#incorrect one direction

[incorrectnarry]

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

I wonder if NASA and other space agencies in the DC universe pester the Green Lanterns for help

Like, they probably do that to Superman and Martian Manhunter too, but Clark and J’onn can at least say they don’t leave Earth very often (regardless of how true that statement may be for them). But the GLs can’t use that excuse because NASA knows they're the space cops

If the Justice League has contact information like a hotline or an email, you can bet your ass that NASA is blowing it up with stuff like "um excuse me mr. space policeman our rover got stuck on mars can you pwease dust her off so that her solar panels can work again??"

[smash cut to Hal in a maid dress cleaning Oppy with a construct of a feather duster]

[reineydraws]

kyojuro corruption arc

[neilperrydeservedbetter1959]

i wonder what Clark Kent would think about ALL these pop songs that romanticize Kryptonite by comparing their love interest to it. like he’d be waiting in line for coffee before work, leg aching from where Lex Luthor shot a large shard of Kryptonite into it that Bruce had to surgically remove not even half a day ago, and he hears One Direction singing “you’re my kryptoniteeee” (totally unrelatedly, clark now identifies as a 1D anti.)

[twistedappletree]

zizka: there’s a serious problem we need to take care of right now immediately

hans to henry: let’s go in the woods and be gay

zizka: bad news, another immediate problem

hans to henry: let’s go in the woods and be gay

zizka: if we don’t take care of this problem we’ll all die

hans to henry: let’s go in the woods and-

[nostalgiaonedirection]

Liam, wrong way..

[pathetic-dreamy]

*talking on the phone*

Zayn: Remember how I said that Louis and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Liam: Yeah…

Zayn: Well, we’re in jail.

Liam: *hangs up*

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

You know when teenage girls see One Direction or something and squeal like the exorcist? This is my One Direction:

Throwing my bra onstage, ripping out my hair, please notice me 🙏

[mysteryenchatress]

*Playing Twister*

Niall: Right hand red.

Harry: *Ends up on top of Y/n*

Y/n: You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?

Niall: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I’m surprised you didn’t notice.

[incorrectgreatestestatedeveloper]

Marbella Frontera: Have you seen my son, Lloyd? He is this tall, possibly gay but we haven't had the Talk.

[mx-legend-of-faye]

The chain as (some paraphrased) stuff I’ve sent my friends

Wild: Okay. No context

Twilight: A scary opening coming from you of all people, but continue

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Sky without his fireshield earrings: I am frail in the face of high temperatures

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Legend: Use your brain. You have one of those, right?

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Time, talking about Malon: I miss her so much, I am so in love with her

Warriors: Ugh, sickening (/vpos)

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Wind: Buddy how do you not believe in magic after watching like five people use it right in front of you

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Four: These people are going to be the reason why I start drinking.

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Hyrule: Hey at least I’ll die looking cute!

[amybaulover]

I don't know if anyone here had seen that one post about someone having a dream about Harry and Ravioli approved thing (I can't find it now if someone has it please tag the author in comment) but here I come with actual ravioli approved photo you can use under posts to approve them. Let's make this meme a thing guys.

[chaoticbisexualz]

Two-Bit: Knock knock

Darry: *sigh* who’s there?

Two-bit: urine

Darry: urine who?

Two-bit: ur insecure, don’t know what for

Darry: I’m breaking up with you

[mackerel1522]

Achilles: Name one hero who was happy. You can't.

Patroclus: I can't.

Achilles: That's because they-

Horikoshi: Actually, I can name a few. For instance, I've got-

Achilles: No. No, you don't. Your characters have been thought wayyyy too much to actually feel happy right now.

Asagiri: Well, I can name-

Achilles: Oh NO. That's a biiiiiiiig NO. You surely not. Between all the death (even the fake ones) AND your very visible obsession on blowing up kids + giving every character trauma - That's a NO.

Patroclus:

Horikoshi:

Asagiri:

Achilles: AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT ONE

Achilles: HIS CHARACTERS WILL NEVER KNOW HAPPINESS AGAIN WITH ALL THE STUFF HE PUTS THEM THROUGH

Achilles: AND HIS MANGA ISN'T EVEN CLOSE TO THE END

Gege: *silently trying to espape*

[purplelea]

Those polls "could xyz character survive the Reaper's Game" have people tend to forget that the main reason why anyone would survive the Game isn't because they are smart or talented, because they would be able to solve puzzles or defeat noise, but because... they are able to change.

Shibuya's Reaper Game isn't like any Reaper's Game. They take an entry fee, being what one's value most, and that loss forces people through a difficult situation they can only solve by growing as a person. Shiki would've been erased had she not been able to accept herself as she was. Beat would've been erased had he not been able to accept to ask for help so he could protect what mattered to him. Neku would've been erased had he not been able to learn to expand his world and trust his partners.

Of course, people changing (for the better) means their Soul gets more refined and thus their Imagination level rises, but having high levels of Imagination from the start isn't all it takes for someone to win the Reaper's Game! So yeah to me, the only question you might need to answer when replying to these polls is : "Would this character be able to have character growth?" Most often yes. But sometimes... you might be surprised.

[rapscallionraspberries]

"You know, I laugh every day whether it be with people or at people!" -Crowley, talking with Yuu after the usual NRC student shenanigans