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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

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hey who wants to read my very normal not triggering for ED or SH Criminal Minds fanfiction? no? okay.

Here it is anyway because fuck you lol

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66570838

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HEY GUYS I JUST GRADUATED COMMNITY COLLEGE CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!!!!

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I can’t wait until it’s like 50 years down the line and all my “cringelord” inspirational shit gets turned into actual inspirational shit that motivates people

so tired of people laughing at me when i try to say something inspirational and nice and i just get shit like “okay tone it down Greek philosopher” like no fuck you i want to have hope????

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suffering from a fat ass

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i’m so high

i caught gibby

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if i hear that goddamn fucking song again i’m going to go insane and then permanently catatonic in that order.

i just want to pretend to be happy until the anniversary of my best friend’s death is over.

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got makeup for Christmas one year. ofc my mother never taught me how to PROPERLY apply it.

so when i put it on and the girly clothes i got for Christmas, everyone proceeded to make fun of me and tell me how ugly they thought i looked.

another year, my dad was mad at all of us and cancelled Christmas entirely as a punishment for us being "bad" (idk what we did other than holy SHIT it wasn't that bad) and nearly beat the family dog to death for fun (my mother had to take the dog to the vet and lie about it being hit by a car and told them to keep him because we couldn't afford any vet bills) and because it made us upset. it wasn't until Christmas day that he changed his mind and had to dig all the Christmas presents out of the garbage.

another Christmas was spent with my mom and dad basically taking every opportunity to beat me, threatening to return all my gifts (it's why i have a habit of destroying price tags and previously had a habit of finding/shredding gift receipts).

so yeah.

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I might seem like I love Christmas but deep down I haven't enjoyed Christmas genuinely in my entire life.

Christmas was a time of conditional love and punishment from my family. I want to try to have a good time because that's what younger me deserves.

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90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf

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there was a rumor that yunho ateez dating a florist can you confirm that w tarot?https://www.allkpop.com/article/2022/10/ateezs-yunho-wrapped-up-in-dating-rumors

I don't do those kinds of tarot readings, especially ones that are that invasive of someone's privacy.

If you would like a normal tarot reading, I charge $5 per card and I accept PayPal.

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yo i do tarot and oracle readings

$5 per card

paypal only (i live in Canada, sorry)

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i did eventually get to sleep and my permit was approved!!!

hi hi hi i applied for a work permit nearly 3 weeks ago and I'm getting a final decision soon I'm so nervous!!

to distract, I'm going to tell a joke: did you know that when you're a born you have 4 kidneys. but when you grow up, two of them become adult knees.

anyway you can say anything you want in response LMAO i haven't slept from the anxiety lol

omg I hope it gets accepted ! my boyfriend also has to apply for work permits every 2 years 🥴

LMAO LUV THE JOKE

I hope you’re able to get sleep soon !!!!!!<3

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when you grow up, two of them become adult knees.

hi hello i love your blog

did you know humans are born with for kidneys

That is not Usually a thing that happens but it is technically Possible 😭

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tip:

yell swear words at the robot.

i don't like doing it but 99% of the time, it's the only way to get to a human representative.

I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!

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I love when you see someone reblogging a text post multiple times because you don’t know if tumblr glitched on their end or if the post, “who else up garging they goyle” really fucking resonated with them and they just had to rb that mf 4x