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Date a boy who tells people he hasn't seen star wars but he's seen the family guy star wars parody so he knows the plot

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Date a boy who is a miniboss you have to fight to complete the main story but the fight can be cheesed real easy, if you give him cheese he'll let you by without a fight

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Date a boy who says he's backwards compatible ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Date a boy who whenever someone kills him he regenerates behind them and makes a terrible pun related to the method they used to kill him.

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Date a boy who keeps getting killed by this stupid fucking boss, it's happened so many times he's starting to think they're hot

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Date a boy who says he won't yuck your yum as long as you don't yeet his yam

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Date a boy who knows the noises horses make when there aren't people around, and they've been hunting him ever since for learning their secret.

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Date a boy who got put in a government facility and scientists ran experiments on him, but every experiment yields wildly different results, and it's gotten to the point that the scientists are convinced that the other scientists are messing with the equipment to sabotage their research.

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Date a boy who will say things like "are you sticking again you darn sticky bastard" while he's cooking and the stuff is sticking to the bottom of the pan

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Date a boy who keeps giving explosives to goblins. He just can't resist their big puppydog eyes. And it's not like the boss is gonna miss a few pounds of C4 anyway.

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Date a boy who had this horrible dream that he'd overslept and arrived very late to his computer programming final exam and also the exam was in french

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date a boy who's constantly asking himself if he's into vore or if it's just a maw kink

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Date a boy who is no longer allowed near unit 17-G. Every time he gets close, the angel inside starts outputting ridiculous amounts of radiation. Nobody else causes this reaction, it's just him for some reason.

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Date a boy who had a dream he was robbing a bank and he almost got away with it but he woke up right before he could pull it off. It was so unsatisfying! He's thinking about robbing a bank in real life now.

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Date a boy who will put a bunch of demons in his mouth and then go to an exorcist and then at a time he deems most (or least) appropriate, he'll spit all the demons out gatling gun style and make a huge mess

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Date a boy who is compact, doesn't suffer from gimbal lock, and can easily be interpolated.

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Date a boy who is three small gods in a trenchcoat