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Ok but imagine. 
toddler Peridot. 
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The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day
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the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLES
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chamber of secrets au where fred and george steal ginny’s diary bc “haha ginny why are you keeping a diary omg its old and blank” and they just start drawing dicks in it and then the dicks fade off the paper and fred and george just look at each other and go “omg infinite dicks” so they draw dicks on it all year until the diary literally ink vomits itself to death bc tom riddle cant handle the dicks anymore and no one ever opened the chamber of secrets and fred and george destroyed the very first horcrux the end
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everyone, just ignore this dick and hope he/she/they get bored soon and leave everyone's beautiful art alone
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Me and synchronizedsoloist‘s gemsona fusion!!! AAAA THIS IS CUTE I had a lot of fun with it .w.
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hey
hey friend
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
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Re-uploading this since I restarted my Tumblr
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oh my god this is so great
my grandpa saw my gemsona on facebook and now he wants me to draw him a gemsona
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I'm more worried about Wendy. Summer's a time for sleeping, man.
some people are worried about mabel pines
some people are worried about dipper pines
some people are worried about stanley pines
some people are worried about stanford pines
and then if you’re one of the people that’s worried about all of them i’m sorry
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doesn't that mean he'll fall on the fucking way there like rainbow road is the hardest racing track ever concieved
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im crying all over again
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How come you lie about su?
I guess the cat’s outta the bag now, huh? Fine. I’ll tell you.
When I was young I met a beautiful girl named ‘Su’, short for ‘Susan’. She was my best friend, and we spent our childhoods together. From the age of about five or six, into our teen years, and then into early adulthood.
One day, Su asked me to come to her house. She said it was urgent. When I got there, she was in tears. She had gone out drinking the night before, and when she woke up the following morning she had woken up beside a big, beautiful diamond. Somehow, while drunk, she had been able to break into the local museum in the middle of the night and successfully steal the largest diamond they had without getting caught.
I calmed her down and we talked about what we were going to do. Neither of us wanted to keep the diamond, but turning it in would have meant serious punishment for Su. You don’t just break into a museum and get off scot free, just because you returned what you stole. It’s still a crime.
We couldn’t return it. But couldn’t keep it, either. So we decided to bury it. We went out to the back of Su’s house and buried it beneath her tree. We buried it in a small container full of vinegar - Su thought it would mask the sent, incase the police could get sniffer dogs to find it or something. I still don’t think that could happen, but we took the precaution anyway.
We buried the diamond, washed our hands, and tried to relax. We agreed not to talk about it from that point on. The diamond was there, but we wouldn’t dig it up for anything. No matter how bad times got, or how much we needed money, we would leave it where it was.
After a couple of hours, just as Su had finally calmed down, their was a knock on the front door. It was the police. One of them was holding a small, red cardigan. Su had left it at the museum as she drunkenly made her way back home.
The police came in and we all sat around the kitchen table. My heart was in my throat, and Su had gone deathly quiet. “We found this at the scene of the crime,” one of the police officers said. “We have believe it belonged to you”.
Su broke out crying. I didn’t know what to do. Was she going to confess? If we told them we had buried the diamond outside, well, it wouldn’t just be Su in trouble. I was an accessory to the crime.
“It’s mine…” Su said, through her tears. “It’s my cardigan, it belongs to me.”
I didn’t want to go to jail. I didn’t want Su to go to jail either. I panicked, and in a moment of weakness I did something that I should never have done.
I lied about Su.
“Officer,” I began. “It’s Su’s cardigan… But she didn’t have it last night. She leant it to her friend a week ago.” Su looked up at me in silence. But it was too late to go back. “She leant it to her friend, Tricia. It couldn’t have been Su at the museum last night. In fact, she was with me last night. We watched a movie together.”
Tricia was a local woman who Su & I had minimal contact with. She was uptight and snooty, and neither of us liked her very much. She was around the same age as Su and had a similar body build, so it was easy to pin the blame on her.
Su wiped her tears away and sniffled. “I…” She took a brief pause. “I can’t believe she would have done that…”
I gave her a pat on the back and the police officers got up. They thanked us for our cooperation and information, and assured us that Tricia would get a minimal sentence if she admitted to the crime. Then they left.
Tricia was arrested later that afternoon. She put up a fight, telling the officers she didn’t know us and that she was innocent. But the officers had our testimony. She got 25 years in jail.
We never talked about that day. After a couple years, Su moved far, far away. A new couple live where she did, now. Totally unaware of the vinegar soaked diamond beneath their tree. I’m certainly not going to tell them. It’s a secret I fully intended to take with me to the grave. Until today.
How’d you know, tumblr user stormthepega-cat? It was six years ago. I thought no one would ever find out.
It doesn’t matter. I feel an odd sense of relief, now that the story is out. A large weight has been lifted from my shoulders. I don’t care what happens to me now.
I just want you to know I don’t regret what I did. Yes, I lied. But Su was the best damn friend I ever had. I admit what I did.
I lied about Su.
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I am so unbelievably excited for this show to finally carry on. (it’s coming back tomorrow holy frick)I felt inspired by this mash-up and and by this awesome artist (that floods my dash with Gravity falls) and so I made this glitchy nightmare.
It took me forever to figure out how to make a gif invisible so you best appreciate my efforts
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