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i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

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i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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1-2. The most adult age.

it used to be 2007 you know

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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Yeah, and I've met cishet Homestuck fans. But they're not the target audience.

I'd like to point out that the Worm Fandom is now categorically more evil than Leopold II, 2nd King Of The Belgians. In terms of individual human beings, if the Worm Fandom were classified as an individual, they would only be below Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Adolf Hitler, Hong Xiuquan, Genghis Khan, and, if counted, Christopher Columbus and Gavrilo Princip. They dwarf Pol Pot, all Kims of NK combined, any Russian Tsar, Tamerlane, every side of the Iraq War, Winston Churchill, Yahya Khan, and Ismail Enver Pasha.

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They are literally all the exact same group.

I'd like to point out that the Worm Fandom is now categorically more evil than Leopold II, 2nd King Of The Belgians. In terms of individual human beings, if the Worm Fandom were classified as an individual, they would only be below Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Adolf Hitler, Hong Xiuquan, Genghis Khan, and, if counted, Christopher Columbus and Gavrilo Princip. They dwarf Pol Pot, all Kims of NK combined, any Russian Tsar, Tamerlane, every side of the Iraq War, Winston Churchill, Yahya Khan, and Ismail Enver Pasha.

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It’s so anti-colonial and anti-imperialist of Americans and Europeans to forcibly redefine “Zionist”, a term an indigenous minority ethnic group uses to refer to a broad range of ideologies. Obviously us stupid Jews needed Westerners to project their own concepts and feelings of colonialism onto our language! Otherwise we might have been forced to have nuanced discussions about things like “ethicality and praxis of resettling native territories following land back”, which just requires too much intellectual debate for monolithic dummies like us. It’s so much easier to redefine Zionism as to Evil Genocidal Settler Colonialism. Thank you White People for showing us the truth :)

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I'd like to point out that the Worm Fandom is now categorically more evil than Leopold II, 2nd King Of The Belgians. In terms of individual human beings, if the Worm Fandom were classified as an individual, they would only be below Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Adolf Hitler, Hong Xiuquan, Genghis Khan, and, if counted, Christopher Columbus and Gavrilo Princip. They dwarf Pol Pot, all Kims of NK combined, any Russian Tsar, Tamerlane, every side of the Iraq War, Winston Churchill, Yahya Khan, and Ismail Enver Pasha.

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@athena-turns-into-an-eagle

I'm onnnn spiiiiirrrroooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm onnnn spiiiiirrrroooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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After years of living in the adulting world, I think I’ve come to a realization: Manners exist to guide you to good conduct even when you’re in a bad mood.

When you’re happy, when you’re feeling generous, when you’re pleased with your gift or your service or your outcome, it’s easy to be nice. It’s easy to tip the waiter well when you’ve had a good day. It’s easy to thank the teller or the clerk when you got what you wanted out of the transaction. It’s easy to smile and chit-chat with strangers on the road when you’re in a good mood.

It’s hard to tip the waiter when you didn’t enjoy your food. It’s hard to thank the clerk for their time when you’ve just been told there’s a problem with their account and they weren’t able to fix it for you. It’s hard to think of something nice to say when your aunt gave you a crappy sweater you neither need nor want. It’s hard to be nice to people when you’ve had a shitty day. It’s HARD.

That’s what manners are for. Scripts and phrases that you learn by rote to say when you can’t think of a single nice or good thing to say from your own volition. Yes, they’re scripted. Yes, the sentiment is empty. But the scripts work in every situation, and the emptiness provides a buffer between your own unhappiness and the rest of society.

Because most of the time, it’s not the waiter’s fault that the food you ordered wasn’t what you expected. It’s not the clerk’s fault that your account is overdrawn. It’s not the fault of the barista or the stranger on the subway that you got fired today or your favorite aunt died. But even when you can’t summon a smile or a cheery word, you can still have manners, because they will serve you the same in sunshine or rain.

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Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand.

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Been listening to the Magnus archives and wow there is a lot of variance between "my girlfriend exploded into worms" and "I was contacted mysteriously to watch a large box".

Also, I currently (listening to "vampire killer") have a very out-there theory about why the room is such a mess; Gertrude Robinson made some sort of Deal With The Devil that gave her the knowledge of what case files were real supernatural shit (I doubt anything here is a red herring), but very little time to do anything about it, so she just grabbed everything truthful and threw it on the ground.

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Igloo and Blizzard are judging your encouragement of cats over dogs

Omg they look so fuzzy!!!!

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parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness