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Valldemossa, Mallorca, Spain (by Pelayo)

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when I post the third part of In Abidance tomorrow, I’m also going to have to update the chapter count from five to seven. it’s very funny in hindsight to remember when I was genuinely and legitimately worried the story would never get horny.

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Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

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What's the worst/funniest song lyric you've ever mis-heard? I need a laugh today 😔

so sorry you were having a bad day, nonnie!

this song came out when I was seven, and for a really really long time I was genuinely thoughtfully trying to figure out what “she only comes when she’s on top” meant. I thought maybe that she would only come over to his for a visit when she was having a good day? Like she wanted to feel “on top” of her accomplishments? But then I was like… why won’t she hang out with him on bad day?

Anyway the full verse is: This bed is on fire with passionate love/The neighbors complain about the noises above/But she only comes when she's on top. AND ITS ABOUT ORGASMS.

Later the song goes on to say: Dressed me up in women's clothes/Messed around with gender roles/Line my eyes and call me pretty ✌️

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Hi hi, just wanted to tell you that literally every time I see this Alex Miami helmet I think of the Purge AU. It’s serving decapitation?? Anyway that story truly haunts me, good job. 💙

thrilled and delighted to have the honour of haunting you with always-wearing-the-helmet, threats of decapitation vibes!! I reread the purge au yesterday and oh my god thinking about their helmets as the purge masks???? It makes me so scared in the best way, like Daniel walking around with the china doll GOD mask but also the McLaren clones with their twin straw sack masks and only the difference in eye buttons and number stitching and now I’m just relisting all the helmets but I really do love imagining it whilst also being scared

so if we were to have Alex’s Miami helmet in purge verse it would be an orange that had gotten moldy and the eyes would look like sunken dark holes rimmed with creeping white, spreading slowly across the rest of the visor.

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it is so fucking funny to me that max drove gt3 under a pseudonym, broke all the records, stepped out of franz’ car wearing max verstappen’s helmet and racing suit, and then umm actually-ed someone from his official twitter account who was being incorrect about the car set up. absolutely killed it with the stealth.

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via williamsracing stories

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prep (feat. gigi)

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Alex Brundle weighs in on the Lando Norris Post-Race Smell Debate (a string of words I never thought I'd type out):

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[ALEX] italian grand prix 2025 // post fp2

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A still life of the forest ground by Aris Knikker (Dutch, 1887--1962)

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i'm at least 50% sure jordie benn was at the same bar as i was tonight, but just like when i saw all the jets at the spa, the person i was with knew nothing about hockey and could not confirm and i did NOT go over and ask.

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lando: new carpet ☝🏻👇🏻

oscar in the background: new carpet 🙂‍↕️ we've got a new carpet 🙂‍↕️

lando: alright? most important thing: new carpet 🫵🏻

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Gabriel Bortoleto and Oliver Bearman (Imola GP - May 15, 2025) 📷 Mark Sutton