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breaking bad if it took place while walt had his eyes closed

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okay but life should have been hanging out in the sun topless eating peaches instead we have credit scores

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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

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game dev: here's our sickass animated trailer for this upcoming game!

me: awesome, who animated it?

game dev:

me: is that information....anywhere????? anywhere at all?????????

game dev:

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whatever lol (in tears)

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My therapist, who specializes in adults with ADHD, recently told me that all of her clients need a three day crashout period after a big life change. Finish the semester? Crashout. Change jobs? Crashout. Go on a really cool, really relaxing vacation? Crashout the moment you get home.

It's true of literally all of her clients. She works with a lot of them to put systems in place so that their crashouts are only three days. This includes the high-powered execs who travel regularly for work. It does not matter how successful or high functioning they are - they have ADHD, and a crashout is just part of the process of living with it.

I'm sharing this with all you ADHD friends out there, just in case you (like me) start shaming yourself if your crashout lasts more than one day. It turns out three days is kind of the best case scenario. Be kind to yourselves!

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tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14

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“pillows expire after a year” “you need new shoes every 6 months” no thanks. even if that’s true it’s stupid i think i can sleep on a slightly deflated pillow

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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit

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Do you have any tips for time management?

I usually don’t know what day it is

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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

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he’s going The pisstance

he’s going For peed