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dazai's emotional support rat

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Next chapter of Mafia black is up

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Song recommendations for a dazaku amv?

Prerequisites:

1. Not tragic

2. Good beats

3. Bonus points if lyrics are Aku singing to Dazai

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Moodboard for chapter 2 of my fanfic Mafia Black

Btw, ff has now decided to opt people out of getting emails on their favourited stories and authors after 90 days? I couldn't believe it when I checked my profile. Here's a link to the chapter on ff and ao3. I don't know if AO3 has done something similar, can't find any such setting at least.

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Can't get over the way Akutagawa talks.. The language usage *chef's kiss*

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I genuinely can not believe this is real.

WHAT THE HELL

IM FUCKING ASCENDING???

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hc that drunk chuuya isn’t violent, instead he’s like a drunk girl in the bathroom at a club who gives pep talks like “you look so fuckin hot” and “he doesn’t deserve you” and “go chop his dick off”

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All the cute slutty goth boys are at dazakucentral? Welcome, welcome

where are all the cute slutty goth boys

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Akutagawa: That’s a nice jacket.

Dazai: Yeah.

Akutagawa: I kind of want to get one like it. We could be like twins.

Dazai: Yeah, but like twins who don’t wear them at the same time. Because that would be ridiculous.

Akutagawa: Yeahhh, it would be ridiculous… Or it would bond us like brothers in a way I’ve always hoped for.

Dazai: Yeah, you’re right. It would be ridiculous. 

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[deep breath] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT’S WHAT WE DESERVE

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Dazai: dating Chuuya would suck, full offense to Chuuya.

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Dazai: I wanna die...

Atsushi: When you are dead, you do not even know you are dead. It only brings pain to the others.

Akutagawa: Same thing, when you are stupid.

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Dazai: [trips down the road]

Dazai: [sighs] Why do bad things always happen to good persons?

Atsushi: You’re not a good person...

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You’re right

don’t @ me i’m right.

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Omg I want this in a fanfic

Dazai, speaking in French: We really appreciate you working with us; this is a start of a beautiful partnership.

Chuuya, also speaking in French: Yeah, yeah, whatever. But why are we speaking in French?

Dazai: I want Atsushi-kun to think we’re conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply. 

Chuuya, looking at Atsushi: You’re an ass, Dazai. He does seem fun to mess with, though.

Dazai, also looking at Atsushi: I’m glad you agree~

Atsushi, sweating: W-what are they talking about?

Akutagawa, who is completely fluent in French but wants to see this play out: Murder.

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Atsushi: I'm asking you to let it go.

Akutagawa: And I really wish I was the kind of person who could do that.

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“But what’s the point of other people if not to mock them?”

-Dazai Osamu