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Yeah no I’m just kidding, I don’t think about those Papa Louie games sometimes either (I reach for the gun beneath my table)

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paul blofis you will always be famous for being excited and supportive of percy when he dinged your car while gabe threatened him with violence if he touched his car.

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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Artists, if you’re looking for some references for performers, literally look for Aurora on Pinterest bc oh gosh golly

look at this. Look at this beautiful pose. The hair , the pants, the microphone. Oh you want one facing the front?

BOOM. AGAIN, the hair, the mic, the body language. Wait you wanna draw a princess???

BA BAM. SERVING BARBIE PRINCESS AND THE POPSTAR. Look at that skirt, those ARMS. Amazing, showstopping, fabulous, original, one of a kind.

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the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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what i like about the secret history is you can tell exactly who 'got' the book and who didnt by the reviews. and im not trying to be snobby or something here if yhe book's not your cup of tea thats totally fine more power to you!! its just funny that the reviews are always either 5 star, greatest read ever, this book caused me physical reactions and i havent slept in 3 days. OR its a 1 star, the book started off great but fell off after the first part, too long and rambly, the focus is on the wrong things too much on the characters not enough on the actual plot. and like, thats kind of what i love about it? the fact that if you read the book like Richard is characterised, if you read the book for the romanticised life of secluded classics students, for the dark academia of it all, then its going to be a shitty read for you! what i personally like about it is that every single character is messed up, every single character is a 'bad person' in a way and the way the idealised romanticised aesthetics are built up meticulously during the first part only to then be brought crashing down in the worst way possible is part of what, to me, makes it such a good book.

And dont get me wrong, i came for the dark academia as well. I bought it because of moodboards and edits and a glowing review about 'this amazing dark academia book' from one of my best friends. I came for all that, but i stayed because of the clearly distorted reality. The fact that you can see more and more clearly in the second part that the entire reality we think we are in is made up imagined and idealised by richards obsession with the aesthetics and i love that its so clearly reflected in the reviews because like. Yes thats The Point!

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People when I mention Mrs O’Leary is Percy’s pet and not Nicos: 😨

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Hey fairy tail fandom, I know your dead, but I just wanna says I love how we all thought that when Lucy gets older she would cut her hair into a Bob. 10/10 Headcanon, Chefs kiss.

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percy, aged 15: ....annabeth.....is sitting.....right next to me 😧 illegal😳😳 but.... i like it🤭??

percy, aged 16: OHMYGOD 😱😱 ANNABETH WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM 🤯 ????😨 MOM PICK ME UP I SMELL SCANDALOUS😳😳 IM NOT EVEN LOOKING GOOD EITHER😭😭😭 lord forgive ME😭........yeah im having fun 😁

percy, aged 17: *sound of lock breaking at 3am*.......hey girlfriend✌️ yeah no worries come in 🥱 next time, knock maybe? ill open the window for you myself, just dont wake me up....yep ly👍.......k this is slightly annoying by now but i still love it 🥰

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Richard would have fucked shit up with Judy Poovey, that cocaine in a Burger King would have been like an every Wednesday night thing

If Richard never met the Greek class he would’ve RAN that campus everyone wanted him so bad

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Not a singular person in the Secret History fandom seems to understand that "Bunny's racism and homophobia wasn't okay" and "Bunny didn't deserve to be murdered in cold blood" are thoughts that can and should coexist. It's always "Poor innocent Bunny" this, "Stop being a Bunny apologist" that, I can't take it any longer. Homophobia and murder are both things that aren't okay, guys, please.

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whatever

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I’m out of the woods :)

Todd being Todd 🥰

(Are we out of the woods yet?)

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My ex boyfriend is going on a date on Sunday.

And my religion teacher told me today that I was made perfectly, and nothing about me was wrong.

And my best friend said I love you the other day.

And I made a little girl a balloon dog.

And I think I’m gonna be ok.

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DAFFY NOT DADDY FUCK

Was watching Invincible and Ambers number is 555-015 and my head was like “hey I’ve heard that number before” so I searched up the Bugs Bunny and Daddy Duck being an old married couple YouTube video and Daffy asks bugs what porkys number is and bugs says 555-0185 and I was like 😨