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Lets fucking go, I have been excited for this one. I have SO many ideas it isn’t even funny. 

(DISCONTINUED) GENERAL ROMANCE CANONS FOR KILLERS

Once again a long post so I put it in a cut, I’m more awake now so I am hoping my grammar and spelling won’t be as atrocious as the first one. I just get so into writing and keep going and going without even checking. lol Anyway, some nsfwish stuff, doesn’t go into details like a fic would but it’s still there. lol

Also random thought I had: I like how I say fuck BHVR when they debunk shit that is used in fics because I just want to let other people indulge. FANTASIES ARE A THING DAMN IT, LET US LIVE.

This is a Survivor S/O!!

The Trapper AKA Evan MacMillan

He likes to flex (heh) how strong he is to his s/o, be it from lifting stuff up or showing he feels little to no pain. He’s kind of a dumbass to do that but he has to make it known they are with the best of the best.

The killer to mori you in a trial, not because he wants to but because he knows it’ll end the trial sooner for you and he wants to get it over with as soon as possible and the entity is already being kind enough letting you two be together but... sacrificing all the time? He isn’t 100% sure how that would play out. Plus this man likes his BP.

Will teach his s/o how to get out of traps easily, all the tips and tricks.

Refuses to not let your run slippery meat. It WiLl HeLp YoU.

Will bitch until you do.

This man is stubborn and ignoring him won’t stop him.

The man to slap an ass. Evan just seems like an ass man. If you are the last survivor and he closes the hatch and just to be a cocky ass like he usually is out of trials hell walk over to you and slap your ass so hard you’ll squeak and bolt out the gates. One, he will not tolerate that. Two, he just enjoys that more than he should.

The kind of guy who loves being called “daddy,” the shit eating grin he gets makes even the shyest people want to smack the shit out of him.

Fucks in trials.

Anytime anywhere.

He has NO PROBLEM.

Will offer the hatch for a blowjob. The only way he will spare you unless he made you mad prior.

The Wraith AKA Philip Ojomo

One of the most wholesome relationships.

Will do whatever he can to make you happy and feel safe.

He is prob one of the most insecure out of all killers and needs reassurance.

Since he makes more so animal noises he tends to show physical affection more than verbal, he can say things but it strains his vocal chords a lot and it sounds super fucking choppy and their are a lot of pauses.

Give him hugs and hold his hand.

Will find flowers and pretty things to give to his s/o. 

Presents all the way, anything from offerings to something a survivor dropped in a trial. Hope you like a rainbow map! Thank Ace!

He is lowkey a peeping tom when it comes to his s/o. The man is respectful and will do his best to respect but if he stumbles upon you having some alone time while he is cloaked he won’t be able to look away.

Is very vanilla unless his s/o helps him explore. 

Slow and sensual sex, this man is all about love.

Favorite positions are missionary and doggy, you know what? Any position where he can have you flush against his body. He wants to be as close to you as possible.

The Hillbilly AKA Max Thompson Jr.

Max is a good boy to you, but it is a bit hard to reach out to him at first.

Because of his childhood kindness (especially from a potential love interest wink wonk) tends to make him freeze up. 

“Is this happening?”

“What do I do?”

“HELLO???????”

Max is... lacking knowledge in the relationship/romance category, so bare with the guy, he is trying his best.

He is a bit like Philip, worries about his appearance but not as much as our boy Phil.

Touch him and he melts.

Hugs? Always.

Kisses? Never enough.

He is touch starved and attention starved.

Max is more than likely to bring his s/o a stalk of corn as a “I love you” gift since the entity does throw out some roses.

When it comes to intimacy Max will be hesitant and VERY unsure of what to do, so I hope you have some knowledge or you are all for learning together.

My guy can skin an animal but figure out how to eat someone out or suck a cock properly is a challenge. He’s livin’ tho.

He will need to be taught.

Sub. Don’t @ me. Don’t even try to sway me. I will die with the hc.

Call him a good boy if he does good sexy things.

Also he gets awkward boners a lot.

The Nurse AKA Sally Smithson

Sally is a good girlfriend if not a little over-bearing.

Always wants to make sure you are okay.

If you don’t use self care she will make sure you take a medkit and if you don’t and she finds out get ready for the silent treatment.

She’s one of the killers who will go easy on you in trials, refuses to mori you even if she brought an ebony. 

If you guys had a rough patch she’ll try and give you the hatch as a make up or she’ll close it and just make you open the door. If you really wanna get back on her good side sit and watch end-game with her, I know it’s not good for you but... well, it means a lot to her.

She’s old fashioned so dates, dates, dates.

She loves to dance with her s/o.

She will try and sing with her s/o.

HAND KISSESSSSSSSS-

Eat the nurse lady out.

Sex with Sally is very passionate and she wants to drag it out for a long time.

The Shape AKA Michael Myers

In a relation Michael is......... interesting...

He will either be “nice” and passive or just less of a dick.

Still kills his s/o in trials though.

He loves using a mori on his s/o, watching the light drain from their eyes but knowing that you will still appear for him afterwards? It’s great. Your screams are music to his ears. No killer can kill you by his hand except him, if he finds out they do there will be hell to pay.

Michael isn’t the healthiest in the head... 

His s/o would probably have to ask Laurie about him since he doesn’t talk.

He gives head pats.

Not good with physical or verbal (obviously) affection or comfort.

Hugging him is like hugging a living statue.

He is silent and just watches his s/o.

He doesn’t want you to be upset but at the same time you look beautiful/handsome like that.

Dislikes others being around you, specifically other males.

Fucks his s/o in a trial.

Like hard, in the window sill of the killer shack, over a gen, doesn’t matter. Your fellow survivors see? So?

If you get mad at him and try to ignore him he will destroy whatever you own and then fuck you.

Horny bf.

The Hag AKA Lisa Sherwood

Lisa is a nice girlfriend that is a good listener.

Cuddling may hurt a bit because she’s kiiinda bony.

She will try and teach you magic. 

“Use this in a trial.”

Entity pops in: “Nah.”

Lisa takes a bit to get to know 100% because she is wary of others because of what happened to her, she assumes the survivors are just people but so was she and now she’s a killer.

She stays away from her s/o whenever she is hungry, better safe than sorry.

She is actually pretty fragile so be careful with her.

Likes to hear about her s/o life before all this.

Has very sharp teeth some be careful with more passionate kissing, lip biting and some tongue can be a bit dangerous.

She likes to bite and she may accidentally sink that claw into your skin a bit.

Worries she goes overboard in more intimate situations.

Lisa is not good when it comes to seduction, so cut her some slack. I imagine her being like a horny virgin girl trying to seduce but it just ain’t working.

She...... a bit dry........ down south................... Ya’ll can use a diff hc for that if you what left of her skin looks dry as hell, I feel that vag is too, that’s just me, man.

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Heeeeeell yeah, make sure and dm me on Discord when you get it.

You can pick my weeds in AC I'm lazy.

🥺🥺🥺🥺

i'll be there as soon as i get the game baby

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Shit I need to get back on this blog.

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Jeff: So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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I love Michael Myers, thank you.

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Trying to learn how to main Anna is fucking hArD. If anyone has the Switch ver of DbD and wants to do custom hmu! I'd love to take turns swaping killer and survivor.

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“Hey I love your story! Is it okay if I draw-“ 

YES. PLEASE, GOD, YES, DRAW IT. DRAW IT AND SHOW ME. I WILL BEG YOU FOR IT.

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I wanted to say sorry for the delay everyone, I have had A LOT going on recently but I am still working on everything! From the requests to the matchups! I just have a lot on my plate and I am hoping Monday I start getting things out again!! Thank you for being patient, love you all.

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I always change my pfp to who I am currently maining and as of recent I've been playing as Midnight Rider Kate. I never noticed how cool her skin was.

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You can't hide from your true self.

Frank is a trash rat of a human.

Danny may be rat man but Frank?

Frank is rat boy

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Hmm.

Frank is a trash rat of a human.

Danny may be rat man but Frank?

Frank is rat boy

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YOU STILL WANNA HUG HIM.

Frank is a trash rat of a human.

Danny may be rat man but Frank?

Frank is rat boy

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You still wanna hug him.

Frank is a trash rat of a human.

Danny may be rat man but Frank?

Frank is rat boy

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Felt like making a few dbd killers as Animal Crossing friends lol

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Husban

He is jus babey. He cannot change this,,,

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It’s the funniest shit I have ever seen.

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Ayyyye, no prob my dude.

I match you up with David King!

Acting on impulse is one of the things David started to like about you, you don’t think in a situation you act. In his mind actions are more important, your rarely quiet, stubborn, and brutally honest personality is something he loves, the sarcasm you throw in is just the icing on the cake. David himself is known as an asshole because he is also like that, and you want a trustworthy partner? There you go. David may not seem like it but he is a trustworthy person, to the ends on the earth he will go for someone. If someone hurts you they will hurt. He hates liars too so its best if you both remain honest with each other, after all, honesty is the best policy. He may not open up about his past 100% right away but he will when it’s time, he’ll annoy you too with his stories of him and his lads before the entity’s realm.