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I'm gonna learn how to fly a helicopter and probably die in the process (only correct answer)

what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

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This is a good post, please delete it immediately.

its just to get through a few early blinds, okay?

now pick up that joker that helps a specific suit.

you don't need discards silly, use them all to get your best hand.

you don't need to think anymore kitten, just buy jupiters, sort by suit, and let mommy take care of you

#forceflush #handshame #jimbofication

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Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning"

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Making a new type of enemy. I really love the way they clatter when they die.

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I had the pleasure of collaborating with a talented developer, @dieuwt , who commissioned me to create the illustration for the Steam library capsule of his new upcoming game: Nothing Beyond This Point, an indie Metroidvania game set to release next year.

It was a real pleasure for me to interpret @dieuwt ’s vision through my own style. The title graphic and layout were designed by him!

The free demo is available now on Steam! I highly recommend checking it out if you're a fan of the genre, and following the developer’s work. It’s always important to support indie creators! 🔥👾

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Finally did the right thing and commissioned an artist to make Nothing Beyond This Point's showoff art. Pretty sick.

Made by @helene-bianchi-illustrator!

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Doug posted on YouTube saying that he appreciates the support and that he is taking a short break from streaming. Also less Ai centered streams

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"eeby deeby" "glup shitto" "blorbo"

sorry but have you SEEN mixels

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Working on a dataset of roadkill reports. state agency personnel CANNOT spell

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Brooks later claimed that "All McDonalds are constructed on properties that are protected by 5th Dimensional high energy/spiritual portals", encouraging the consumption of Diet Coke and McDonald's Double-Quarter-Pounder/with cheese meal ("It is also acceptable to combine 2 quarter-pounder with cheese burgers to make one double-quarter pounder if you can't get the double-quarter-pounder with cheese where you live"), and discouraging the consumption of "water of any kind".[43] The idea of separate but interconnected 5D and 3D worlds was a major part of Brooks' ideology, and Brooks encouraged his followers to only eat these special 5D foods, as well as to meditate on a set of magical 5D words.[44]

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i'm forever haunted by my inability to whistle because i truly tried. i watched youtube videos and practiced in the mirror again and again with no results,

until 2020 when i was living on a boat completely alone in quarantine during the heat of lockdown. i woke up at 1 am from a dream in which i was whistling. i sat up in bed and i thought, "oh my god, i get it now,"

and i whistled. i whistled a tune, even. i took a video of myself whistling just to prove it to everyone.

i went back to bed. in the morning, i couldn't whistle anymore. i only have the video as a reminder of the time i was briefly possessed by a whistling ghost who took pity on me.

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It's not my fault, I cook on induction where 7 doesn't cook and 8 burns the oil.

Observation: cooking and baking competition shows are ridiculously popular, despite the fact that food is literally impossible for the audience at home to judge with their eyes. This is sort of ridiculous.

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Counterpoint: I would not have fucked up that lamb. <- hubris

Observation: cooking and baking competition shows are ridiculously popular, despite the fact that food is literally impossible for the audience at home to judge with their eyes. This is sort of ridiculous.

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You just don't get posts like this on Bluesky

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Nosy ass plant