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i LOVE stories where gay ppl baby trap bc baby trapping is such a crazy thing to do anyway but if ur gay u have to get real weird abt it

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by far the funniest thing about reading fanfiction as a political professional is that I can always tell exactly who has and hasn't been to a fundraiser or gala based on how they write them

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The implementation of Tim’s cowl

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It's okay guys, she's just kitten around

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God I love ao3.

It is Only on such a wonderful equal opportunity sight that tags like “tentacle vagina” exist

Equal opportunity monsters fuckery for the win I guess 😂

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they added ash baby to minecraft

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Ok so here is a thing I noticed in the new Minecraft live, happy ghasts are not fire proof

Regular (or would it be sad? Crying?) ghasts car swim through lava no problem but these new happy ghasts will catch on fire and die

Is this a piece of lore or a bug that will be removed by the update?

If it is lore and ghasts ARNT naturally fire proof how do the nether ghasts BECOME fire proof? Do they eat magma cubes and/or nether root and that turns them fire proof like shrimp turning flamingos pink?

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unreasonably excited for the dried/happy ghast

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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this sentence came so far out of left field i reflexively closed the tab and had to open it up again to take this screenshot. i mean like yes its true that mushrooms are not plants but ive literally never ever ever ever met or even heard of anyone anywhere at any time who has used this definition of a plant-based diet

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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effervescent

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MY ONE TRUE LOVE WILL BE GONE FOR S I X HOURS!!!!

When will ao3 be free from their imprisonment

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When will my beloved return from war

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Dishes for when you're endbusting and you realize you have no idea where your portal back home is, and you didn't pack enough steak to last you the trip