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Why was the Doctor so interested in the 'Soufflé Girl'?
He was once a Baker.
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Why does the Face of Boe go to parties by himself?
Because he has no body to go with.
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Goodbye gingerbread TARDIS. It was nice knowing you
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I think the time has come to destroy the TARDIS…
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The doctor would be pretty good at flappy bird, seeing as he already knows how to not blink.
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i believe in her - just a little playlist i made with songs that make me think about the doctor and rose
can i have this dance; hsm 3 || angels; the xx || all about us; he is we || let her go; passenger || echo; jason walker || say something; a great big world ft. christina aguilera || can’t help falling in love with you; ingrid michaelson || i won’t give up; jason mraz || kiss me; ed sheeran || stay; the script || rhythm of love; plain white tee’s ||falling in love at a coffee shop; landon pigg || doomsday theme; doctor who || come home; one republic || talking to the moon; bruno mars || adventure time; bribry
LISTEN HERE
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You know you're obsessed when...
You hear the line in Hairspray about two hearts in love and your immediate reaction is to ask, "What if you're Rose Tyler? That's three hearts." 
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Peter Capaldi: Knock, knock...
Matt Smith: Who's there?
Peter Capaldi: I am...
Matt Smith: I am who...?
Peter Capaldi: Not anymore fucker!!!
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How many ants does it take to fill up a TARDIS?
Tennants
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Are you a weeping angel? Because I could stare at you forever.
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Clara’s very good at explaining things to the doctor. She Clarafies it for him.
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Why was Christopher Eccleston afraid of Paul McGann?
Because McGann Hurt Eccleston!!!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Do we.
Do we who?
DOOOO WEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOO
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Why do Daleks eat apples?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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The oldest one in the TARDIS
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
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