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its not christmas yet but its already november, so merry christmas everyone /owo))

-Mod Abel

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Mod Abel is facing her exams, but Mod Abel wants to doodle so here you go 💖 Y'all are amazing, Bratzai says so. Always remember that 💖

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This is the hundredth time Dazai sang the song to Chuuya. 😔

Tag yourself, mod Abel is Dazai.

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Hey chuuya,,,, how bad has dazai's Brattiness™ gotten?

Dazai's level of brattiness is in a whole new Other Level™

Bonus:

Chuuya is whipped

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What kinda shows does bratzai like to watch?

The answer is: Not Dazai.

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And this is the story of how Atsushi left the mafia and joined the ADA.

Beast reference? In this AU? More likely than you think.

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NO DON'T BURN RAT-CHAN DAZAI DON'T YOU DARE ;-;

Dazai is a brat who ain’t gonna hear anyone except Chuuya and Odasaku, probably

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Dazai is… Petty.

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And so, the brat and the rat met

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My dorky mafia boss dazai loves sales as much as fitz does.

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Trish-san said this, so– the respond to that is, of course:

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Enter: Bodyguard/Babysitter #2: Odasaku!

I’m back with more Dorky Mafia Boss Dazai, now ft. Exasperated Bodyguard Odasaku

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*Haven’t posted anything in a long time*

*Comes back with just a doodle*

I’m so sorry for the lack of effort–

Uhm, anyways. We always talk about scary and hot mafia boss Dazai, but now let’s talk about dorky and adorable mafia boss Dazai.

Dorky and Adorable Mafia Boss Dazai, enough said. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. :>

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HI EVERYONE!

Welcome to The Adventures of Dorkboss Dazai and Bodyguard Babysitter Chuuya AU, where Dazai is the bratty mafia boss who loves all kinds of sales, and thus an impulsive shopper, and Chuuya is his exasperated fulltime bodyguard/babysitter!

In this AU, we will follow along their wild daily lives, mainly Dazai being Dazai and Chuuya trying to stop him, Dazai and Fitzgerald fighting over kitchen appliances sales, Dazai and Fyodor's Epic Rivalry Battle™, Cat Loving Session between Dazai and Fukuzawa, and many, many more adventures!

The best thing about this AU? Everybody Lives! That's right, everybody, meaning we will have guest appearance by exasperated bodyguard #2 Odasaku too!

All characters will appear at some point, everyone playing a certain role, like: Overworked Subordinate Akutagawa, Nakajima "I'm so done with Dazai-san" Atsushi, and many other characters with proooobably different background from canon!

All in all, this is an AU where we have fun and free (well, as free as we can) from angst, all made solely for the purpose of laughing. We hope you enjoy the content we make as much as we do!

-Mods