most disappointing line in history
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anyone: sometimes I wonder what is going on inside her head
me:
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women: reblog if you agree
crimmy minds: elle greenaway, jennifer jareau, emily prentiss, alex blake, tara lewis
ncis: kate todd, abby sciuto, ziva david, jenny shepard, abby borin, alex quinn, jack sloane, ellie bishop, jess knight
svu: olivia benson, abbie carmichael, alex cabot, casey novak, melinda warner, kathy stabler, liz donnelly, rita calhoun, amanda rollins, kat tamin
milfs: hot yes
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reblog if you:
ARE GAY
ARE POWERFUL
LOVE YOUR PARTNER
SUPPORT OUR TRANS BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND OUR AMAZING NONBINARY SIBLINGS
no one will ever know which one
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stfu stoopid shit
hey um im rly sorry but i saved ur boyfriend in the wrong format and now his save file is corrupted. so he’s evil and weird now. sorry
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has anyone noticed the engine noises in midnight rain? engine as in like car engine, yknow like a *getaway car*
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Systemic oppression
Hangman *in a high voice, holding Barbie* : Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Y/c/s *in a deep voice, holding Ken* : Nonsense, Barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Maverick: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Phoenix. Bob, Fanboy, Payback & Coyote *simultaneously*: They are playing systemic oppression
Rooster: It’s really educational.
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Hangman: Please, I am begging you to go to the doctor.
Rooster: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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repost if you are a part of the argyle appreciation club
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someone explain to me how to fuck I'm just supposed to fucking exist if miles teller is breathing. help me PLS
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tell me your favourite movie without telling me your favourite movie (even though i clearly stated it right there)
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*at 2am*
wylan: *trying to sleep*
jesper: *staring off into the distance having an existential crisis* i just realised we are the physical embodiment of be gay do crime
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my favourite asgardian is probably hela, thor or loki, basic but yeee....
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