeah, its here :3

✭!! NEW FIC !!✭

Don't look back in anger

↳ the smell of sand and burning rubber

➨ 3k words | 1/?

➨ Lightning & Doc Centric

➨ Days of Thunder (1990) AU

➨ Hurt/Comfort

➨ Human AU

➨ no tws

[popfantasia]

siblings 🫶🫶🫶🩷🩷

[shadowvestal]

Kings to you. ♟️

[angelshroud]

HAPPY HALOWEEN!!!

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FELIZ HALOWEEN!!!

[qiuweyballs]

two hobarts and a bushra hackin her lungs out

@vhstown cant wait for the new meowler drop🔥

[phoenix--flying]

ethan and al cuddling with cats

the anons are in my brain.