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Various comic Donald Duck expressions

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Mickey: It's stupid.

Donald: Okay fine then - if you're not gay - why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me

I'm your boyfriend?

Mickey: Oh my god, bro! It's satire!

Donald: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE IS!

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Huey, Dewey and Louie in the back of Donald’s car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Donald: We have food at home.

Donald: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Huey, Dewey and Louie: YAYYYYYY!

Donald: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

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A mom and her ducklings

dt 17 and the comic designs bc oh my god I love both of Della's designs

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Gladstone: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?

Donald: Milfs.

Della: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.

Gladstone: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???

Fethry: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.

Fethry: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.

Della: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.

Gladstone: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—

Gladstone: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!

Fethry: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?

Donald: What? No! It isn't!

Fethry: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!

Della: Fethry ...

Fethry: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!

Della: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.

Fethry: GLADSTONE, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!

Gladstone: The word milf has been ruined for me.

Donald: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!

Della: Y'all are dumbasses.

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HAPPY LATE HATCHING DAY MY BOYS!! 🥹 💚❤️💙

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Oh, there’s a river that winds on forever I’m gonna see where it leads Oh, there’s a mountain that no man has mounted I’m gonna stand on the peak.

-Ends of the Earth, Lord Huron

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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Dewey: I will not let you down!

Webby: Sounds fun!

Violet: K.

Lena: No, I'm fucking not.

Huey: Do I have to be?

Louie: Please god, I am so tired.

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costume change⚓️🍀🎅

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Gyro: *seductively takes off glasses*

Gyro: Wow...

Fenton: *blushes* Haha... what?

Gyro: You're really fucking blurry.

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Louie: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Age reveal or something.

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If I think about Donald raising three kids alone for too long, I burst into tears. Like right now. I’m sobbing.

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One of my favourite things about the Ducktales finale is that - instead of over complicating it with some convoluted backstory - they decided Von Drake was just “too busy” to die and everyone went along with it no questions asked.

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Happy 4 year anniversary to this masterpiece of a finale and me being unhinged on the internet🫡

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Happy 4th anniversary to this masterpiece🥹

When it seems they’re heading for

The final curtain

Good deduction never fails

That’s for certain!

The worst of messes

Become successes!

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Scrooge: Millionaires are inherently evil.

Donald: Have you checked your bank balance recently?