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CYBER WEEK SALE! Calendars are now $20 FREE SHIPPING! Added BONUS, 2 FREE Holiday cards included. Link in bio. Limited quantities available. #calendar #calendars #nudecalendar #collectable #xmasgiftideas #funnygifts #funnygift #funnygiftideas #girlgifts #girlgift #gaygift #gaygifts #gaggifts #gaggifts #funnycalendar #giftformom #giftformoms #dickcalendar #peniscalendar #comedygirls #giftforher #giftforher🎁 #giftforherideas (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrI0yEHhJAO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1m5sc2dr1yuh9

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This weekend only in New Jersey! Come see us! (at New Jersey Convention and Exposition Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpsWEqwBcYI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1g68fzwnsy0be

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✊🏿#blacklivesmatter #nike #nikead #support #standforsomething #kneel #kaepernick #colinkaepernick (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/BofoSHLhaeI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=161gl2qb06hez

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Modeling Opportunity Looking for a straight couple to do a special shoot. This will be a free photo shoot. Working with the BBC of Norway on a documentary featuring my work. You don’t necessarily have to be interviewed and your identity can be hidden. Just need to show my process. If you’ve always wanted to have your dick photographed by a professional, this is your chance. MUST HAVES: A good sense of humour and a loving partner who will accompany you at the shoot for fluffing purposes. Please DM if you’re in NY and can shoot on June 27th. #modeling #modelingopportunity #malemodel #fluffer #fluffers #sexyphotoshoot #nycphotoshoot #dickart (at New York, New York)

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History in the making! I’m proud of them for meeting and having a conversation. Hopefully something good will come of it. For now, they’re both dicks. . . . . . #trump #trumpmemes #trumpkim #kimjonghyun #korea #trumpmeetskim #kimjongun #usakorea #koreanstyle #koreans #adulthumour #kimmeetstrump #dickart #trump💩 #trump🇺🇸 (at New York, New York)

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How it all came about. . . . . #nycphotographer #nycartist #femaleartist #feminist #femaleentrepreneur #girlpower #creativity #dickpik #dickphotography #penisparty #penisart #dickart #hilarious #funnyjob #i❤️ny #bethennyfrankel #callme (at New York, New York)

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Who wore it best? . . . . #kanye #kanyeezy #kanyewest #kanyememes #kanye_west #lookalike #comedy #contest #adulthumour (at New York, New York)

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Dicki Minaj vs Nicki Minaj! . . . #adulthumour #dicksout #dickface #dickfun #funnymemes #funnygirl #funnypic #nickiminaj #nickyminaj #lookalike #contest (at New York, New York)

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Martini time! . . . . #adultnovelty #dicknapkin #penisparty #penisnapkin #bacheloretteideas #bacheloretteparty #bacheloretteweekend #adulthumour (at New York, New York)

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In light of his recent rants... I’d like to offer some humor. If he knew better, he would do better. He’s just a DICK! . . . . . #kanyewest #kanye #kanyeezy #kanyememes #kanye_west #whatadick #footinmouth #takeyourmeds #takeyourpills #takeyourmedicine #stfu #makemusic #justmakemusic (at New York, New York)

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Bachelorette bundle! All you need for a cocktail party. Link in bio. . . . #bride2be #bachelorette #bacheloretteparty #penisart #penisparty #bacheloretteideas #bacheloretteparties #bacheloretteweekend #cocktailparty #predrinks #teambride #girlsnight #girlsnightout #girlpower

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I was interviewed for this German TV show called Red back in 2016. I’m 8 months pregnant here in Time Square. Tourists reactions to these 30x30 dick pics were hilarious. You can see the full video on my site under the video tab. . . . . #germany #german #artistfeature #penisart #dickart #timessquare #nyc #nycstreets #nycphotographer #femaleartist (at Manhattan, New York)

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Add a little fun to brunch with Dicture cocktail napkins. . . . . . #canadianbloodymary #caesars #brunchcocktails #picklejuice #cocktailporn #cocktailnapkins #dicknapkin #penisart #penisnapkin (at New York, New York)

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The Dicture story told from the beginning. . . . . #dickart #dicture #penisart #penisparty #girlpower #feministart #feministartist #nycphotographer #nypost #nycart #nycartist #femaleartists #femaleartist #femalegaze #malemodels #fluffernutter #fluffer #fluffers #funnyjobs #funnyvideos #funnygirl #artistfeature (at New York, New York)

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I can help! Maybe my art can be therapeutic? . . . . #dickpressed #dicktherapy #healingpowerofdick #jokes #arttgerapy (at New York, New York)

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Happy Birthday from Dicki Minaj. $5 Free Shipping. Link in bio. . . . . #nikiminaj #dickiminaj #funnycard #hbd #penisparty #happybirthday #birthdaycard #funnybirthdaycards #funnybirthday #humorous #penisart #pinkhair #pinkhairdontcare (at New York, New York)

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Putting the cock back in to cocktail. . . . #cocktails #cocktailporn #cocktailbar #cocktailnapkins #cocktails🍹 #napkin #bacheloretteideas #grownup #bachelorette #bridesquad #girlsnightout #funnygirls #penisart #bacheloretteparty #nicerimjob #rimjob #penisparty #penisnapkin #dicknapkin