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Louis:I barely slept last night

Liam:you know they say you can’t sleep when someone is thinking of you

Louis:who’d be thinking about me at 3 in the morning???!

Harry:*gay panic*

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Zayn:do you and Harry have pet names you call each other?

Louis:no

Zayn: ok what is that granulated white stuff you put in a cake

Louis: salt

Zayn:

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Harry: Niall can you call my phone for me I can’t find it

Louis: I got it for you Haz

Harry: NO DONT-

Harry’s phone: 🎶And it’s been ages different stages come so far from princess park🎶

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Louis: NO I LOVE YOU MORE

Harry: NO I SAID I LOVE YOU MORE

Niall:*staring at Zayn and Liam*

Niall: pass the popcorn we’re going to be here for a while

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Liam: so who confessed first

Louis: *proud* I did

Harry: he threw a crumpled paper and me that said “I like you” then ran away like a 5th grader

Louis:but it worked! :)

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*power goes out*

Louis: love can you go grab the flashlight from the kitchen

Harry:but you’re the light of my life

Louis: Harry Edward Styles if you don’t get the flashlight I swear

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Larry:*gets into an argument*

Louis:you know what I’m done with this conversation *walks aways*

Harry:wait Louis we are supposed to go in one direction

Louis:this is why I’m walking out

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Liam:go pick on someone your own size

Louis:*drags out a chair* now I’m your size

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Harry:*on his burner Twitter account* do you think they will know it’s me if I tweeted that I bought a Gucci dress

Louis:

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Louis:I really like Eminem

Harry:I prefer skittles

Louis:no the rapper

Harry:why would you eat the wrapper 

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Liam:road work ahead

Louis:yeah I sure hope it does

Liam:no I’m telling you so you can turn left

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Liam:someone needs to tell Niall about the birds and the bees

Harry:*teary eyed* they’re disappearing at an alarming rate

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Louis:I want world domination

Harry:ok my cupcake

Louis:don’t call me that

Louis:I’m a world dominating cupcake

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Liam:ok we have gone one WHOLE day without any accidents,fires or an injury

Zayn: with that being said wheres louis?

Louis:*at the door being escorted home by a police* Hello Liam

Liam:....we have gone 0 days without any accidents,fires,injury OR A POLICE ESCORTING ONE OF US HOME

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Harry:please be careful with my emotional baggage

Harry:it’s Gucci

(Credit to the original person who gave me this idea)

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Louis:I DONT NEED YOUR HELP IM GROWN I CAN DO IT MYSELF

Harry:I have Dino nugget in the kitchen

Louis:nuggies