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Avatar: The Last Airbender + Twitter Posts - Part 6

[Zuko][Part 5][Part 4][Part 3][Part 2][Part 1]

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katara is one of those impossibly cool people who “has a guy” for everything. like run into any sort of problem and she’s just like “hang on i gotchu. just contact this number and they’ll know what to do.” but half the time that guy is just sokka

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Korra: Croissants: dropped Bolin: Road: works ahead Mako: BBQ sauce: on my titties Asami: Shavacado: fre Jinora: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Tenzin: Tenzin, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Zuko: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Katara: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Zuko: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Suki: Actually I did the math, Katara would have $225, not $0.15. Katara: Fam I’m right here.... Sokka: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Zuko: while you’re there could you buy me an appy juice please? Sokka: Sorry I only have a dollar Zuko: :( Suki: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Katara would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Sokka: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an appy juice Suki: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Aang: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice Suki: Apply juice to what Toph: Directly to the forehead Katara: Great chat everyone

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Suki: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Aang: What if it bites me and it dies!? Sokka: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Aang, learn to listen. Katara: What if it bites itself and I die? Toph: That’s voodoo. Zuko: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Aang: That’s correlation, not causation. Katara: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Toph: That’s kinky. Suki: Oh my God.

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Ozai: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Katara: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Sokka: More or less, I guess... Aang: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Zuko: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Toph: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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Zuko: You kidnapped The Warden? That’s illegal! Suki: But Zuko, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing The Warden, or being stuck in here? Zuko: Kidnapping The Warden Suki!!! Sokka: Zuko, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- Aang, Katara, Toph, and the others are counting on us! Zuko: What, to kidnap people?!?! Sokka: To work together! Zuko: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?! Hakoda: Zuko, we all agreed a warden is a not a people.

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Mako at Korra and Asami s wedding: The brides are perfect for each other. I know as I have dated both

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*Korra and Mako during a case*

Mako: Detective Mako, Republic City Police

Korra: Avatar Korra, Republic City Gay

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Aang: I made you this friendship bracelet

Zuko: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person

Aang: You don't have to wear it

Zuko: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, back off

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*Before Sozin’s Comet*

Katara: Are you nervous?

Aang, biting his nails, bouncing his leg, and pulling his hair: no

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Zukoberg

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Korra: I wish I had more enemies

Katara: I'm sure you will someday, Avatar

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Toph: How did you know you were in love?

Sokka: I knew when Suki saved us at the serpents pass

Aang: When Katara and I got stuck in the cave of 2 lovers, I knew

Zuko: I knew I loved Mai when I tackled her into a fountain after my crazy sister nearly set her on fire 🥰

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On a mini mental health break, be back next year ✌

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Ursa, jokingly: How much family have you found?

Katara: Hey Zuko, can you help me make dinner?

Aang: Zuko! I need your help with my firebending.

Sokka: Ready for sparing, Zuko?

Literally every other younger brother Zuko befriended:

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Azula, to Mai and Ty Lee: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.