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Dark Ages Week is officially here!

*drum roll*

The prompts for the event!

If you post a story or art based on a prompt, tag this page, and I will share it here to feature it. Remember this event is just for fun and the love of our favorite ship! Happy creating!

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Sign ups for Dark Ages Week are now open!

- mod Penner

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What is Dark Ages? Dark Ages is the ship in the Danny Phantom fandom between Clockwork and Pariah Dark.

The first annual Dark Ages Week will be held from May 5th through May 11th 2025. Prompts and more to come!

- mod Penner

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The submission form to suggest themes will be posted in the next couple days, so keep your eyes out! Anyone can suggest themes for the event without committing to taking part.

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Pariah Dark: Looks like we can’t mansplain, manipulate, manslaughter our way out of this one.

Clockwork: [unfastening their cloak] Manwhore it is.

Fright Knight: Clockwork, no.

Pariah: [with heart eyes] Clockwork, yes.

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What is Dark Ages? Dark Ages is the ship in the Danny Phantom fandom between Clockwork and Pariah Dark.

The first annual Dark Ages Week will be held from May 5th through May 11th 2025. Prompts and more to come!

- mod Penner

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Dan: *very drunk, slurring* Merry Christmas!

Clockwork: it’s December 26th.

Dan: …

Clockwork: Also you hate Christmas.

Dan: *takes another swig of vodka*

Clockwork: *taking bottle* I’m cutting you off.

Dan: *crossing arms and pouting* You’re a mean one Mxster Grinch.

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PennerJones Fanfic Masterpost

Realized I haven't posted most of my work on here. Pretty much all of them are locked to registered AO3 users. I'll categorize them by fandom. They’re vaguely chronological from newest to oldest.

Abbreviations:

G = General Audiences, T = Teen & Up, M = Mature

M/M = Male/Male, M/F = Male/Female, M/X = Male/Other, Gen = Platonic Relationship Focus.

Without further ado…

Danny Phantom

To Gain Everything - (Incomplete | T | M/X) Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages) + Danny Fenton is Dark Ages biological child. Part 3 of my Chessboard AU series.

Conqueror of Time (Incomplete | T | M/X) Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages) + evil!Clockwork, forced adoption, and ghost hunger.

You're Beautiful, Just The Way You Are - (Complete | G | M/M) Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), internalized toxic masculinity, gender nonconformity, Pariah Dark is a good significant other.

Is One More Too Much? - (Complete | T | M/X) Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), redeemed Pariah Dark, family planning, past domestic violence, trauma, past magical corruption. Part 5 of my Chessboard AU series.

Hatching Trouble - (Incomplete | M | M/X) Clockwork/Dan Phantom (Meddling Minutes), Not AGIT compliant, redeemed Dan Phantom, ghost pollination AU, accidental eggpreg, no sex, unconventional relationships, roommates to lovers.

Resentment in Chains - (Complete | T | Gen) Danny Fenton & Pariah Dark, Danny Fenton & Jazz Fenton, mental institutions, patient transfer, Ghost King Danny Fenton. Part 7 of my King's Consorts Drabbles series.

I Got Reincarnated As My Enemy And My Mentor's Infant Son?? - (Incomplete | T | Gen, M/X) Danny Fenton & Dark Ages, Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), reincarnation, baby Danny Fenton, Past Character Death, parent-child relationships.

Where Shadows Find Their Due Rebirth - (Incomplete | T | Gen, M/X) Clockwork & Danny Fenton (Lost Time), Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), split timeline, past meets present, Twisted Retelling of Kronos Myth, Twist on Sojourn Soup >:3

This Will Be The Day We Open Up The Door - (Complete | T | M/X) Clockwork x Pariah Dark, crack treated seriously, implied sexual content.

There In Your Ego Lies Your Weakness - (Complete | G | M/X, Gen) Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), Danny Fenton & Dark Ages, Danny Fenton is Dark Ages' biological child, introspection, Pariah Dark-centric, drabble. Part 4 of my Chessboard AU series.

The Ghost Who's Still Alive (Song Fic) - (Complete | T | M/X) Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), slavery, pre-relationship, manipulative Pariah Dark, drabble, 100th Dark Ages fic.

Crumbling To Dust Before My Eyes - (Complete | T | Gen, M/X) Clockwork & Danny Fenton (Lost Time), Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), sick fic, body horror, ghost king Danny Fenton, humorous ending.

The Tyrant Ghost King Is My Stepdad?! - (Complete | G | Gen) Clockwork & Danny Fenton (Lost Time), future ghost king Danny Fenton, Clockwork leaves out vital information, married Dark Ages, humor.

Honor To Us All - (Incomplete | T | M/F) Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), Mulan AU, not accurate Chinese culture, magic, Clockwork is a seer.

Madness And Greatness Can Both Share A Face - (Complete | G | Gen) Danny Fenton & Pariah Dark, Danny Fenton & the Ancients, Pariah gets let out of the sarcophagus, this doesn't go well for him. Part 6 of the Kings' Consorts Drabble series.

Open Up Again, I Believe In Second Chances - (Complete | G | Gen, M/X) Danny Fenton & the Ancients, Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), mental institutions, rogue rehabilitation, the Ancients are so not on board with this, ghost king Danny Fenton. Part 5 of the Kings' Consorts Drabble series,

All Our Questions Why Were Dismissed - (Complete | G | Gen) Dorathea "Dora" & Danny Fenton, mentioned Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), mentioned Dorathea x Fright Knight (Scale Mail Armour), Ghost Zone politics, Ghost Zone lore. Part 4 of the Kings' Consorts Drabble series.

His Throne Left To Ash, And His Legacy Soon To Be Mine - (Complete | G | Gen, M/X) Clockwork & Danny Fenton (Lost Time), Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), Ghost Zone lore, Ghost Zone politics, the Ring of Rage. Part 3 of the Kings' Consorts Drabble series.

Something Has Been Taken From Deep Inside Of Me - (Complete | T | Gen, M/X) Clockwork & Danny Fenton (Lost Time), Clockwork & Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), ghost king Danny Fenton, consorts lost love, tragic romance. Part 2 of the Kings' Consorts Drabble series.

I See The Future And The Fruit It Brings - (Complete | G | Gen, M/X) Ghost king Danny Fenton, consorts, past Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), Clockwork leaves out vital information. Part 1 of the Kings' Consorts Drabble series.

To Lose Everything - (Incomplete | M | M/X) Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), Clockwork & the Observants, the Observants are assholes, magical corruption, tragic romance, war, pregancy, childbirth, partner betrayal, unhappy ending. Part 1 of my Chessboard AU.

Well, That's One Way To Tell My Dad I'm A Ghost - (Complete | G | Gen) Danny Fenton & Jack Fenton, Blood and Injury, Panic Attacks, Good Parents Jack & Maddie Fenton, Identity Reveal, Humorous Ending.

No One Was Prepared - (Incomplete | T | Gen, M/F) Danny Fenton & Mr. Lancer, Danny Fenton x the Core of the Ghost Zone (Coremates), sentient Ghost Zone core, ghost prince Danny Fenton, bad parent Jack & Maddie Fenton, dad Mr. Lancer, arranged marriage.

Love Lines & Coffee Grinds - (Incomplete | T | M/X) Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), coffee shop AU, soulmate AU, probably inaccurate portrayal of Romani culture, palmistry, transphobia, romantic comedy. Needs to be rewritten.

Pain Is In The Eye Of The Beholden - (Incomplete | G | M/X) age-regression/de-aging, past slavery, emotional hurt/comfort, amnesia. Part 8 of my Chessboard AU.

Voyage To Ruin - (Incomplete | M | M/X) Mythology AU, The Myth of Calypso AU, human Pariah Dark, deity Clockwork, dark fantasy, forced relationship.

Kids Ask The Darndest Things - (Complete | G | Gen, M/X) Clockwork & Danielle "Dani" Phantom, Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), Danielle "Dani" Phantom is Dark Ages biological child, awkward conversations, parent-child relationships. Part 10 of my Chessboard AU.

A Most Eventful Christmas Truce - (Incomplete | T | Gen, M/X) Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), Danny Fenton & Dark Ages, Christmas Truce celebration, medical emergency, miscarriage scare, angst with a happy ending. Part 9 of my Chessboard AU.

The King's Secret (I Shall Keep) - (Complete | T | M/X) Clockwork x Pariah Dark, Fright Knight POV, secret marriage, pregnancy, eavesdropping, slavery, Pariah Dark is an asshole. Part 4 of my Chessboard AU.

Clockwork Gets Trapped, Like A Dumbass - (Complete | G | M/X) Clockwork x Pariah Dark (Dark Ages), summoning circles, teasing, fluff and humor, idiots in love. Part 7 of my Chessboard AU.

Can't Unsee That - (Complete | T | Gen, M/X, M/F) Clockwork x Pariah Dark, Maddie Fenton x Jack Fenton, Danny Fenton & Dark Ages, crack, humor, Danny Fenton has BAD TIMING, ghost sex, good parents Jack and Maddie Fenton, full ghost Danny Fenton. Part 6 of my Chessboard AU.

DP x DC

The Ghost King...Has A Son? - (Complete | T | M/X, M/M) Clockwork/Pariah Dark, Danny Fenton/Damian Wayne, Pariah Dark tries to take over the human world again, the Justice League is struggling, Danny Fenton is Dark Ages son, Adopted? Biological? You decide!

Phineas & Ferb

Let Sleeping Platypi Lie - (Incomplete | T | M/M, M/F) Vanessa Doofenschmirtz x Ferb Fletcher (aged up), Heinz Doofenshmirtz x Perry the Platypus, human Perry the Platypus, fake/pretend relationship, secret relationship, secret identity, hijinks & shenanigans.

My Hero Academia

I'll Be The Last - (Incomplete | T | M/M) Bakugo Katsuki x Kirishima Ejiro, fae AU, Beauty & the Beast AU, curse, human sacrifice, slow burn romance.

Kiribaku Prank War: A Crack Fic - (Complete | T | M/M) Bakugo Katsuki x Kirishima Ejiro, soulmates AU, writing on skin soulmates, established relationship, prank war, oblivious Bakusquad.

Well, This Is Awkward... - (Incomplete | G | M/M) Aoyama Yuuga x Tokoyami Fumikage (darksparkle), soulmates, your heart glows for 24-hours when you find your soulmate, vomiting, chronic health issues, social anxiety, everyone needs a hug. I really should finish this.

My Cornerstone - (Complete | T | M/M) Bakugo Katsuki x Kirishima Eijiro, coma, feelings realization, angst and hurt/comfort, hard of hearing Bakugo Katsuki, angst with a happy ending.

Naruto

Penitent No More - (Incomplete | M | Gen) Major Character Death, Nonbinary Orochimaru, Inspired by The Legend of the White Snake (Chinese Mythology), wizard AU, child abuse, half-human.

Boruto

Mitsuki's Sick Day - Mitsuki x Uzumaki Boruto, sick fic, implied/referenced self-harm, implied/referenced suicidal ideation, nightmares, medical trauma, getting together.

Sunflower in the Moonlight - (Incomplete | M | M/F, Gen, M/M) Graphic Violence, Major Character Death, Mitsuki x Uzumaki Himawari (aged up), Mitsuki & original sibling character, Mitsuki x Uzumaki Boruto, mission gone wrong, grief/mourning, hurt/comfort, dysfunctional family.

Death Note

The Detective’s Sons - (Complete | T | Gen) Implied Underage, L & Near & Mello, alive L, teen dad L, secret children, first meetings.

Young L: The Triebome Murder Case - (Incomplete | M | Gen) Graphic Violence, Major Character Death, Wammys House era, murder mystery, psychic abilities, child abuse, deaf character, blood and injury, Wammys House is a bad place.

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Sojourn: *signing* You're a loose cannon, Clockwork.

Clockwork: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Pandora: I think you play by your own rules.

Vortex: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Sojourn: *signing* Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Clockwork: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Pariah is a loose cannon.

Pariah Dark: *smashes a chair*

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Fright Knight, whispering to Pariah Dark, who’s on the phone with Clockwork: Ask them something!

Pariah Dark: How are you feeling?

Clockwork: Fine.

Fright Knight: Something personal!

Pariah Dark: At what age did you first get your period?

Clockwork: ???

Fright Knight: *facepalm*

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Pariah Dark: They stole from me first!

Clockwork: *raising an eyebrow* Mhm.

Pariah Dark: Stole my heart...

Nocturn: It is still illegal to commit murder.

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Clockwork, tending to Pariah's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Pariah Dark: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Clockwork: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?

Pariah Dark: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Clockwork: but what’s the first worst thing?

*Awkward pause*

Pariah Dark: Clockwork, they...they weren’t always orphans.

Clockwork: …Oh.

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Clockwork: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Pariah Dark: That's why I carry two swords.

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Pariah Dark: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Clockwork: Killed without hesitation.

Pariah Dark: No.

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Clockwork: Fuck.

Pariah Dark: We've got to work on your cursing.

Clockwork: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Frostbite please come to the front desk?

Frostbite, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Pariah Dark and Clockwork.

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Pariah Dark and Clockwork, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Frostbite: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-