Ditch Adder are the bards Alvorado and Jensen, Warriors of Wuce who are sworn to tell of the adventures of their undead Lord, as well as warn all of the dangers inherent in carnal relations with semi-human mythological beasts.
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Wuce just shared his Spotify Wrapped and I’m starting to think he may have a bit of an ego problem!
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cesare paciotti
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A toxic environment will likely change you more than you change it. So get out.
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It turns out that if you release only one song at the end of 2023 your 2024 Spotify Wrapped stats will look deceptively impressive. Honestly, we just think it’s cool that none of the stats are 0% Thanks!
#ditch adder band#new music#spotify wrapped#statistics#feeling grateful#feeling great#warriors of wuce
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The fact that our music has reached a quarter of the countries in the world is astounding. Who knows, if this whole music thing keeps going well, we may even get to see some of you all one day!
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As great as Spotify Wrapped is, we Battle Bards here in Ditch Adder are especially pleased to get our first full year Spotify Artist Wrapped! 422 different Warriors of Wuce listened to our songs this year! Pretty good, especially considering the peak listenership for both songs isn't included in this year.
#spotify wrapped#ditch adder band#new music#proud of this ngl#love to our fans#good year#very excited#hope the next song does as well#thank you all#ditch adder#spotify#music#power metal#metal music
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To celebrate the release of our new song https://open.spotify.com/track/6Zamb4wTOxBcSa0MZWkf8I?si=b79e2ffcea774a16 and unwind from the recording process Jensen will be continuing his Undead Zombie Double Hammer King Dark Souls 3 stream on Twitch today for an hour or so. Feel free to swing by https://www.twitch.tv/twitchditchadder 9pm GMT. This has been a difficult fibro pain filled road but I'm proud of what we made and and excited for the partialy complete work we are hoping to release in the near future.
#ditch adder band#fibromyalgia#new music#undead#zombie#double#hammer#king#when i was looking for metal sources to follow today I found a band called hammer king#which is unfortunate#not legally an issue at least#dark souls 3#music#twitch
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Meet Wuce. He is an Undead Zombie Double Hammer King and the subject of our song Undead Zombie Double Hammer King. Which makes sense when you think about it. Our upcoming album will follow Wuce in his defense of Wucelangenfeld (his home). But for now we are just releasing his song soon(Tech willing) Swing on by the Ditch Adder youtube ( https://youtu.be/uhYX4jrIzec?si=Sl4HcffxlhdI6eOP ) or spotify ( https://open.spotify.com/track/6Zamb4wTOxBcSa0MZWkf8I?si=25199a47cd0045b9 ) to hear his tale, should you be inclined. I do all the vocals and wrote the lyrics, which when you hear the song I guarantee you will have thoughts about!
#wuce#ditch adder band#new music#zombie#double#hammer#king#new song#out today#power metal#new album#hear it now
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#Im a fan#of when they do this#but#you can tell its a different crab#like#bullshit#you aint documenting shit#this is now a work of#fiction
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#this kind of nonsense#is why i would never consider modding skyrim VR#imagine turning around and getting lost in a random NPCs monster bust for 10 minutes#only to be graphically assulted by the#18+#super sexy#ultra hd#mega#henti#26GB#super glossy#ultra mod#you unknowingly installed in a mod pack called#essentials#for skyrim VR
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On being a scientist...
#Im not against people asking questions or holding an uninformed opinion until they hear facts that change it#BUT#I once had somone tell me cancer is just a fungal infection and when I told them that I had seen literally millions of cancer cells both in#living things and under a microscope and could FOR SURE say that it was not they didn't so much as blink before saying#no#this person then went on to complain that their brother in law wasn't taking their advice for his cancer#that conversation#lives in my head rent free
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Okay but since Agatha remembered Billy's name I'm positive she also remembered Tommy's too she was just being as asshole😂
#She is never JUST an asshole#she remembered Billy's name because he has lovely powers that she could maybe steal#I just don't think that run but quick is the kind of power that turns THE Agatha Harkness's head
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Ashley Riot bar doodle
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Hello there! First time on Tumblr and excited to see what's going on here! 😁 I'm an artist and love making fantasy comics and art! My new comic Mechanica Maleficarum is coming soon! And my trusty companion Cthulhie (pictured!) always keeps me great company! 💜
#I see people giving small Cthullus (Cthulli?) side eye. I repost#Those are the rules#welcome to tumblr
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Hail to my queen
Never drawn her before, so it's time to fix it <3
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Hail to my queen
Never drawn her before, so it's time to fix it <3
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