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My Series ‘Elemental Masters’ will soon be released here on Tumblr, here’s some incorrect quotes for ya

Shadow pouncer: we’ve lost them!

Swift Swipe: I’ve got this

Swift Swipe: DAWN ISNT SMART ENOUGH TO BE THE ELEMENTAL MASTER!

Dusk: [Bursting out of the forest in flames] BITCH

Amber: [poking her head out of a hole] WHAT

Jasper: [also in said hole] THE

Char: [also poking her head out of the hole] FUCK

Flint: [who wasn’t in that hole but in a different hole] DID

Wolf: [ready to defend his girlfriend] YOU SAY ABOUT MY GIRL?!

Dawn: [walking out of a cave holding a bag of nuts] hey did you know nuts may contain nuts?

Swift Swipe: I appear to be correct

Viper: the moon looks nice tonight

Dusk: not as good as you

Viper: [intensely blushing]

{outside}

Amber: should we tell them that’s a tortilla you just threw at the window?

Dawn: nah

Dusk: here’s all the possible places Dawn could’ve gone

Queen Blaze: this is the whole continent

Jasper: we have no clue where she is

[Blister being knocked out on complete accident]

Burn: we gotta hide the body!

Viper: [rolling Blisters body on a carpet] go get the twins to help!

[Dawn and Dusk walking in with Slushes]

Dawn: oh shit

Dusk: [helpful husband roles kick in] I’ll help!

Dawn: I ain’t, I wanna hear the story!

Queen Blaze walking in: what are you doing?

Burn: we’re playing a game!

Queen Blaze: Called?

Dawn: [completely deadpanned] guy in a carpet

Sunset: YOUR HAVING A LITTLE SIBLING!

Dawn: I’m going to the Haven

Hawk: hatching next week

Dusk: VIPER PACK A BAG! WERE GOING TO THE HAVEN FOR A MONTH!

Viper: WHY?! ITS SO COLD THERE!

Dawn: I’m never returning

[the next week]

Sunset: another boy!

Dawn: his name is Smoke

Dusk: why do you get to name it!

Dawn: because I’m now the middle child!

Dusk: AND?! IM THE OLDEST!

Hawk: I like Smoke

Sunset: agreed

[twins yelling at each other as Hawk, Sunset and Smoke all cuddle up]

Sunset: YOUR HAVING A LITTLE SIBLING!

Dawn: I’m going to the Haven

Hawk: hatching next week

Dusk: VIPER PACK A BAG! WERE GOING TO THE HAVEN FOR A MONTH!

Viper: WHY?! ITS SO COLD THERE!

Dawn: I’m never returning

[the next week]

Sunset: another boy!

Dawn: his name is Smoke

Dusk: why do you get to name it!

Dawn: because I’m now the middle child!

Dusk: AND?! IM THE OLDEST!

Hawk: I like Smoke

Sunset: agreed

[twins yelling at each other as Hawk, Sunset and Smoke all cuddled up]

Dawn: [singing horribly] GRAVITY DON'T MEAN TOO MUCH TO ME!!

Wolf: oh my stars-

Wolf: DAWN GET OFF THE CLIFF!

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This was the convo at school today with my ex-crush, in my favourite subject, science

You guys will know him by his last name (Martin)

“Oh shut up!” Martin

“YOU SHUT UP MARTIN!” Me

“What?” Martin

“I’m sick of you!” Me

“I-“ Martin

“I GET IT! IM LIKE CANCER! No one wants me! No one needs me! And the people I’ve infected will die and I’ll be on my own like normal! But you know what?! I don’t care! I get it! I’m not pretty! I’m not curvy! I’m not athletic! I’m not everyone’s picture of beautiful! I’m ugly and I know it! I don’t need some IDIOTIC MALE! To tell me I am! Nor an immigrant! If you want me to kill myself then your going to have to try harder! Cause I nearly lost a friend to suicide! None of that shit helps! But you know what does? Crying yourself to sleep every. Single. Night. I don’t care anymore! I’ve already been broken! You don’t have a chance to break me! After all the shit I’ve been through it was like putting my whole hand into a pot of boiling oil, but what your doing? It doesn’t scratch the surface, my best friend was murdered, my sister killed herself and is still trying to! My mum was about to kill herself from drinking to much! My dad drowned my cat! My best friend left my side because of her shit family! And everyone judges me for one feature, my teeth, you think I care about your opinion? Well Martin, ever since that night, I’ve had one dream, to shove your HEAD in that pot of oil” Me

“I-“ Martin

“No I’m not done!” Me

“Dawn-“ teacher

“I starved myself because I thought that was the problem, it wasn’t, I exercised until I passed out, not healthy either, I forced myself to change, but over all it was because your a man you don’t have a heart” me

“Oh so we’re stereotyping each other now because what’s in our pants? Your just like other girls! Your selfish! Self centred-“ Martin

“You know they mean the same thing you imbecile?” Me

“Your cocky! Yeah your mouth may be the only thing unattractive about you but you constantly make it about you!” Martin

“Maybe because I was ignored as a kid! Maybe because when we were in year 7 you guys had happy family’s while I made my parents divorced! I��ve been living in guilt! I don’t let anyone know because I made two people who loved each other to separate!” Me

“Donna?” Friend

“Maybe if I had the proper support as before I would know how to stop being myself! But until then I have to wait a thousand years to finally understand one thing!” Me

“What? That you finally SHOULD kill yourself?” Martin

“HEY you two!” Teacher

“No! That the only friend I need is a ghost and a shadow figure! They keep me safe! Keep me company and they sure as hell tell me that you’ll never change!” Me

“It’s not my fault that your so stupid! God open your eyes!” Martin

“Sorry I’m blind that’s why I wear glasses idiot” me

“Riley liked you! Fucking hell! Yeah I like you as well but Riley has since year 7!” Martin

“Dude!” Riley

“Dawn?” Friend

“You two to the office now!” Teacher

*after one quiet walk to the main office*

“So what happened?” Principal

“I snapped, at this scottish loser” me

“Dawn we don’t need the insults anymore” principal

“She verbally abused me! All because a stupid message!” Martin

“What was this message?” Principal

“Just one of my friends telling this loser that I liked him, don’t anymore, he’s a cock suck!” Me

“Says you!” Martin

“Bring back the stereotypes?!” Me

“If you listened for once then I wouldn’t have to!” Martin

“Yeah?! Well at least I did some proper hard work during the holidays, what did you do? Oh that’s right! Sit on your ass all the two weeks playing a game that’s shit!” Me

“Go back to the kitchen” Martin

I then kicked him in the nuts so hard he was gasping for air in extreme amounts of pain whilst on the ground, and then earning myself a weeks suspension, whilst he was only suspended for 3 days for his comment, how does that work?

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Young justice as the memes

Wally: *sighs*

Dick: what’s the problem?

Wally: Math Problem

Dick: I can help, lemme see *grabs paper*

Dick: alright this is an easy one, what 6x3?

Wally: …

Dick: what’s 6x3?!

Wally: I don’t-

Dick: WHATS 6x3?!

Wally: I dunno what is it?!

Dick: WHAT IS IT?!

Dick: get yo mentor

Wally: my who?

Dick: BARRY!

Barry: what is it?!

Dick: homework *passes work to Barry*

Barry: what’s 6x3?

Wally: I don’t know

Barry: WHATS 6x3?!

Wally: I don’t know!

Barry: what’s 6+6?

Wally: Oh twelve!

Barry: NOW ADD 6!

Wally: I DONT KNOW WHAT IS IT?!

Barry: … get Bruce

Wally: What why?!

Barry: BRUCE

Bruce: what is it?

Barry: HOMEWORK!

Bruce: I TOLD YOU THIS WHATS 6x3?!

Wally: I DONT KNOW!!

Bruce: right if Kaldur had 6x3 amount of dish soap will he have?

Wally: how much?!

Bruce: how much?!

*Kaldur using Dish Soap as hand sanitizer also with 18 bottles in front of him*

Bruce: 1…2…3…4…5…6…

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Ok you losers

(That’s what I’m calling you all wether you like it or not!)

Anyways! So I’m going through the HORRID THING OF WRITERS BLOCK!

So any request in the Harry Potter and DC universe? If you ask me nicely I MIGHT do 1 or 2 Marvel requests but I’m not really a Marvel fan!

Also! I’m going to Watch Enchanto tonight so if you want me to do something with Enchanto then sure!

Yeah byeeeeeeeee

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Just a pre note the song that goes to this one shot is

https://youtu.be/h5beVotiYww

Yes I know it’s Nightcore but get over it, start when I put in 🎵

I looked out at all the people waiting for me to start, I sighed (🎵) I started the song on my violin, I stepped out of the cover of the shadows people stared as my normal crack energy was replaced with me playing a violin, I wasn’t known to playing a violin but when I do people are always in utter shock, and when they even think about grabbing their phones to record me I’ve already finished, I looked to the side, Bruce Wayne was in the VIP section with his family, I nearly missed a note but I quickly, I heard Justin get the drums started with Elliot, Indi has her Violin out just in case, i saw that people were staring at how my fingers moved to play notes, I got to the high note part and it was stunned at how quiet everyone was, I then got to my least favourite part, the ever so repetitive corase, I continued to play, the Justice League at the very back of the hall we were performing in, I continued to play a small bead of sweat rolled down my forehead, the bass of the drums made me play the melody perfectly, I continued to play, the crowd was now recording, great, I saw Batman finally arrive with his sidekicks, I got to another high note, I was starting to hate them, the steady beat of the drums kept me going, my brothers are amazing, people were watching in awe, the drone flew near me so they could see on the large projector, I stared at the strings as I ran the ride over them, I was starting to grow pissed off, this song really annoys me after a while, i looked at the Justice League and their sidekicks, they really piss me off as well, I can’t go around being a criminal if they try and stop me! I realised the song speeds up, so did I, I hate it, an arm workout after a long day of performing for a bunch of idiots, finally the final high part, I played through it then the final courase I then started the final virse, the pain in my arm burnt, I played the final note and lowered the violin, I smiled at the crowd they ended their recordings, I walked to my siblings, I gave my boiling to Indi, she already had hers packed away.

That’s it thanks bye!

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Mother

Mama

Mum

Human who cursed me this life

Mother

Mother

Mother

what do u guys call ur mom

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Why is it when my teachers ask me to ‘explain my thoughts’ and I explain it in the easiest possible I get a low mark

For a example!

‘Explain why you think Flowers are better the leaves’

My short answer would be

‘I just like flowers’

But when I answer with that I get no mark but when I answer this

‘Flowers are supur in every shape and form as they taste like summer breezes and smell like weed’

My teachers don’t even bother calling my mum because their so used to me being stupid they don’t know if I’m dead serious or jerking their chain!!!

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This is amazing my guy!!!

Do not repost without credit.

Follow me on Instagram: @lostdrakma

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My camera is shit but that red dot is where the skank at the blood test thingie put an ADULT NEEDLE!!! IM FUCKING 14 HERE IN AUSTRALIA IF YOUR UNDER 16 YOU GET A BUTTERFLY NEEDLE!! THE SKANK SAID “well the person who draws the blood should be able to choose” IM SORRY!!! YOUR NOT THE ONE THAT HAS THE BLOOD DRAWN!! AND THEN SHES LIKE AT THE END “see the normal needle doesn’t hurt a bit” IM SORRY WERE YOU THE FUCKING KID THAT FAINTS AFTER NEEDLES HAVE A FUCKING PEICE OF METAL JABBED IN YOUR ARM?! I FULL ON SAID TO HER IN RUSSIAN “Я хочу сбросить тебя с моста, а затем ударить тебя чертовым металлическим столбом” (English translation: I want to throw you off a bridge then stab you with a fucking metal pole) THE BITCH LOOKED AT ME AND WAS LIKE “you can leave now” OH AND I FUCKING DID!!! After making a scene!!

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So which one is copying the other? Tom or Cillian?

same energy

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WHY IN THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING ARE YOU SO BLOODY AMAZING?!?!?!? WHY?! I NED ANSWERS!!!! YOUR BLOODY BETTER THEN MY BROTHER!!! HOW?!?!?!?!?!

“Carrot Cake” – Tommy Shelby x Reader

[ MASTERLIST ] 

SUMMARY: Tommy’s not quite sure about the nature of his relationship – are they still best friends or are they already a couple? He realizes the truth when his girlfriend bakes him a cake exactly like his mother used to do.

[ REQUEST ] by @ellbett​

AUTHOR’S NOTE: I named Tommy’s mum Adeline and decided that (in my head) Ada’s named after her, because that’s how her friends used to call her. I also genuinely believe Tommy’s got a sweet tooth + I love carrot cake myself and I have lots of memories of baking it with my mum when I was a kid 🍰

WARNING: English is my second language.

WORD COUNT: 1,600

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Yep Tommy talks the way he wants to! Love your work tho! It’s amazing!

“The Russian Deal” – Part II (Tommy Shelby x OC)

GIF by @lucachangrettas​​ — Thank you so much, love!

[ MASTERLIST ] • [ PART I ]

SUMMARY: Tommy wants to help Lyudmila’s mother, but the Russians and Father Hughes have different plans for him. Tommy’s wife is in danger and he has to race against time to save his new family.

FACE CLAIM: Tuppence Middleton as Princess Yelena “Hélène” Vasilyevna Kuragina from “War & Peace” (2016 BBC TV Mini Series)

AUTHOR’S NOTE: ➡ First of all, thank you so much for loving the previous part so much. I cannot express how grateful I am! 💗 ➡ I’ve changed the plot of events from Season Three a bit, but I think I’ve included everything that was the most important. ➡ There is only one Russian sentence in the end and it just means “Oh God!”. ➡ Thank you @comebackjessica​ for being my beta reader, love you!

TRIGGER WARNING: Just like in the previous part + violence is mentioned quite a lot in this one and Father Hughes is just being himself, you get the picture.

WARNING: English is my second language.

WORD COUNT: 5,720

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Hey mate! So I know you said that English isn’t your first language but here’s something that might help with your English writing!

When you wrote this “Me question is, should I work with Leon and Izabella or Tatiana to save your mother?”

It’s a good sentence but if you want it to be more English use “my” instead of “me”

I understand that English isn’t you first language! But if you use “my” it will sound grammatically correct!!

But I love the storyline! If you can a pt3 would be amazing, like Lyudmila and Tommy go for a ride and talk about the baby and all that stuff!

Love your work!

“The Russian Deal” – Part II (Tommy Shelby x OC)

GIF by @lucachangrettas​​ — Thank you so much, love!

[ MASTERLIST ] • [ PART I ]

SUMMARY: Tommy wants to help Lyudmila’s mother, but the Russians and Father Hughes have different plans for him. Tommy’s wife is in danger and he has to race against time to save his new family.

FACE CLAIM: Tuppence Middleton as Princess Yelena “Hélène” Vasilyevna Kuragina from “War & Peace” (2016 BBC TV Mini Series)

AUTHOR’S NOTE: ➡ First of all, thank you so much for loving the previous part so much. I cannot express how grateful I am! 💗 ➡ I’ve changed the plot of events from Season Three a bit, but I think I’ve included everything that was the most important. ➡ There is only one Russian sentence in the end and it just means “Oh God!”. ➡ Thank you @comebackjessica​ for being my beta reader, love you!

TRIGGER WARNING: Just like in the previous part + violence is mentioned quite a lot in this one and Father Hughes is just being himself, you get the picture.

WARNING: English is my second language.

WORD COUNT: 5,720

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AMAZING!!! Mate you are brilliant! Did you know their filming a new season atm?

“My Property” – Tommy Shelby x Reader

[ MASTERLIST ] • [ CREEPY AU ]

SUMMARY: Tommy’s fascinated by an innocent young woman living nearby the betting shop. He decides she would make a good wife to him and asks Polly to hire her.

[ REQUEST I ] • [ REQUEST II ]

AUTHOR’S NOTE: It’s set in creepy au, because of the theme of the story + Tommy’s a bit out of character here — I don’t think he’d do something like that in canon, but who knows, honestly 🤣 But, no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t make him as creepy as Michael in my creepy stories with him. In this scenario Tommy’s divorced and there is no child (I didn’t want to make poor Charlie have divorced parents + I doubt he’d live with Tommy after divorce anyway lol).

TRIGGER WARNING: Tommy’s a bit of a stalker and a bit creepy, Reader’s objectified

WARNING: English is my second language.

WORD COUNT: 2,820

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hey Mate! i would love to! me and my friends are a writing group and i myself am gender nutural! i would be glad to work with you with this if your still looking for opitions! but i do live in Australia and i do have ADHD so my updates are slow!

Can you please reblog/like this post if you write for the Thunderbirds fandom and won’t mind me slamming you with requests? I have no money but I’m in love with Virgil Tracy and I was wondering who I could ask to write around a few ideas I have. Also I hope your okay with nonbinary readers because I generally only request x readers because I’m scared of angering anybody if I do anything else.

I’m super sorry if I’m bugging you but I’m really tired now. So I’m heading to bed. I really hope I can let some new people to interact with.

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Americans of Tumblr!!!

Wtf is up with you guys?!

“Save Australia”

Wtf?

Why do we need to be saved?

Is it an inside joke?

Please explain!!

Like here in Victoria we have the longest time in lockdown but that’s it!!!

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What do you do when your crush is sending snaps of his face to you? And when you send a message he answers nearly straight away?