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major Leo moment
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A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.
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Albert Urmanov: “Long time no post. Some concepts I did for Arlathan forest in The Veilguard. Some poor travelers got turned into trees...” [source]
Art by Albert Urmanov.
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#bro walking around like a Sherpa#meanwhile all my inventory is stashed in the bank and the guild vault#videogames#is this real life#(aka my room)
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a sluge 😔
#magic#familiars#funny#comic#random animal generator gave me a peacock. free fancy ink quills for writing spells i guess.#i hope it's leucistic
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told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.
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I never understood this about D&D. You're telling me wounds that lead to permanent character death, even being chipped away by a thousand cuts, have no lasting effects on the body because Magic?
every time people make a character go through severe life-altering physical injuries and then decide that they’re still able-bodied and look and act completely unaffected after the fact i want to throw tomatoes at my screen
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I think we can all agree there's no "right" way to reanimate the dead, but with that in mind I'm very satisfied with how I've done it.
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look all i'm saying is if you've ever seen someone be healed with magic, congratulations! you've witnessed a practitioner of necromancy. it's the exact same thing. all you're doing at a fundamental level is using magic to accelerate existing biological processes and animate tissue, the only difference is when you do it to dead tissue instead of living tissue, suddenly it's evil scary ~dark magic~ instead of good wholesome healing. it's purely cultural bias.
so no i don't think it's fair to say i "lied on my application" since i'm just as qualified as anyone to heal your party, but hey if you want to be a fucking narc and report me to the wizard council go right ahead. good luck finding an accredited healer at the wages you're offering by the way
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percy de rolo from critical role?

#critical role#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii#even if you've never seen the show just look at him
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Having traded its legs for a fishlike tail, the storm giant waverider looks something like a huge merfolk, albeit with the characteristic purple skin of its landwalking kin. These giants find blissful seclusion deep beneath the waves, scrying out prophesies by reading the ocean's tides. They inspire awe and reverence in merfolk, who generally respect the giants' need for privacy but may call upon them in times of dire need.
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elf liberalism probably goes insane
#elves#gnomes#elf liberalism : u.s. liberalism#lol @ thinking biden is progressive#anyway#this comparison is like seeing the fantasy map in a book is too similar to eurocentric maps in islands as continents. i digress.#**my comparison
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The people in the top three spots on Forbes' billionaire list—Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg—will have prime seats at President-elect Trump's inauguration next week. NBC News, citing "an official involved with the planning of the event," reports that the three tech billionaires will be sitting together on the platform with other high-profile guests, including Trump's Cabinet nominees. Bezos and Zuckerberg's companies, Amazon and Meta, have each donated $1 million to the inauguration, while Musk spent more than $250 million to help Trump win the election, reports Reuters.
#if D&D has taught me anything it's that you don't clump the party#sorry not sorry#magic#game mechanics
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Reposting old Critical Role art cause I accidentally deleted my account lol.
Even if these are old, I still like some of them. I love to see how much I have improved over the years!
The mighty nein will always have a special place in my heart ❤️
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