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PROMPT

Person A: I don’t trust this gift.

Person B: ... why? It’s just an envelop with a letter.

Person A: I don’t trust you what if you kill me

Person B: ... I wouldn’t kill you that way

Person A: ... would you kill me any other way?

Person B: probably, but not here.

Person A: ... then where?

Person B: *looks up* Do you want the gift or not?

Person A: No! No! I love it I’m sorry!

Person B: Good.

Person A: *confused and scared*

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From The Washington Post. Damn

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if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

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Bettina is moving out :( she’s the cutest, DM me if you want her!

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but…

Y'all are allow to use references. Like people out here are like using refs are cheating I…

Use references You’re gonna look like a fool if you say this shit to someone who like…does this shit for a living

Please for the Love of God has references PLEASE

Anyone who says real artist don’t use references don’t know what they are talking about

I didn’t spend most of my college career learning about art and history of for y'all to be saying this nonsense

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Hey!! If you have the time go over to Instagram and follow @merakidoodle (I noticed there’s an account named the same here, it’s not me!!). I just opened it and it would mean a lot :)

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Me_irl

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Me: I consider myself somewhat of a baker

Someone: Oh really? What can you do?

Me: *plays the Waitress soundtrack*

Someone: ...

Me: *opens a tutorial for a mug cake*

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Do ppl know about trump actively trying to buy the company that’s currently working on a covid vaccine and wanting to keep it to American use only or is this a Germany only headline

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I love my new son-

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I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

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Repost to spread. (Not really humor)

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I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.