#…mostly

[tanoraqui]

I’m nearing 6,969 followers and my friend suggested (when it happens) I celebrate by taking crackship prompts, and my brain immediately began rotating Celechwes through the entire third generation of the House of Finwë one by one, wondering how each would work. So that’s where I am, tonight.

[maladaptivewriting]

my only advice to fanfic authors (and writers in general) is to write what you love because that’s the most important part of storytelling 🙂

my second piece of advice is to watch what music you’re including in your fanfic cause if i look up that song and it sucks then im going to feel embarrassed for you

[nattikay]

nononono, see, you miss Neteyam because you think he’s hot

I miss Neteyam because I’ve mentally adopted the entire Sully family as my honorary children (yes that includes the parents)

we are not the same

[spyruce]

I think about their S3 dynamic a lot.

(Dialogue is sometime after MAG 99 (Elias’s infodump)- but I don’t actually know the exact episode it just sits in my brain.)

[detroit-grand-prix]

I keep applying to IT jobs in motorsports organizations because I’m too fat and too old to make it as a driver, too dumb to make it as an engineer, and too gay and too ugly to make it as a wag

[karuvapatta]

….oh who am I kidding, I will naturally gravitate towards the most toxic ship in the fandom.

So, uh. Is Jonathan/Elias a thing…?

[ghoulbats]

you guys are so cool i have crushes on so many of you

[sweetie-peaches]

Colleges want me, doctors fear me, learn these 5 tips I use to be accepted into any colleges of my choice

1. Trauma

2. Trauma

3. Chronic illness

4. Trauma

5. Trauma

And the bonus super secret 6th tip

Queer

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

not fully answering my question in your voicemail so I have to call you back again is violence

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

if you hate hb0 velma then we are brothers in arms we are comrades in the trenches we are dying in each others arms but if you hate scooby doo as a whole we are mortal enemies and you WILL die by my hand that is a promise not a threat

[youngerfrankenstein]

Gonna stop identifying as aroace and start identifying as Not Interested. In you, specifically. Leave me alone.

[superbattrash]

I was gonna write tonight but instead I spent 3 hours on the phone with my sister because our parents are awful people and she spent the day with them

Google, how wrong is patricide and matricide on a scale of 1-10?

[what-is-this-tomfoolery]

would get my ears pierced just to wear elias bouchard style eye earrings

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

your vibe is that you could squish me with one big stomp. a little feral but in a cute way

“A little feral”

nonnie, my beloved, this was the best compliment I could have ever received, you’re getting a big smooch and a lil bite (with love)

Anonymously message me what vibes I give off and why you think that

[noodles-and-tea]

Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.