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Racetrack: Hey hey hey!

Mush: What?

Racetrack: If we see each other in our dreams, let's goof around a little bit. Pretend like we don't know each other.

Mush: You got it stranger. *wink*

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Davey: What do you say when you answer the phone?

Crutchie: What up?

Katherine: Who dis?

Jack: No, she's dead. This is her son.

👀

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Racetrack: Look, if I was trying to set someone up, I would tell everyone he's guilty, and then plant the evidence in his apartment as proof.

Davey: Oh, you mean exactly like what you did to me?

Racetrack: Yes! Just like that!

Racetrack: Remember how great that worked?

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Jojo: Please, I'm a pacifist!

Oscar, punching him: I don't care what your fucking star sign is.

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Spot: You frowning when we're on a win streak...

Spot: That's a bad look.

Davey: You've literally frowned your whole life.

Spot: No, I never smiled. That's different.

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Davey: Jack, not everyone in your life is out to get you.

Spot: I am.

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Katherine, kidnapped: We need water.

Jack, also kidnapped: Humans can go days without water, so relax.

Katherine: That is 100% not true.

Jack: Oh yeah? How long then?

Katherine: I don't know! Nineteen hours?!

Jack: Nineteen? I've slept nineteen hours without water, you idiot.

Katherine: Who sleeps that long?!

Jack: I had a bad day!

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Racetrack: Relax, Davey, I just took him to the mall to hang out.

Davey: The mall closes at nine, it's twelve o'clock!

Racetrack: We stopped off for ice cream.

Les: When the fuck did we get ice cream?

Racetrack: Shhh!

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Jack: I've got a lot of problems right now.

Racetrack:

Racetrack: I've been to prison in three different countries. I once had to chew my way out of the trunk of a car!

Racetrack: You think you've got problems?

Racetrack: I'VE GOT A MULLET, JACK!

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Racetrack: Jack Kelly is a wanted man.

Spot: Impossible. He wasn't even a wanted child.

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any more binch content you've got for us??? any personal headcanons you hold dear to your heart???

thank you for aiding the revolution brother 🫡🫡  

Some more binch for the soul 🙏😌 & as for personal/headcanons:

I can't guarantee how long any of the comic will take, as I do also have an original comic in the works, but it will happen (hopefully 🤣)

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Spot: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you. Spot: Ask me to kill for you. Race: ...First of all, calm down-

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Newsies Incorrect Quotes 3/?

the generator has enlightened me to the wonders of a katherine-race friendship

part 1 part 2

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Newsies Incorrect Quotes 2/?

part 1

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Jack, holding a cauliflower in front of Davey's face: What is this? Davey: ...Cauliflower? Jack, to Race: Now tell him what you think it is. Race, arms folded: Ghost broccoli.

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Davey: Do you believe in ghosts, Mush?

Mush: I do, but more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves.

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Les, excited: We're going to a candy store?!

Davey: No, it's nighttime. All the candy stores are closed.

Racetrack: WE'RE GONNA ROB A CANDY STORE?!?!