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Jafar x Hook Headcannons

Earlier in their relationship, Jafar and Captain Hook would debate which of their arch nemesis is the bigger pain in the ass.

Hook would bring Jafar the rarest gems from the ships and hidden treasures he raided.

Jafar loves Hook's hair. He would either wrap his hair around his finger or just run his fingers through it.

They would sit quietly together for hours while gazing at the night sky, especially when the full moon is out.

While Hook enjoys visiting Jafar in the desert, Jafar spends most of his visit in Hook's cabin because it's the closest part of the ship he considers fancy. Hook has to tidy up a bit before he comes over.

Hook loves how good Jafar's hands feel on him, especially when he's caressing his face.

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Villains discussing ages

All: *Discussing all their ages calmly*

All: *Turns to Hook who is silently reading*

Cruella: "Hey Hook! How old are you?"

Hook: *Looks up from his book* "What?"

Hades: "She asked how old are you Hook."

Hook: "Why?"

Cruella: "Just answer to question!"

Hook: "Okay okay! Uhhh- I'm like... Oh god, maybe 210? 215? Honestly I lost count after 150." *Goes back to reading his book*

All: *Silence*

Jafar: "... What?"

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God I fucking love the Mount Rageous song so much. I’m addicted to it like a 1900’s child factory worker was to cocaine filled Coca-Cola’s

I fucking love that song so much

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Just a friendly moot sending you a Happy Thanksgiving message! Hope you have an amazing holiday this year! ☺️🦃

Oh my goodness aren’t you just sweet

Happy Thanksgiving to you too!

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Hey uh- For no particular reason, would y’all mind picking one of these? Thank you

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Happy Halloween everyone!

Trick or treaters get candy and a 25% discount coupon on their next villain droid purchase!

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Ok so- this picture

Cute, love it, want more of it.

HOWEVER.

I did not see Alameda Slim and Ernesto de La Cruz (I could be completely blind and not have seen him.) and I know they didn’t forget about Home on the Range because the cows are there.

So, this has led me to believe that Slim and Ernesto are making out somewhere and missed the picture. That’s all.

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Any of the villains could be either two but I don’t know who to put, so I’m just gonna let y’all decide who is who

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…..Would Hades being a part time babysitter/nanny make him a part time DILF?

I thought of this in the shower last night and I still find it hilarious

Hear me out on this-

Lilo and Stitch…+ Hades AU

(Before Stitch)

Nani is struggling to raise Lilo on her own since she can’t leave her by herself to go to her crappy job. So, she tries to find a part time babysitter/nanny that can help with Lilo. Trouble is, Nani can’t find anyone to do it, especially for cheap….or one Lilo actually likes.

So, out of frustration, Nani says something along the lines of, “I would give my soul to find a good babysitter/nanny…” and bada bing bada boom, Hades appears out thin air like-

At the mention of getting a soul.

Now obviously, Nani is freaked out by the sudden appearance of the Lord of the Dead (and honestly, who wouldn’t be?), but being the deal maker Hades is, he throws her an offer. He and his imps (the imps most of the time) would be nannies/caregivers for Lilo whenever Nani needs them to be, and in exchange, he gets Nani’s soul and permanent servitude until Lilo turns 18. He even throws in a bonus, he’ll pay for her to work for him, and the pay was way better than what Nani would be making in 5 week at her current job.

Before Nani can even think of rejecting Hades offer, Lilo sees Hades and is immediately attached to him (much to both Nani’s and Hades’s surprise). Seeing Lilo actually like the potential Nanny, Nani decides to accept Hades’s offer, because hey, she’ll get her soul back eventually and she’s getting paid way more than makes now.

So now you have Lilo and Nani…and the Lord of the Underworld and his imps as Lilo’s nannies.

Even with Nani having someone old enough (like way old) helping take care of Lilo, Social Worker visits are still a nightmare, because ain’t no way they’re letting a literal god of the underworld being a nanny slide so casually. Except, Social Services can’t do shit now, because Hades definitely knows every damn loop hole there is to know, plus, Lilo isn’t in any active danger and Nani has a job to help provide for Lilo, so there’s nothing Social Services can really fault them on.

Although she now has two imps that can transform into practically anything and a god that can make whatever he wanted, Nani gets Lilo a “dog”.

With Stitch now in the picture, Lilo is even happier to have a strange pet in the picture, meanwhile Nani and Hades are both stressing on what the hell Stitch even was-

“What do you mean you don’t know what it is?! I thought you knew everything!” “I usually do! Why did you let Lilo even get that damn thing, was there really no other dog she wanted?” “No, she insisted on…Stitch. Not even the shelter worker knew what breed he was, and she told me that he was brought in dead this morning.” “….HE WAS DEAD THIS MORNING?!”

(I’m just gonna skip over a bunch of other stuff because at this point I’m just rambling on)

After the events with Stitch being allowed to stay with Lilo and them being under the Galactic Government’s supervision, Hades still sticks around, claiming that Nani still works under him and that their deal was not up….but the thing is, he already gave Nani her soul back, he just hasn’t told her or anyone.

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Oh, and for those that maybe wondering what would become of this little shit with Hades around-

Yeah it’s gonna be hard for her to talk shit when she’s taking a swim in the Styx

I thought of this in the shower last night and I still find it hilarious

Hear me out on this-

Lilo and Stitch…+ Hades AU

(Before Stitch)

Nani is struggling to raise Lilo on her own since she can’t leave her by herself to go to her crappy job. So, she tries to find a part time babysitter/nanny that can help with Lilo. Trouble is, Nani can’t find anyone to do it, especially for cheap….or one Lilo actually likes.

So, out of frustration, Nani says something along the lines of, “I would give my soul to find a good babysitter/nanny…” and bada bing bada boom, Hades appears out thin air like-

At the mention of getting a soul.

Now obviously, Nani is freaked out by the sudden appearance of the Lord of the Dead (and honestly, who wouldn’t be?), but being the deal maker Hades is, he throws her an offer. He and his imps (the imps most of the time) would be nannies/caregivers for Lilo whenever Nani needs them to be, and in exchange, he gets Nani’s soul and permanent servitude until Lilo turns 18. He even throws in a bonus, he’ll pay for her to work for him, and the pay was way better than what Nani would be making in 5 week at her current job.

Before Nani can even think of rejecting Hades offer, Lilo sees Hades and is immediately attached to him (much to both Nani’s and Hades’s surprise). Seeing Lilo actually like the potential Nanny, Nani decides to accept Hades’s offer, because hey, she’ll get her soul back eventually and she’s getting paid way more than makes now.

So now you have Lilo and Nani…and the Lord of the Underworld and his imps as Lilo’s nannies.

Even with Nani having someone old enough (like way old) helping take care of Lilo, Social Worker visits are still a nightmare, because ain’t no way they’re letting a literal god of the underworld being a nanny slide so casually. Except, Social Services can’t do shit now, because Hades definitely knows every damn loop hole there is to know, plus, Lilo isn’t in any active danger and Nani has a job to help provide for Lilo, so there’s nothing Social Services can really fault them on.

Although she now has two imps that can transform into practically anything and a god that can make whatever he wanted, Nani gets Lilo a “dog”.

With Stitch now in the picture, Lilo is even happier to have a strange pet in the picture, meanwhile Nani and Hades are both stressing on what the hell Stitch even was-

“What do you mean you don’t know what it is?! I thought you knew everything!” “I usually do! Why did you let Lilo even get that damn thing, was there really no other dog she wanted?” “No, she insisted on…Stitch. Not even the shelter worker knew what breed he was, and she told me that he was brought in dead this morning.” “….HE WAS DEAD THIS MORNING?!”

(I’m just gonna skip over a bunch of other stuff because at this point I’m just rambling on)

After the events with Stitch being allowed to stay with Lilo and them being under the Galactic Government’s supervision, Hades still sticks around, claiming that Nani still works under him and that their deal was not up….but the thing is, he already gave Nani her soul back, he just hasn’t told her or anyone.

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Hey! I know you’re not as active on here anymore, but I just wanna say I love your work!

Thank you 🥰🥰🥰😘

I want to be active again and get back into writing, but I keep losing the energy to. So for now, it’s just gonna be some random stuff I think people will like.

Anyway-

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I thought of this in the shower last night and I still find it hilarious

Hear me out on this-

Lilo and Stitch…+ Hades AU

(Before Stitch)

Nani is struggling to raise Lilo on her own since she can’t leave her by herself to go to her crappy job. So, she tries to find a part time babysitter/nanny that can help with Lilo. Trouble is, Nani can’t find anyone to do it, especially for cheap….or one Lilo actually likes.

So, out of frustration, Nani says something along the lines of, “I would give my soul to find a good babysitter/nanny…” and bada bing bada boom, Hades appears out thin air like-

At the mention of getting a soul.

Now obviously, Nani is freaked out by the sudden appearance of the Lord of the Dead (and honestly, who wouldn’t be?), but being the deal maker Hades is, he throws her an offer. He and his imps (the imps most of the time) would be nannies/caregivers for Lilo whenever Nani needs them to be, and in exchange, he gets Nani’s soul and permanent servitude until Lilo turns 18. He even throws in a bonus, he’ll pay for her to work for him, and the pay was way better than what Nani would be making in 5 week at her current job.

Before Nani can even think of rejecting Hades offer, Lilo sees Hades and is immediately attached to him (much to both Nani’s and Hades’s surprise). Seeing Lilo actually like the potential Nanny, Nani decides to accept Hades’s offer, because hey, she’ll get her soul back eventually and she’s getting paid way more than makes now.

So now you have Lilo and Nani…and the Lord of the Underworld and his imps as Lilo’s nannies.

Even with Nani having someone old enough (like way old) helping take care of Lilo, Social Worker visits are still a nightmare, because ain’t no way they’re letting a literal god of the underworld being a nanny slide so casually. Except, Social Services can’t do shit now, because Hades definitely knows every damn loop hole there is to know, plus, Lilo isn’t in any active danger and Nani has a job to help provide for Lilo, so there’s nothing Social Services can really fault them on.

Although she now has two imps that can transform into practically anything and a god that can make whatever he wanted, Nani gets Lilo a “dog”.

With Stitch now in the picture, Lilo is even happier to have a strange pet in the picture, meanwhile Nani and Hades are both stressing on what the hell Stitch even was-

“What do you mean you don’t know what it is?! I thought you knew everything!” “I usually do! Why did you let Lilo even get that damn thing, was there really no other dog she wanted?” “No, she insisted on…Stitch. Not even the shelter worker knew what breed he was, and she told me that he was brought in dead this morning.” “….HE WAS DEAD THIS MORNING?!”

(I’m just gonna skip over a bunch of other stuff because at this point I’m just rambling on)

After the events with Stitch being allowed to stay with Lilo and them being under the Galactic Government’s supervision, Hades still sticks around, claiming that Nani still works under him and that their deal was not up….but the thing is, he already gave Nani her soul back, he just hasn’t told her or anyone.

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☆ put this star into the inbox of your favourite blogs. it’s time to spread positivity!

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Aye, I know I’m not really active here anymore and what I’m gonna say now has nothing with the blog, but I gotta say it.

As much as people would like to act like they would survive a Child’s Play movie easily, I feel like they’re not actually seeing Chucky as a whole.

I mean yes, he’s a doll, bite-sized fun and everything. Anyone could very easily do some damage to a doll. BUT, people are too reliant on that fact and don’t see the bigger picture.

Chucky is an experienced slasher. He very quickly adjusted to his doll body to continue what he did as an actual person, and had only gotten better as a result.

Plus, the man has sustained injuries of all kinds and STILL comes after the victim. No matter what you do to this guy, he will get you no matter what happens to him.

So, sorry to those that think that just simply punting Chucky away will be enough, dude is relentless and is as stubborn as an ass (cause he is one).

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💍LOOK WHO FINALLY PUT A RING ON IT!!!💍

That's right everybody, the villains are kicking off the first day of pride month with a big fat wedding for our dear friends Slim & Ernesto, who've been planning for this magical moment since the day they fell in love! With a lot of passion & some elbow grease, every resident here at the house played a role in putting this special occasion all together to make it the perfect dream wedding for these two love birds & EVERYONE'S INVITED!!! So grab your flags, throw on some dancing shoes, & let's PARTY!!!! 😆🎉🎉🎉

🎉🏳️‍🌈HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYBODY!!!🏳️‍🌈🎉

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Drop that ship!

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Im obessessed with this beast